#10 - Talking Turkey... Almost

11/12/21 • 46 min

We planned to get a little deeper into a Turkey discussion, but as per usual, Family got in the way!

Hopefully, y'all are able to tolerate your family 'round this time of year.

Also, Don't be a D-Bag hitting people over toys at the store because TV Man says Johnny may not get the G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip.

Be a Human Being... also Use TURN SIGNALS!!

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Previous Episode

#9 - For Grannie

Aristocrats, we sincerely apologize for our brief hiatus. Occasionally, life gets in the way. We attempted to make this episode three times. While this is a bit of a hodgepodge episode, it is extra special to us.

We'd also like to apologize for this episode's intro. On our second attempt at Ep #9, I was overcome with love, grief, and fear, to name a few, and used our podcast as an outlet. Therapy.

Jo Carolyn Sims Rudolph was my grandmother; My Grannie...
She left us around 8:30 Tuesday Morning, October 26th, 2021 within minutes of me letting go of her hand to catch a nap on the couch, as I couldn't fight my eye lids any longer.

My nights consisted of ensuring she had the correct medications every 2 hours, telling her all the things I never did before, and most often heark the Reaper's Robe dragging the floor . As much as I wanted her pain to end, I'm still a selfish, spoiled grandson that loves his Grannie.

Fear not, Peasants.
We are Back! The Aristocracy Reigns!

We missed a few things during our interlude, so we decided to talk about them anyway.

Tennessee Hate Week,
The Greatest Interview of All Time, and
All Hallow's Eve are a few that made the dais.

Thank You, Aristocrats, Sincerely, for all the support. It's what keeps us motivated to continue doing something we enjoy, even when it is difficult to do.

And Grannie, Thank You, for absolutely everything you've done for me... for us.
I'll miss you until I too am overcome with dementia and forced to forget how much I love you.

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Next Episode

#11-TurDucken!

The title was a Joke. We Promise NOT to Mention TurDuken the Entire Episode!

We will bitch about family, and the catastrophe that is "The Holiday Season," but with a loving warmth that only an Aristocrat can bring.

We don't like ambrosia, nor do we like people who do.
&
Vince Vaughn is in Four Christmases, not Vince Gill.

Being a responsible adult is getting in the way of my hobbies and really starting to piss me off. Apologies for the episode's tardiness, but ya know, it's free. Hold your friends hostage until they love the show, and we will begin to build a fanbase that will allow me to do even less "paid work" and more hobby work.

'Preciate y'all checking us out, and especially sending us your suggestions on eateries, as well as the worst, most ridiculous reviews you can. Really sell how shitty it is!

Slide in the DM's or I guess you can email us... [email protected]
Prolly won't be fighting crowds the next few weeks, but afterwards, we shall hit the dusty trail in search of El Dorado... or more likely decent eateries and libations 'round where we hail.

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