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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast

2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast

[email protected] (Roxanne and Virginia)

Ever wonder what two Lesbians talk about when they get together? Well...wonder no more. The 2 Homos Lesbian podcast is the show with two Lesbians sitting around talking about whatever crosses our minds. We're not always politically correct, and no topic is off limits. Come spend some time and get intimate with us. We're open-minded, we speak our minds...and sometimes, for better or worse, there's no "edit" button. Enjoy the random observations of the 2 Homos Lesbian Podcast.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 640 Contemplative

640 Contemplative

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03/20/16 • 18 min

Throwing kids birthday parties should be an Olympic sport. You need some form of super talent to come up with the party of the year that every Mom will be talking about and trying to beat. This year, just rent a bunch of zoo animals and let the tigers eat any kids' mothers that can't find anything other than birthday parties to talk about when you see them. You win.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 619 Wild Animal

619 Wild Animal

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01/25/15 • 15 min

Who doesn't want a cuddly lovable pet to love and enjoy? Here's an idea...why not a full grown alligator? There's a pet you can let roam freely through your backyard and your house, a pet you can have curl up to you at night when you sleep, and a pet that's really good with children. Feeding it isn't really a problem either. Just let it eat all the cats and small dogs in the neighborhood.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 618 Legacy

618 Legacy

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01/21/15 • 15 min

Nothing says you're a real woman like a tampon stuck in the back pocket of your jeans. Real Lesbians don't have wallets in their back pocket, they've got a heavy-duty super-flow day tampon ready for action and for all the world to see. When the tampon is out of the pocket, you can still see the outline of the tampon rubbed into the denim on the outside. Not for wimps.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 615 Snow Globe

615 Snow Globe

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01/11/15 • 19 min

After you've tried several different tactics to get people to stop leaving dog crap on your front lawn, it's time to move to Def Con 5. Put in a surveillance camera, record the people leaving crap on the lawn and then edit together a loop tape of the culprits. Play the recording on a big screen TV out your front window and play the tape over and over again until the assailants have to move away from the neighborhood in shame.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 613 Pornish

613 Pornish

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12/24/14 • 15 min

For the general movie-going public there's Rotten Tomatoes to help guide you through the myriad bad movies that you can waste good money on going to see. Lesbians need the same type of movie guide so that they don't waste money seeing the movie about the young Lesbian whose girlfriend starts sleeping with her mother. We'll call it Rotten Vaginas. If that doesn't keep you away...nothing will.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 605 Secret Weapon

605 Secret Weapon

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11/23/14 • 13 min

There's one way to guarantee that you, your partner and your baby can all sit in the same row of the airplane. Fill a ziploc bag full of baby crap and hide it discreetly in the diaper bag. If the airline tries to move you, simply pull out the bag of crap, insert it into your baby's diapers and then proceed to change the baby right there in your seat. Call your partner over to help so that everyone knows you're together. Guaranteed to work every time...straight or Gay.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 598 Gelding

598 Gelding

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10/29/14 • 14 min

It's never as good as the first time, especially if you're a cutter. We're not talking about just any kind of cutter. We're talking about the kind of cutting where you lose 6-10 inches that you'll never get back. To these folks, cutting a slit in your arm is simply child's play.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 596 Bloody Survival

596 Bloody Survival

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10/22/14 • 13 min

A lesson in simple logic. Spongebob is absorbent. Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom. Therefore, Spongebob is a tampon. More logic lessons. Don't ever sign up for Survivor or any reality show where they don't provide female sanitary supplies...unless you enjoy free-bleeding.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 557 Mommy and Me

557 Mommy and Me

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11/20/13 • 18 min

Mommy and Me classes used to be a nice safe place to bring your babies and toddlers. You could relax in the company of other moms and their kids while you learned new things about having children and raising a family. It was a protected space where you knew nothing would go wrong and you would have to worry about anything. And then one day...the Lesbian showed up.
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2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast - 579 Full On Asshat

579 Full On Asshat

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04/14/14 • 11 min

What do you get for two Gay Men that have everything and now have a brand new baby boy? You hop onto Ebay and you get screwed by a buyer advertising two baby boy style teethers, but only sends one...with polka dots. And, you get super screwed by a meth head selling a car seat tightener advertised as brand new, but looks like a child vomited food all over it and then shoved it up the dog's butt. Klassy.
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How many episodes does 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast have?

2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast currently has 651 episodes available.

What topics does 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast cover?

The podcast is about Lgbt, Transgender, Lesbian, Podcast, Gay and Queer.

What is the most popular episode on 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast?

The episode title '650 Aloha!' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast?

The average episode length on 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast is 13 minutes.

How often are episodes of 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast released?

Episodes of 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast are typically released every 3 days.

When was the first episode of 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast?

The first episode of 2 Homos - Lesbian Podcast was released on Nov 7, 2006.

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