An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

Mr O.W.W.

Much like a Dating Profile of mine, I am doubtful of the true costs of being part of some people's Community. What Agenda. Why must we engage...? Alas, most problems are caused, escalated, exaggerated and Calculated by engaging with near-enough anything. Why bother now...?
Good Question.
I am trying to bring Irreverence back, in the vain attempt to become at least... Heard. As Pitiful as that sounds, I'd rather not even have that from you for what it's worth, so that just shows you where I BLOODY STAND. Hopefully that example can express that I'm able to be more self-aware than some Comedic-Voices. That'll be a string in my bow. GUESS WHAT ELSE?! WHO LIKES IRONY! Bit sickly, but there's fucking loads of it, as I LITERALLY LEARN LIKE RAINMAN, MYSELF/my 'isms, and all we absorb within our Lifetime period. Maybe I ought to avoid phrases like that if I want you focussed, and honed-in to me. BUT, without engagement, we know bollocks and fuck and no less, just merely bullshit, so we all need some light/thought/another white-washed Bri'rish los(n not v, am not an emo joker rip)er, with a difference. NO. GAMING. CHAIR.
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hilst I make myself maniacally laugh, I've brought in a Microphone, and probably copies of things (not carrot top, but 'slyly' ginger in sunlight) that make me laugh, or to build upon in an attempt to share some (probably frail in your own shite opinion) bars of Originality, from a largely Impoverished/Out of work, Creative-Waste. "Waste...": I adopted that word/phrase (I already knew the word for objects, or rotten food) when I felt I was myself, and the S fights the M ; Forevermore discovering, uncovered idiocy, that frailly encapsulates my passion for Art, Humour, and.. clearly an (in)eminent element of what I don't understand. All running through me, like Wagyu-fat. Just... 25% fat content. Porky, porky, what a malarkey. Doesn't rhyme. Waste of mine. Time, fine, over-the-line. Half-rhymes hit, some of the time. More syllables, but less of what's mine. TIME.
(lost dramatic weight (/+wait to my sex life) recently, due to an existential crisis. Lovely to grieve, even in the bonds of love. Already losing my sense of humour.)
"This guy's rhyme is a waste of my time. I feel unsettled, but, then again... I believe in Ghosts." -A review I made up
"Actually.. Not bad." - Has been the general sentiment when I really offer original ways of creating humour to others, when it works- for them too -, when other times I'm immobilised by depression. I bring boasts of adolescent wonder at 27 years old, as I've been (in my opinion), an aspiring Comedian my whole little hole, life. (pBPDoe)
Avid Question answering may or shall commence whenever you see it fit to deem me worthy of recompence(/"pounds and eskimo pence") I MEAN, THAT IS USUALLY HOW BRITAIN SOUNDS, BUT HERE IS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR YOU, 'BUDDY':
[email protected]

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#14: Multi-faceted incorrectly perceived Twinkle-Twonkoloid (hop u gert it)=(like in a text)=(knowwhatimean?)

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05/19/24 • 62 min

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.
"Xharming" fucking Bully...
Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R. And I partly say that because there’s zero chance she’ll listen. It’d be nice and worrying to be wrong in retrospect however! It’s not a wide net.
As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH". Really peed me off, that has.
And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)". That was kind of implied throughout.
Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27 - mainly that that wasn’t said.).)
Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep. By downloading this, you’ve invited and invested in my stupidity and eagerness to please (intermittently when it comes to no comes and podcasts).

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

#3: ohhhhhh feeeeeck off

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05/09/24 • 54 min

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aN ADULT TWONK HAVING A ego wank
Not an ego death , see here now: :B===========DDDmyownpenisifequalsweremorespacedoutobviously
Reading...? Nobody does that within Porn anymore. Psychologically, it’s always ever-clearer to me that it’s incest that gets people going. Prove me wrong, Pornhub’s homepage. (I don’t sign-in, or else it’d be me proving me wrong, every time.)

#10: You're a boring cunt... make you a/our Monster/Master

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05/15/24 • 11 min

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They did the mash, and I don't want to get mashed for no fucking reason anymore.
Withdrawal syndrome is acting up, and I'll warn. Not everybody has the time to listen to what and how I think, but, since you truly do not know me... Get fucked. Please yourself.
Title is a Dead Kennedys referral. I'd say reference, but I'm trying to express myself, and not get grossly misinterpreted by a nosey careless cunt with 0% heart or experience. People get pissed off, and pissed on. No services are good enough, unless you help them to help you, help yourself, and THEN YOU GET FUCKING BORED AND COME TO REALISATIONS OF YOUR OWN.
True love awaits. Boredom fascinates. Lies occur consistently. Not from "this" autistic cunt though. Any fellow members of the Neurodivergent community? Speak with me, and mistrust me. It's instinctual to defend yourself. But if a noise complaint causes someone to regress to the missing link... MISSING LINKS CAN ACTUALLY THROW A FUCKING PUNCH. AND I DO FUCKING MEAN THE SCIENTIFIC MISSING LINK. ASK IF YOU DON'T FUCKING GET IT. COMMON FUCKING DECENCY AND RESPECT. NOT MERE VIOLENCE. You mere and insincere: cunt.
I'm living good. I'm loving good. I just say when I feel vile, and move-on. As should humanity.
Taking self-defence classes. Not like a woman. More like the woman from, "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo", in my overcooked fucking stewing brain.
Nobody's fault. Nobody helps. But I've people who sincerely love me now, and I wouldn't ruin that for the world. The conditions break, from time to time, and love is a much greater law to abide by. That would mean the world is moreso designated to misinterpret me, to save Gov.Funding. Well... I'm LOVING all the PIP. DON'T STOP NOW, GOV.BABYBITCH
cHjEERS

#3: Thought Soup w/ pure wee

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03/07/24 • 64 min

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Realistically, it gets worse than being literally Hairy. I should've perhaps chosen a different turn of phrase.
As always... Stick with it, as if you ever possibly could. I'm a Middle-England Feign-Wit, so no-need to invest in me with money. I'm building up a Radio empire, until I inevitably become a massive Pussy (like Howard Stern), yet then gain, never actually do anything as bad as he has facilitated. Let's be honest, there's no budget here except liquid brain disease. (Undiagnosed Autism, possible other disorders to show-off about, too. Stay posted!)
It's all quite evocative for me, because I put up with my bullshit all the time... However, you needn't if you needn't a nipple to suckle. Many of us, still do. Fight the good fight for me, by figuratively suckling my liquid knowledge. For free!!!
There isn't any investment scams hidden within this, but it may raise some questions. There will be an E-mail address incoming, or a PO Box for you to try and intercept me at, and assault me. May re-think the latter. It has been a tough week. We all love a comedic bad-time from a 1st World feckwit.
I'm a people, I think things that expect things... Interaction is my fort. Until somehow I lose my Housing Benefit. I have a past. I've not always had Housing Benefit however. I ought to put it to work, and not just make solely myself laugh. However you may definitely not laugh.
There's bigger problems in the World. Just not mine. (Committed? Or C? You decide!)

#3: Take a Bunch!

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07/31/24 • 69 min

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This week, I assume I'm going through withdrawal, because it's been fucking difficult to come up with fucking ANYTHING -Until I begin spilling the liquid diet from betwixt my lips. Very standard procedure self-doubt.
Plentiful is the oddballs that encompass who I am. Fairly poetic, that. As all of that sort of rubbish is subjective. Made ME cry. And as a man of 2024, I feel embraced by the integrity to funnel out some of the vitamins and minerals that were once proud to line themselves within my digestive tract, into the form of _____ energy. You're... welcome.
However, I'm gracious/ungracious-ly accepting of any feedback whatsoever, that isn't standardised practices of mundanity, as we are all accustomed to. So, any shite-talking is welcomed, under the surely innaccurate banner of, "Fan Mail". Unlike the comedy show I turned up to be very accurately tarred with the derogatory term of, "wanker", at - I'll most-likely be able to let it go. Like greasy dust in the wind. Or dust in the wind, that tastes vaguely of salt. Quite a guilty treat of mine.
And, if any of this isn't to your liking, or, to your liking, then I'd like to cordially invite you to quench your thirst for yet another demanding internet personality's attention, and engage with me. No pressure. Just be my fanciful fiancé, and bathe in a seemingly empty pool of engagement. IF YOU LIKE.
Share this, if'ins that's something you'd be willing to do. You have my explicit blessing. All in good, if not entirely perplexing fun.
Have a lovely day. Slán.

#9.5: AdDon(s) Ra(r)p

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05/14/24 • 12 min

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This is a ridiculous kind of seriously intentional rap. Sorry for being so confounding|confusing.

#9: Life is (or CAN BE) Bi-Polar

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05/14/24 • 55 min

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NOT (as I'm aware due to being brought up in genuinely brighter times that still breed difficulty) to confuse you.
Hope y'all understand. I'm not simulating a black person, as I suspect quite strongly I'm not currently very black to a degree we can all trust (NOT LIKE THAT.), and I'm certainly not contrasting anybody to make myself breathe more aligningly with myself, but... y'all is an American expression. And, as America is a technically thriving place that's relatively (\ /+-historically) RECENT, LET'S SAY... It's always attempted Multiculturalism. Time progresses.
Now that I'm freeing myself towards a lot of lucky optimism... I'm trying to offer the good experiences I believe in, to you all. And speak down to Evil... Making the Devil that may be within us all: ASHAMED. DONALD TRUMP IS QUITE HONESTLY, A MALIGNED WHITE-DEVIL. AND I LIKE SAYING THAT: I'M WHITE MOSTLY, AND TRYING TO WIN MULTICULTURAL FAVOUR. "but... Could just be for fucking listeners."
Too right it's fer ye. And me.
Hope you're all lucky|unlucky enough to endure my irony, and my serious beliefs too.

#8: Hopefully... This is funny and not-so-AUTISTIC, MAINLY.

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05/13/24 • 48 min

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Old-school, and the Nua-Scoil need to learrn more doe (faoi láthair), I burn baby burn like disco-inferno. Burn slow like Irish potatoes. Now that I'm not getting high, it luckily makes much more sense, though.
There is good-faith, and bad-faith. Very similar to positive and negative discrimination. And... If it helps your COGNITIVE DIFFERENCES AND SPECIALITIES FUNCTION BETTER, PLEASE HAVE FAITH, AND CARRY ON LIVING. BROKEN YET GOOD PEOPLE ARE A STRONG COLLECTIVE FEELING.
DON'T GO MAD. LIKE SOME IRISHES (like me too). BE A CULTURED UTOPIA THAT IS BROKEN ENOUGH TO STILL PUT R. KELLY ON - MERELY FOR A FUCKING LAUGH, IF YOU'RE NOT OVERLY INDOCTRINATED IN FEARS, RATHER THAN RESPECT. however: understanding takes time. This developed. Not out-of-RKO.
Cheers, Fellas. And all else. All collecting individuals... You help, but.... hey. There's truth in a kind Irish soul who knows the good, and bad... Or, tries to. Try to understand me, as I understand we are all already multicultural.
The Africa you speak of, was a very, very, very, very, very, long time ago. I'm sure there's a cleverer way to put that... not wisened enough yet, by my knowledge. All influences help, if they are positive and sincerely more good than awfully flawed. If you have time, I'd really respect your pride. Not the shame. Well... That-too, eh?
FIERCELY LOGICAL TO BE DIAGNOSED LEGALLY: DO NOT GIVE UP ON YOUR BRAIN POWERS. My life is changeling, and I am getting more phrases. Tingaling.

#4: Exactly what you'd expect from a man who organises his life with a McVitie's Pen

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11/04/24 • 60 min

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Good. Pissing. Gracious.

mē

It has been a long while, and a long ropey and messy tract of the human experience that brings me back to your lovely Aurifice, for what I somewhat suspiciously advertised as being, ""Endless". Many of you may have been reeling back and going, "Endless?! Fucking, Endless, is it?! Lazy f-". Fair enough. Fair play. Much like the creators of The Neverending Story... I'm a bit of a fucking liar. And I'm not just saying that because I'm Autistic, and I expected this all to be candid footage of Falkor (Mainly due to the fact that I had to google it along with the phrase, "who's that dog thing from Neverending Story?". Not that I've got a fantastic conecpt of reality. More like, a fantastical- No: A fantesticle nerve to self-satisfy with fictional concepts. That's the one.).
Falkor aside, I'm glad to be back in the saddle. Bareback might pop one of my bollocks. Or twist it in the wrong direction. Or slyly Lance Armstrong my box, like every exercise bike seat that's made from plastic. So, that's good...
Just joking about the saddle, but this podcast is as meaningful to me, as bullying is to Jack Black in 1994. And with that spiritual integrity in mind, I hope you enjoy it, and don't just find things, " ugh. Too, weird.", after 15 minutes.
We intend to have fun, around here.
Embrace the regularity of podcast releases, not the regularity of my mental well-being. Xx
Enjoy. It's mandatory. "ah fckin luhv tawrkin shite" - Olly Woods.

#5: Not to make this, Political, but racism and homophobia are at the very least, upsetting.

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

11/18/24 • 98 min

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Hello, Everyone. Especially that Fella in Singapore who downloaded loads of these in one day. It's inconsistent and yet improving feedback/statistics such as this, that compells me to take some Immodium after recording. It's a reeeal, river of shite, this week. But... you might like it... Less than I value, savour, and giggle over its contents.
I'm back on form , and trawling Quora for ideas, again.
Finally took a break with my fine arse. Supping from the stay-at-home-Mum's source. (Not like that.)
It gets stupid, it gets ignorant-sounding, and I try my best to bully Political factors I find pretty, "Gimp". Wipe down your wings, and remember it's a sporadic and seldom erratic style of Comedy Podcast.
For who...? Well... Me, of course. And anybody else who can stomach this foolish (in all fairness) tragic News-Source, who morally, and ethically... Does not seem like too bad of a guy. There. Don't lean on finding me more of a hole. Your quote is, "does not seem like too bad of a guy.". AS LONG AS NONE OF MY RHETORIC IS CONFUSED FOR- Feedback doesn't exist here, but you can always contact me with some if you'd like. Maybe just clear up the enjoyable element of unclear intentions in Comedy. Have fun with it. I got to talk consensually one-sidedly with you, and not accost people with wit, so... I certainly had fun.
[Still acting as a replacement for BBC's WatchDog, if anybody's interested in apt shaming for the enjoyment of the public. Some Bots/Hard-to-buy-people-who-genuinely-exist on Quora really get-it, on that basis, this-week.]

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