#93 - Grieving Fins & Vampiric Grins - (Chapter 5)
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08/11/23 • 89 min
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Hey there, fellow adventurers and cocktail enthusiasts! Get ready to kick back, grab your favorite drinks, and settle in, because we're about to take you on an unforgettable podcast journey. We're diving headfirst into the exhilarating realm of D&D, and this time, our adventure unfolds in the sun-soaked ocean city of Maritopia.
Imagine this: two of our cherished players find themselves in a real bind – cursed with vampirism, and we're not talking about the sparkling kind. They've got a mission on their hands, a quest to track down those elusive last ingredients needed for a dark ritual. The goal? To boot those bloodsucking afflictions right out of the picture.
But hang on, because things are about to get seriously juicy. Right when they're gearing up for their spellbinding showdown, none other than Mother Nature herself decides to throw in a massive curveball. And let me tell you, this twist isn't just a hurdle—it's a full-on tempest-sized wrench in the works. Brace yourselves, because as it turns out, tragedy can be a launchpad for some of the most epic role-playing moments you've ever witnessed.
Enter Dr. Klimpt Kreme, the enigmatic doctor armed with a recipe for a dark ritual that's supposed to be the ultimate vampire curse-buster. However, don't let those expectations get too cozy, because whether this magical voodoo packs a punch or fizzles out like a damp firework is the million-gold-piece question that'll keep you teetering on the edge of your seat.
So, will our intrepid adventurers manage to shatter the curse and raise their goblets in victorious celebration? Or is Maritopia doomed to become the goth party capital of the realm? It's time to roll those dice and raise your glasses high, because the only way to untangle this web of mystery is to join us for this rollicking ride of an episode!
So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Matt, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)
Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom
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Hey there, fellow adventurers and cocktail enthusiasts! Get ready to kick back, grab your favorite drinks, and settle in, because we're about to take you on an unforgettable podcast journey. We're diving headfirst into the exhilarating realm of D&D, and this time, our adventure unfolds in the sun-soaked ocean city of Maritopia.
Imagine this: two of our cherished players find themselves in a real bind – cursed with vampirism, and we're not talking about the sparkling kind. They've got a mission on their hands, a quest to track down those elusive last ingredients needed for a dark ritual. The goal? To boot those bloodsucking afflictions right out of the picture.
But hang on, because things are about to get seriously juicy. Right when they're gearing up for their spellbinding showdown, none other than Mother Nature herself decides to throw in a massive curveball. And let me tell you, this twist isn't just a hurdle—it's a full-on tempest-sized wrench in the works. Brace yourselves, because as it turns out, tragedy can be a launchpad for some of the most epic role-playing moments you've ever witnessed.
Enter Dr. Klimpt Kreme, the enigmatic doctor armed with a recipe for a dark ritual that's supposed to be the ultimate vampire curse-buster. However, don't let those expectations get too cozy, because whether this magical voodoo packs a punch or fizzles out like a damp firework is the million-gold-piece question that'll keep you teetering on the edge of your seat.
So, will our intrepid adventurers manage to shatter the curse and raise their goblets in victorious celebration? Or is Maritopia doomed to become the goth party capital of the realm? It's time to roll those dice and raise your glasses high, because the only way to untangle this web of mystery is to join us for this rollicking ride of an episode!
So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Matt, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Chris Wragg)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)
Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom
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#92 - Tickling the Ink Gland - (Chapter 4)
In this episode of the podcast, our adventurers find themselves exploring the wondrous floating ocean city of Maritopia. As they navigate the bustling markets and bazaars filled with delectable foods, captivating magic items, and peculiar trinkets, they become immersed in the city's vibrant atmosphere.
Hunnarsh and Belciar, in particular, decide to visit the mysterious Krakens Clinic, hoping to address some personal issues that have been plaguing them on their journey. Little do they know what strange treatments and the eccentric caretaker awaiting them in this peculiar establishment.
As the adventuring party continues its escapades, they once again find themselves in a compromising situation, this time with a majestic sea creature. Laughter, surprises, and chaos ensue as the group faces their challenges with a mix of wit and hilarity.
Warning: This episode takes some wild turns and showcases the group's zaniest and least appropriate moments yet. Brace yourself for an uproarious adventure that you won't want to miss! Listener discretion is advised.
So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join, Chris, Wraggy, Chan and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...
Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Ranger/Rogue (Chris Neal)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)
Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom
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#94 - A Fistful of Pharmaceuticals - (Chapter 6)
1 RecommendationsReady to kick back and immerse yourself in the latest episode of "The Adventures Anonymous Podcast"? Grab your favourite mug of mead or that comfy beanbag, because in "A Fistful of Pharmaceuticals," our crew is taking us on a wild ride through the sun-soaked waves of Maritopia – the floating city where anything can happen!
Picture this: the salty breeze, the gentle creak of the deck beneath your feet, and the jaw-dropping view of Maritopia. Sounds like paradise, right? Well, hold onto your dice bags, because paradise takes a turn for the unexpected when our lovable gang finds out they're not just ordinary adventurers anymore – they've been turned into vampires by the notorious local doctor! Yeah, you heard that right! Join the gang as they figure out how to keep their fangs in check and their thirst for adventure alive. Who knew being a vampire could be so... complicated?
But wait, there's more! The not-so-good doctor who gifted them this supernatural twist has vanished, leaving behind a whole bunch of pill bottles. Yeah, it's a bit puzzling – like a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in... well, a pill bottle.
Will these little pharmaceutical wonders hold the key to unravelling the mystery, or are they just another ingredient in this recipe for chaos? Tune in, grab your snacks, and get ready for "A Fistful of Pharmaceuticals." We're talking friendship, fangs, and a boatload of hilarious moments – because on this podcast, the only thing better than the adventure is the laughter!
So without further ado, go grab yourself a drink, pull your chair closer to the fire and come join Chris, Matt, Wraggy, Chan Lewis and AJ for this week's episode of The Adventurers Anonymous Podcast!! Please enjoy...
Tatty Bojangles - Gnome Rouge (Chris Neal)
Belciar Myialtheshtealliac - Dragonborn Sorcerer (Matt Durrant)
Hunnarsh Smith - Half-Orc Fighter (Matt Durrant)
Maud of Nightmares - Tiefling Druif (Chanelle Williams)
Aristobulus Jones - Human Cleric (Lewis Budden)
Dungeon Master & Host (AJ Jackson)
Theme tune by Air Drawn Dagger
Made in Sheffield in The United Kingdom
CAMPAIGN SPONSOR - Fan Roll Dice - 10% off when you use the code: ADVENTURER10
JOIN OUR PATREON - https://www.patreon.com/adventurersanon
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