Commando, 1985

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08/30/22 • 77 min

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The 1985 movie, Commando. "Somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay."

See how many men have to die in order to save one daughter with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rae Dawn Chong, Alyssa Milano, Dan Hedaya, Vernon Wells, and Bill Duke. Colonel John Matrix has left his military career behind in order to live a normal life. Instead of Green Berets he now eats cereal for breakfast with his daughter. Oh wait, she's been kidnapped by some bad guys working for a South American dictator? What exactly is the plan they need Matrix to comply with some mission to conduct a coup? Who cares! Shut up sit back and watch Arnold Schwarzenegger fuck these guys up... for the last time.

Directed by Mark L. Lester. Written by Steven E. de Souza.

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Death Count: 88

Ratings:

(entertainment score)

Kai - 9

Dakota - 9.5

Chase - 7.5

Derek - 9.5

Bryn - 2

Average - 7.5

(critical score)

Kai - 3

Dakota - 5

Chase - 4

Derek - 4

Bryn - 3

Average - 3.8

Overall Rating: 5.65

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The 1985 movie, Commando. "Somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay."

Directed by Mark L. Lester. Written by Steven E. de Souza.

Email: [email protected]

Instagram: @YFFMPodcast

Death Count: 88

Ratings:

(entertainment score)

Kai - 9

Dakota - 9.5

Chase - 7.5

Derek - 9.5

Bryn - 2

Average - 7.5

(critical score)

Kai - 3

Dakota - 5

Chase - 4

Derek - 4

Bryn - 3

Average - 3.8

Overall Rating: 5.65

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Road House, 1989

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The 1989 movie, Road House. "Dalton's the best bouncer in the business. His nights are filled with fast action, hot music and beautiful women. It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it"

Tonight is BYOK night (bring your own knife) to this Rowdy* 2 hour bar fight, with Patrick Swayze, Kelly Lynch, Sam Elliot, Ben Gazzara, and Kieth David. The most poppin' bar in all of 3rd World Missouri, Double Deuce, has it all! Come for the fight scenes, stay for the tits.. this move has plenty of both. But don't go thinking this is all some superficial soft-core-porno/hill-billy-kung-fu movie.. because the main character has a philosophy degree from NYU! That's right, Patrick Swayze is sexy both inside and out, and if you don't like this movie, he'll personally rip your throat out.

Directed by Rowdy Herrington. Written by David Lee Henry & Hilary Henkin.

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Death Count: 7

Ratings:

(entertainment score)

Kai - 6

Dakota - 4

Chase - 10

Derek - 9

Average - 7.25

(critical score)

Kai - 4

Dakota - 4

Chase - 7

Derek - 4

Average - 4.75

Overall Rating: 6

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The Mummy, 1999

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The 1999 movie, The Mummy. "The sands will rise. The heavens will part. The power will be unleashed."

Find out just how much harm could ever come from reading a book with Brendan Fraser, Rachel Weisz, Arnold Vosloo, John Hannah, Kevin J. O'Connor, and Jonathan Hyde. A librarian nerd-girl and an ex-con treasure-hunter bad-boy team up, with a surprisingly potent degree of sexual chemistry I might add, for the adventure of a lifetime; reviving a dead ancient Egyptian adulterer who is bent on destroying the entire world just to get some 3,000 year old strange. YFFM tackles the important questions like does this movie qualify as "father's" material? Who is the most attractive cast member? and What is it about this movie that seems to.. get under people's skin? Join us on this deep dive on the Mummy... if you don't want to end up on the WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!

Written and directed by Stephen Sommers.

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Death Count: 253

Ratings:

(entertainment score)

Kai - 9

Jake - 8

Chase - 5

Rachael - 4

Roxanne - 9

Average - 7