#96 - Desert Island Dicks - (Chapter 2)

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09/01/23 • 100 min

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Adventurers Anonymous - A British D&D Podcast

Ahoy, seekers of adventure and lovers of lewd laughs! Prepare to be swept away by another exhilarating episode of "Adventurers Anonymous," as we navigate distant waters shrouded in shadows and secrets.

Join the eclectic crew of the legendary ship "Lady Luck," which includes a few members with a taste for the night and a secret thirst for something darker. As they traverse the unpredictable seas, a twist of fate diverts their course, leading them to an enigmatic island. Is it destiny at play, or a serendipitous detour orchestrated by the whims of Lady Luck herself? The answers remain hidden, mysteries buried deep within the island's shadows.

Join us for a captivating episode where we plunge headfirst into the unknown. Unleash your unbridled sense of wonder and prepare your finest pirate accent, for this is a thrilling voyage upon the high seas, where serendipity and shadows intertwine!

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Wraggy and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Rouge (Chris Neal)

Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)

Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)

Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

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Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom

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Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Rouge (Chris Neal)

Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)

Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)

Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom

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#95 - Sucking on the Dock of the Bay - (Chapter 1)

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Hey there, fellow fantasy enthusiasts and podcast lovers! We've got something special coming your way that's bound to tickle your RPG-loving hearts. Picture this: a gang of daring adventurers, including a vampire with a penchant for... let's call it "unconventional dining habits," finding themselves in quite the pickle. We're talking about a messy situation involving a citizen snack and a not-so-discreet corpse.

So what's the crew to do? Well, buckle up, because they decide to swap the cityscape for the endless turquoise of the tropical seas. Sun, waves, and perhaps a piña colada or two might just be what the doctor ordered, right? But don't let the tranquil waters fool you – trouble has a sneaky way of finding these folks, even in the middle of paradise.

Get ready to plug in and feel the salty breeze as swords clash, spells sizzle, and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Our band of misfits isn't just dealing with your run-of-the-mill sea shanties and sandcastles; they're staring down a challenge that could make or break 'em. And while they're swinging their weapons and summoning their inner demons, life has a funny way of reminding them just how unpredictable things can get.

But hey, we won't spill all the magical beans! There's room for a dash of tragedy, too – because what's an adventure without a few tears, right? With storytelling that'll pull you in like a siren's song and characters so real you'll be ready to share a tankard of mead with 'em, this podcast episode is a journey you won't want to miss.

So whether you're a die-hard dice roller or just someone who loves a good ol' tale, tune in and let us sweep you away. Join us for epic fights, heartwarming camaraderie, and maybe a groan-worthy pun or two (okay, maybe more than two). Adventure awaits, so grab your imaginary map and a comfy seat – things are about to get dicey, in the best possible way!

So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...

Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Rouge (Chris Neal)

Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)

Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)

Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)

Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom

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#97 - ONESHOT - Forged in Fire (Young Hunnarsh)

Get ready to embark on a side-splitting journey into the past with our latest episode of Adventurers Anonymous! In this uproarious instalment, our intrepid group of adventurers takes a hilarious detour into the younger years of Half-Orc Hunnarsh, long before he became the lovable fighter we know today. Buckle up as we revisit the time when he was a police officer in the bustling city of Nutbush.

The episode kicks off innocently enough with a casual poker night, but as the cards hit the table, you'll find yourselves in stitches as the chaos unfolds. Hunnarsh, played by the talented Chris Wragg, finds himself in the most uproarious situations as he battles the odds to stay alive. Hunnarsh's boundless bravery and determination are put to the test in a riotous series of unexpected twists. Fear not, though, because he's not alone in this wild ride. Stitch Willowtip (voiced by Chris Neal), his trusty elderly goblin friend and colleague, is there to lend a hand—or more accurately, a shaky wand!

Stitch Willowtip - Some manner of Goblin (Chris Neal)

Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)

Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)

Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger

Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom

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