2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.

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F1 Is Wild w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

01/15/24 • 77 min

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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Ryan Sickler! They discuss Ryan's recent health scare, Tom's old basketball injury, living forever, and The Way Back, Sickler's brand-new nostalgia podcast. Tom also tells Ryan some F1 stories, Ryan shares a story about an alleged bomber who climbed up a ferris wheel on a pier, plus the bears talk famous villains from history like Whitey Bulger, new sleeping tips, and the dangers of the gold mining industry in Latin America. Try it out!

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Bert's Blow Up w/ Ari Shaffir | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 191

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

06/26/23 • 66 min

This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Ari Shaffir! They discuss language, how main landers partake in open defecation and their own human dumps. They discuss some Israeli behaviors, Ari’s YouTube special, singers that fell from grace, and traveling in South America and Australia. They talk about how awesome it would be to be gay, and they discuss Mark Normand’s bachelor party where Bert Kreischer had a bit of a meltdown. They exchange stories about knocking things out of people’s hands, Tom’s kids and Ari’s hemorrhoids.

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The Dark Side of Clean Comedy w/ Sam Morril | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 208

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

10/23/23 • 89 min

Sam Morril joins Tom Segura for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. They discuss Michael Jordan and the NBA, having to do clean comedy and the dark sides of clean comedians, some of their favorite movies, gambling in Atlantic City, Woody Allen, their writing processes, Tracy Morgan, Tom’s dad Top Dog, Greg Giraldo, Tom’s experience flying with the Blue Angels, and the flight that had to land because a woman had diarrhea on the plane.

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In Love with Weed w/ Jake Johnson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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01/22/24 • 141 min

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This week actor Jake Johnson joins Bert Kreischer for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Jake's got a new movie out called "Self Reliance" and he didn't just act in it, he also produced, wrote, and directed it! He shares the entire experience with Bert which leads to a conversation about the current media landscape and the rapid pace of change. The two become instant pals as they discuss the early days of UFC, Jake's animated show "Hoops", Matthew Perry, Katt Williams' comedy, awards hosts, partying at Johnny Depp's house, unauthorized impersonators, being health conscience as you age, stoner activities, butt dialing Olivia Munn, shopping with Jason Schwartzman, plus a FaceTime with Damon Wayans Jr. and much more!

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Ep. 111 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

12/13/21 • 76 min

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It's another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and we start with the bears talking about the steak they ate the night before and how meat makes Bert need to fart. The bears trade stories about their love lives with their wives, we get an update on the accountabilibuddies, the uniform changes at Hooters and how fast eats their buffalo shrimp. Bert makes Nadav find the coffee table book he saw of naked men from the Navy, Bert has a bone to pick with Starbucks' ice cubes, and we go deep into kinks with Enny.

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I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

08/21/23 • 64 min

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people.

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Episode 200 Spectacular | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 200

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

08/28/23 • 72 min

It’s the 200th episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, and Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got each other some awesome gifts to celebrate! Tom shows Bert Kevin Leonardo’s infamous “Nair Hair Removal” video, and Bert discusses having Covid 7 times, history, cancel culture, luxury tour buses, and much more!

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Ep. 95 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

08/23/21 • 72 min

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Today on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert and Tom discuss pool bathing, Bill Cosby and the worst types of hecklers. After that, they guys talk about Dax Shepard, Bert's surgery and review the odds of dying from various things. Lastly, Tom and Bert discuss the balance of alcohol and work, then look at some old photos of Bert drinking on a morning radio show.

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Ep. 109 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

11/29/21 • 79 min

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It's time for 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer straight out of G-Bay studios! It was Bert's birthday so we reveal how Tom one-upped the last birthday gift given in the exchange: a chartered private jet. Bert starts getting anxiety about how he'll be able to top this gift and instead tries to pivot. The bears exchange some stories about jet ski accidents, a guy laughed at Bert when he said he felt skinny, and Bert has a great idea for experiencing history! They talk about how weird Hollywood casting decisions can get like with animated shows like Big Mouth, The Simpsons, Family Guy. Also, Bert decides that he's kept in a secret for long enough and he's tired of hiding it from the world. Bert Kreischer, the comedian you know and love, is coming out as fat and reveals hey burps and farts a hundred times a day and is constantly throwing up in his mouth. Is this normal? The bears then each describe their perfect day of eating while Bert begins to drool all over the table.

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Ep. 110 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

12/06/21 • 85 min

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It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer out of G-Bay studios! The bears start off with talking about what prison would be like and trade some Al Capone stories from Alcatraz. Bert then reveals how he'd make love with his night terrors when he was younger and Tom shows Bert some neat things on his Instagram. Bert continues to struggle with his recent coming out as fat and is debating if shaving his entire body would be a good motivation for weight loss. Bert runs a couple of scenarios involving having sex with people that are not their wives. Tom tells Bert about a recent show on a Saturday late show in Charlottesville that devolved into pandemonium and hanging out with Chris Long. Bert tries to figure out the guest list to his secret celebrity football dinner then tries to guess the colors of their eyes. They talk about the comedians they bring on the road and start discussing possible gimmicks that would work well for comics. Then, they circle back to the fat shaming argument and who is the actual delusional one and they face time with Pat McAfee.

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How many episodes does 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer have?

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer currently has 275 episodes available.

What topics does 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer cover?

The podcast is about Society & Culture, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer?

The episode title 'F1 Is Wild w/ Ryan Sickler | 2 Bears, 1 Cave' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer?

The average episode length on 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer is 83 minutes.

How often are episodes of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer released?

Episodes of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer?

The first episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer was released on Jun 11, 2019.

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Jon D.

@jondpodcast

Jan 4

These two comics are some of my favorites in modern stand up comedy. Add in they are BFF’s and this show always makes me laugh.