An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

Mr O.W.W.

Much like a Dating Profile of mine, I am doubtful of the true costs of being part of some people's Community. What Agenda. Why must we engage...? Alas, most problems are caused, escalated, exaggerated and Calculated by engaging with near-enough anything. Why bother now...?
Good Question.
I am trying to bring Irreverence back, in the vain attempt to become at least... Heard. As Pitiful as that sounds, I'd rather not even have that from you for what it's worth, so that just shows you where I BLOODY STAND. Hopefully that example can express that I'm able to be more self-aware than some Comedic-Voices. That'll be a string in my bow. GUESS WHAT ELSE?! WHO LIKES IRONY! Bit sickly, but there's fucking loads of it, as I LITERALLY LEARN LIKE RAINMAN, MYSELF/my 'isms, and all we absorb within our Lifetime period. Maybe I ought to avoid phrases like that if I want you focussed, and honed-in to me. BUT, without engagement, we know bollocks and fuck and no less, just merely bullshit, so we all need some light/thought/another white-washed Bri'rish los(n not v, am not an emo joker rip)er, with a difference. NO. GAMING. CHAIR.
; W
hilst I make myself maniacally laugh, I've brought in a Microphone, and probably copies of things (not carrot top, but 'slyly' ginger in sunlight) that make me laugh, or to build upon in an attempt to share some (probably frail in your own shite opinion) bars of Originality, from a largely Impoverished/Out of work, Creative-Waste. "Waste...": I adopted that word/phrase (I already knew the word for objects, or rotten food) when I felt I was myself, and the S fights the M ; Forevermore discovering, uncovered idiocy, that frailly encapsulates my passion for Art, Humour, and.. clearly an (in)eminent element of what I don't understand. All running through me, like Wagyu-fat. Just... 25% fat content. Porky, porky, what a malarkey. Doesn't rhyme. Waste of mine. Time, fine, over-the-line. Half-rhymes hit, some of the time. More syllables, but less of what's mine. TIME.
(lost dramatic weight (/+wait to my sex life) recently, due to an existential crisis. Lovely to grieve, even in the bonds of love. Already losing my sense of humour.)
"This guy's rhyme is a waste of my time. I feel unsettled, but, then again... I believe in Ghosts." -A review I made up
"Actually.. Not bad." - Has been the general sentiment when I really offer original ways of creating humour to others, when it works- for them too -, when other times I'm immobilised by depression. I bring boasts of adolescent wonder at 27 years old, as I've been (in my opinion), an aspiring Comedian my whole little hole, life. (pBPDoe)
Avid Question answering may or shall commence whenever you see it fit to deem me worthy of recompence(/"pounds and eskimo pence") I MEAN, THAT IS USUALLY HOW BRITAIN SOUNDS, BUT HERE IS THE E-MAIL ADDRESS FOR YOU, 'BUDDY':
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Bit much, bit mad, or unrelated. However, I respect my brain, even through historic mental strifles.

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#5 Ropey Gervis | I |have| been |a victim and I |care| more| than making others| that who do not deserve it|

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

05/09/24 • 17 min

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If I meant I was genuinely him, I would've said his name. Not everybody thinks that they shall genuinely be legally threatened in the world...? SOME PEOPLE GREW UP AND REALISED LIFE IS HARD FOR US ALL, AND I MUST EXPRESS THAT I AM NOT RICH.
When people yell, however... What? You hiding something...?

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
{Poddy e-mail address coming soon.}

#3: Basically heart and soul - not the song.

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

04/22/24 • 58 min

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Heart and soul,
I fell in love with you,
Heart and soul,
Just like a man can feel. Whoops. I'm a homo'.
Genuinely, but aside from things like that which are immaterial to a wider expanse of Social-acceptance: Fuck you if you can't hear how I think???? I'm not on a pedestal, so maybe you could not be dismayed by accepting me, with a load of classist, or homophobic airs themselves. You don't have to like everything that people of certain sexualities are known to like as individuals. sTUPID YET BOLD TO ASSUME THAT PHRASES HAVE A GOOD EFFECT ON PEOPLE, AS IF BEING GAY IS A FAD. It isn't, and I'm sure it's not going to be, once again. Soon as I ditch those folks who torment me about going for women, AND, men, in the past. The degrading worked, but hey. They wanted me. I thought it was cool until I got heavily patronised, and my life got complicated. Other things bother me. I'm not one note.
Just a slice of genuine sincerity, should be offered: This is how I try to make my Art... prideful, but not just gay. Lol. I take that as a very big joke as well, but I don't mean to disturb other's perspectives that are probably healthier than mine. That's just me. And, I've still no idea if anybody likes what I do, other than in real-life... And since getting the word out on the internet is what I'm driving for in a sense... TREAT IT LIKE DIRTY RADIO. ENJOY.

#9: Import it Tonight

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

03/31/24 • 37 min

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I'm never going to dance again, wailing, taking,: some more rhythm.
Nary shall I dance again... because sometimes in lower moments I feel if I were that bad, you would've broke my legs. NOT to plant any seeds... The internet is crazy.
It's all an act, and a viscious cycle. Who knows what flows from a bored and conscious mind of dramatism, and poignancy. Or... Boyne... Boy... Nancy.... (say it phonetically? was that a poetic technique? Or am I going maduntal? Overdramflapperiffic??? SAY THAT IT IS SO.)
nary may I write to whom it may concern, breaching my poorly concieved thought clouds (of varying smells), BUT THIS TIME IT IS SERIOUS. STOP WHAT IT IS THAT YOU ARE DOING.
"I CRAAAAAAYYYYVE ATTENTION" - 2013.
A quotem. Lost. To the scrotum.
I'm afraid I've too much to lose.

#8.5: comedy -SERIOUS- comedy

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

03/26/24 • 4 min

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Just being frank, here. Some truths emerge within Arts, and I should think we would all be mature, adult, responsible people. At least... That's who I'm aiming for.
Drama? Why not plunder nothing to show, into the minds of the international public, who come to the Edinburgh Festival for the Performance Art and the Food! Or go to Drama school, if your Dad's the correct posh/wealthy for this day-and-age. Or raise a genuine and sincere charisma... that gets washed away in a University course...? That's for unpopular school-children in their 20s...?
Judge it. Tbf, I could've, should've, and would've done more. But THIS PETULANT LITTLE FECKER, didn't reap the reward entailed within glory. Seems to me, it's much-like house training a puppy, but it's just you talking to genuine people, assuming they need piss rubbed in their nose: If only but to learn.
(I'm kind of a ponk-betch.)
Still, listen to my rotten soul harp-on. Then assume Jonny Rotten truly is.

#5: Not to make this, Political, but racism and homophobia are at the very least, upsetting.

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

11/18/24 • 98 min

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Hello, Everyone. Especially that Fella in Singapore who downloaded loads of these in one day. It's inconsistent and yet improving feedback/statistics such as this, that compells me to take some Immodium after recording. It's a reeeal, river of shite, this week. But... you might like it... Less than I value, savour, and giggle over its contents.
I'm back on form , and trawling Quora for ideas, again.
Finally took a break with my fine arse. Supping from the stay-at-home-Mum's source. (Not like that.)
It gets stupid, it gets ignorant-sounding, and I try my best to bully Political factors I find pretty, "Gimp". Wipe down your wings, and remember it's a sporadic and seldom erratic style of Comedy Podcast.
For who...? Well... Me, of course. And anybody else who can stomach this foolish (in all fairness) tragic News-Source, who morally, and ethically... Does not seem like too bad of a guy. There. Don't lean on finding me more of a hole. Your quote is, "does not seem like too bad of a guy.". AS LONG AS NONE OF MY RHETORIC IS CONFUSED FOR- Feedback doesn't exist here, but you can always contact me with some if you'd like. Maybe just clear up the enjoyable element of unclear intentions in Comedy. Have fun with it. I got to talk consensually one-sidedly with you, and not accost people with wit, so... I certainly had fun.
[Still acting as a replacement for BBC's WatchDog, if anybody's interested in apt shaming for the enjoyment of the public. Some Bots/Hard-to-buy-people-who-genuinely-exist on Quora really get-it, on that basis, this-week.]

#11: Fucking forgot to put the dinner on and raised next door's baby (burned it)

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

03/09/25 • 63 min

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As you'll all probably be expecting (unknowing strangers), this, 'Headline'-kind-of-titles signifies another, "Have one Rest", reading, as we delve into the shallow waters of mishaps people are willing to fabricate and/or sacrifice to the U.K., for all to enjoy. Especially those who might've found it a bit difficult coming back from Sheffield still a-pissed and having had not showered yet the train's at 11:45am, and are buying a pepperami, a capri sun, and a Tak- Magazine of indescript quality and/or substance (if any - which I enjoyed very much).

All in all I've been pretty slack lately, but, I think I'm making solid dents in my virtual-life. I can more-and-more-regularly bring up c-c-c-cunts who bring up Virtual Land, and make logical people despair in confusion, and appropriate frugal understanding. Not sure though. I didn't like the sound of that.

Fun times, bwc, and a replacement to the #11 episode we all ceep revisiting - Luv y'all

New E-Mail: Requests, Whys, Read-Outs, and crude contributions. :

@: [email protected]

#17: ChaterererORdateEmUp/JustaChatPlease

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

05/29/24 • 37 min

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Was going to put a, "x", after the episode title, but wasn't sure whether that would be a step too far, these days. Please be ensured: NOBODY, is entitled to kiss me. It's just a niceity that many of us add on to text messages, when we struggle for bonds past those we know. It's a scary and Fearmongering kind of world these days.
Perhaps you expect I get my jollies off of being an absolute tossing-pr(w)anker. I mean no-offence, but I feel this attempt at a podcast is:
1.) Unnecessary.
2.) Sad.
3.) Lovely.
4.) Complex.
5.) Very stupid and classically-"thick", by English colloquial standards.
6.) It's not the 90s, but nobody is my age on this phone-line... Not sure why I expected otherwise...
9.) Just really what it says on the box: Confounding, plump, deep, wet, and pumplexing.
I know... P-E-R-P-L-E-X-I-N-G.
I feel it's not too out-of-my-remit to say: a dis one is a obsolete, BANGARRR.
Have fun. More SadLines, soon. (THOUGH NOBODY REQUESTED THEM. RAIN, SLEET, OR LOVELY-WEATHER-WE-ARE-HAVING.)
This one cost about £10 in credit, however... Don't want it reimbursing, that much is on me, but... Still. Still rather mental, indeed. ENJOY

#16: THIS IS NOT A DRILL RAP ; am not that BHAD

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

05/22/24 • 34 min

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That is genuinely a tattoo I would never be ashamed to see, as an empath. But, after dealing with suicidal thoughts scientifically, socially, compassionately, and with integrity... I am willing to spare my dignity. In the name of entertainment value. At least value it at an honest estimation. "As I can fecking monetise it eventually" : Shows an honest lack of integrity. Rhymes keep coming off like a defence-mechanism of an indentured mainly-identifying-as: IRISH PERSON, with plenty more, after I spit in a cup, Like Ancestry.com's Government-whore.
"Humour does not desire wilfull ignorance. It offers it, and does not expect you to see the tragedy. We are all working at different levels as individuals. I'm personally not selfish enough to hope anybody leaves. But I outstay conditional-love when I need to." -Me.
'Stretch out an' wait - The Smiths' ; If anybody is there to be misinterpreted by people who are not doing enough, themselves... It is Morrissey. A suicide-prevention advocate of the '80s. Wish The Smiths were back together...? (I hope you do. It's my podcast. Many Artists like this Artist. Most Artists struggle with their own depression.) WISH, yet it will not re-structure flawed Artistic identity and integrity of the time... For me ; The best I can hope for, is that many people understand/try to understand another wilfully isolated individual's struggle.
Over-shares are for Mental Health Support lines... I'll use them with, or without you all. ;
Might just outstay my welcome. Windingly dignified...? THAT WOULDN'T BE COMEDY, LET ALONE FUCKING CRICKET, YOU COCKNEY FACKS(!)
Penis. Bollocks. Love. Strength. Integrity. Wee bit of necessary hatred...? Well I'm not dumb, dumb-founded, but I am a British Wordsmith, living in what we hope to call, "A progressive Society.".
"I continue to wish for it to be proven, to me." -Me.

#14: Multi-faceted incorrectly perceived Twinkle-Twonkoloid (hop u gert it)=(like in a text)=(knowwhatimean?)

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

05/19/24 • 62 min

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.
"Xharming" fucking Bully...
Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R. And I partly say that because there’s zero chance she’ll listen. It’d be nice and worrying to be wrong in retrospect however! It’s not a wide net.
As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH". Really peed me off, that has.
And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)". That was kind of implied throughout.
Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27 - mainly that that wasn’t said.).)
Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep. By downloading this, you’ve invited and invested in my stupidity and eagerness to please (intermittently when it comes to no comes and podcasts).

#15: Sometimes I end on a joke that is, “fishing”, right at the end. (Not4LazyDisinterestedBuggers - saaawii))

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

05/20/24 • 97 min

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HOWEVER (SINCERELY, STIW (SORRY, SINCERELY(since I'm not a lying tory fuckwit, just an honest-hard-working-one...(?)) FOR THAT COLLOQUIAL DIG, AS I MENTION IN THE PODDY, I RECKON YOU'RE, 'WELL SMART' (not a direct quote), AND DANGEROUS, AND CLEVER COMPARED TO TORIES, yet: (un/)certainly(certi..? too far-right...? JOKE: HATE TATE. DEEEEPLY FAM'.) not inhuman enough not to have a sense of humour...? Love to anybody struggling, I'd say everybody needs it when we are!)
[Over-priveliged Tories may want to strap-on a proper low-class set of bollocks for this one. Try as they might, they'd be better off buying a set for their rounded SUV's bumper.] Certainly goes for most o' the cunts at my High school. WATCHDOG RECOMMENDS IN AN OVERTLY SUGGESTIVE MANNER, THAT SOME EX-JT CLASSMATES OF MINE TOOK LEEDS '15 (correction from the talky-talk) TOO SERIOUSLY/possibly thought of me as a fictional character, but, I may be risking too much trauma]): You may be too confused by stylistic choices, but I'm fishing for toooooooo fuuuhhucking muuuuuuuuuuuch. *Likened to near every fucker currently on the internet nowadays... dae nae treed aen mae (that's scottish: for any americans.)*.
FUCK ME, I'm enjoying my Sunday/Monday rambles... stinking with rage/autism-outbursts that I'm making up for in retrospect... Like distant lovers, "making up for lost time": I'm piss-cunting-bastard-lovely.
Well... CATCH YOUR MONOCLE NOW, bit like that old Peter Kay joke about the hob-nob falling into his cup in slow-motion: for any of you dirty-slutty-Mummy-Tories. Why apologise for Political discourse in 2024...(? FUCKING RHETORICAL, THAT IS WHY/NEEDLESS TO SAY AND STILL SAID BY AN IRISH-FOOL).
Enough incredibly genuine distractions, now... All I meant to say was, that I'm proud enough to say, you may stick around for the feckfest. Sorry if I repeat myself, but I AM INDEED STIW SOBER. Just kind of hard w/o a lil' Jamie of my own (IJ). MM&I(aye, me knab.)
Last page, is not the full-read. Test my length... you may like it. Up to you, AND ME.
Always welcoming more to my oddly-pictured e-mail address. Stay lovely, not fucking prick, pleeeeease xxxxx <3 (like the Truman Show News sign-off).

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