#14: Multi-faceted incorrectly perceived Twinkle-Twonkoloid (hop u gert it)=(like in a text)=(knowwhatimean?)

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I know it isn't appropriate/overly-wise/not-risky to piss off charming-date-rapists such as Dapper Laurghs, but since I'm part-Cockney... I feel I've got a reverse-racism-esque right to.
"Xharming" fucking Bully...
Just as a very personal and intimate note to my ex-HEADTEACHER, it really genuinely and sincerely helped me, for you to tell my parent that you see that I'm a, "Lad", as well as clearly in reciept of intelligence. Looking back... That charming exchange really helped me grow as a person, and I'm very grateful. A lot about my old High-School changed hands very quickly, but you inspire me, through aligning and seeking greatness out of very "underwhelming"(at times) "results", from me. You're a, "Good Cop", to me, R. And I partly say that because there’s zero chance she’ll listen. It’d be nice and worrying to be wrong in retrospect however! It’s not a wide net.
As Tupac said..., "DON'T GET IT TWISTED", "BITCH". Really peed me off, that has.
And as many Artists in reciept of great intelligence, and in pursuit of greatness say... "Don't show off so fucking much, and do your fucking work, you stupid fucking knobhead, YOU'VE GOT YOUR FUCKING EXAMS COMING UP, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!???? (*CAN'T TECHNICALLY REMEMBER IF THAT'S TRUE FOR YOUR CLASS, i AM OVERWORKED AND UNDERFUNDED*)". That was kind of implied throughout.
Perhaps... t'weren't money, she t'were t'wafter... t'were twat. (A persona, that needs encouragement, love... AND PUSSY AND DICK, BUT I'D SETTLE FOR PUSSY SINCE I'VE ALREADY GOT A COCK, AND I'VE PRACTICE WITH PUSSY/PUSSY-PRACTICE (you'd generally hope at 27 - mainly that that wasn’t said.).)
Goodbye, AND, in any capacity: Thankyou sincerely, I'm grateful for the supportive intent, but Human-Connection is a tricky-fucker to get into bed... so-to-speak. Soooooo = 2 slep. By downloading this, you’ve invited and invested in my stupidity and eagerness to please (intermittently when it comes to no comes and podcasts).

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I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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