Alabama Aristocrats

We're talking BBQ. The best there is; Alabama BBQ
Deep Sea Rodeo nets State Record
AL wants weed in the ground in 2022
And the Aristocrats break down Barbecue, Barbeque, & BBQ
White Sauce
Pulled Pork
Ribs
Chicken
Sauce
Coleslaw &
Banana Pudding
The way only true Southerners can

We planned to get a little deeper into a Turkey discussion, but as per usual, Family got in the way!
Hopefully, y'all are able to tolerate your family 'round this time of year.
Also, Don't be a D-Bag hitting people over toys at the store because TV Man says Johnny may not get the G.I. Joe with the Kung Fu grip.
Be a Human Being... also Use TURN SIGNALS!!
We can be found on the interwebs:
Instagram @alabamaaristocrats or FacespaceMost likely we won't respond, but we there.
Also, we have an email for Saudi Princes to ask us for money. NO SCAMS!!
[email protected]

The title was a Joke. We Promise NOT to Mention TurDuken the Entire Episode!
We will bitch about family, and the catastrophe that is "The Holiday Season," but with a loving warmth that only an Aristocrat can bring.
We don't like ambrosia, nor do we like people who do.
&
Vince Vaughn is in Four Christmases, not Vince Gill.
Being a responsible adult is getting in the way of my hobbies and really starting to piss me off. Apologies for the episode's tardiness, but ya know, it's free. Hold your friends hostage until they love the show, and we will begin to build a fanbase that will allow me to do even less "paid work" and more hobby work.
'Preciate y'all checking us out, and especially sending us your suggestions on eateries, as well as the worst, most ridiculous reviews you can. Really sell how shitty it is!
Slide in the DM's or I guess you can email us... [email protected]
Prolly won't be fighting crowds the next few weeks, but afterwards, we shall hit the dusty trail in search of El Dorado... or more likely decent eateries and libations 'round where we hail.
Instagram: @AlabamaAristocrats
FaceSpace: AlabamaAristocrats

Finally! We're back from our Holiday/Busy as Shit Hiatus & got an episode out... Hopefully it makes your travel playlist.
What a Month, Sheesh! Hectic Holidays Happening to His Heirs.
See, I'm so exhausted, I'm slap-happy and delusional with no idea how to do normal human activities. Typing this was a hellish nightmare.
This week we talk about... same ol' shit, different day! Listen to it and quit being a tool-bag.
Lucky #13
How Thanksgiving went,
Alabama Aristocrats are single-handedly responsible for the auburn close call, AND beating the brakes off the GA Bulldogs in the SEC Championship,
Mail Bag is Chock Full
We Read Headlines
& Tip Top Grill in Bluff Park, Hoover, AL has closed amid a public debacle via Facespace
Reach us at the following:
[email protected]
Instagram: @alabamaaristocrats
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/alabamaaristocrats/

This attempt at an episode was so shoddily made, that we decided to leave it in-tack for you to get a "Behind-the-Scenes" listen at our shenanigans. We truly had the best of intentions when recording this, but sleep deprivation has taken its toll. This episode has been posted uncut, unfinished, and with plenty of shame to wallow in.
Surely, things will calm down into the new year, and we will get back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Also, after not winning the National Championship, I don't know that we will be able to post again for a while. Life is hard. It's even harder at the top! We will not be speaking about this loss any further.
Thank You, and Godspeed.
Massive Thank You to our Sponsor, Public Pursuit, for the B'Dazz new journals!
Check them out on our IG @alabamaaristocrats
Grab a couple for you and your friends before they are gone!