YMMV Sex Podcast: Your Mileage May Vary

It's that time of year again when I try to stuff the podcast title and description with as many keywords as Apple will allow. But, we did cover quite a few sex-related topics this week, so the effort was by no means wasted.

There seems to be this confusion men have about how women are likely to think about them "wiggling" their anuses to try to encourage their partners to pay more attention to them. For most women, it's not going to be their favorite thing to have happen. It's not in the standard script, you might say. And it calls into question the very type of relationship that you're after.

Same goes for intensive threesome requests, voyeur stuff, and even going to Vegas and visiting sex clubs and Shibari classes. Sure, you can do those things, but people are going to wonder if you're pushing the boundaries a bit further than necessary ... and why?

Then there's this boredom/free-use kink we're hearing a lot about. Maybe it's a solution to sex drive mismatches? But aren't there some basic hygiene questions that need to be answered before someone jumps right into that kind of play? Sure, in porn the women are always pristine when the man lifts up their skirts while they're preparing food on the kitchen counter. But in real life things can get a bit more complicated.

On the other hand, maybe it's some men's source of joy. I recall a post I read just this week about a man who hired a prostitute and had the time of his life ordering her to "start" and "stop" peeing on command while she sat on the toilet.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/93/anal-shame

https://ymmv.me/93/voyeur-mmf

https://ymmv.me/93/sex-drive

https://ymmv.me/93/sex-drive-2

https://ymmv.me/93/love-boner

https://ymmv.me/93/boredom-kink

https://ymmv.me/93/virgin

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Mike makes a tremendous effort to get ChatGPT to generate literotica and answer sex questions. Essentially, the question is whether an AI can replace our jobs here at YMMV. Results are better than you might have expected, but we're not afraid for our jobs quite yet.

After dispensing with a rare piece of positive feedback on the podcast, Mike takes on some sex worker discussions, including how to handle requests for dick ratings and how many clients are seen in any given day.

A woman wants to know if it's ok to masturbate while in the bed near her sister who is supposedly sleep. Another woman finds cum just unacceptable. And yet another experiences the "wrong hole" moment as her partner isn't as careful as he could have been when withdrawing and re-inserting his penis.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/95/dick-rating

https://ymmv.me/95/client-count

https://ymmv.me/95/sex-worker-choice

https://ymmv.me/95/masturbation

https://ymmv.me/95/gross-cum

https://ymmv.me/95/wrong-hole

https://ymmv.me/95/fast

https://ymmv.me/95/moans

https://ymmv.me/95/cum-while-giving

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Was it even possible to record a piece of media this week without a single reference to the new Taylor Swift album, Midnights? We managed it, but at some point we should perhaps go through the so-called "Gaylor" theories which hold that she is now dropping major hints that she is bisexual or even gay. They're probably just living "for the hope of it all," as they say.

After establishing that we were not going to observe No Nut November, we discussed the surprising similarity between the monthly cost of a man who visits lots of escorts and men who engage just a single sugar baby.

Next, we look for a way to view 69 as a compelling sex position, followed by a discussion of multiple ejaculation, a woman who allegedly wears her boyfriend's sweaty gym clothes to masturbate, and another (presumably different) woman who's worried she's too "loose."

Also, another update on the latest sex talk on TikTok.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/90/69

https://ymmv.me/90/condoms

https://ymmv.me/90/loose

https://ymmv.me/90/gym-clothes

https://ymmv.me/90/quad-ejac

https://ymmv.me/90/bellies

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Sex work is becoming more and more normalized within our culture. To a certain extent, that's a good thing. To yet another extent, it's a great thing. I can't count the number of times I've enjoyed a nice camshow while driving from place to place in my automobile.

Sure, at red lights someone might look over and wonder why I have an iPad Pro taped to my windshield. But they know I'm safe, since my car drives itself.

We talk about a lady who is just absolutely impressed by how much better anal sex was than she expected. I had a dream about anal sex last night, actually, but we'll save that for another time. Ditto for the porn I watched today that involved a woman having sex with a horse whose penis was so large that it went in her mouth and came out her vagina (?).

We discuss body count and why the double standard exists between men and women. And, some discussion of how women screen non-iPhone users out of the dating pool.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/89/toy

https://ymmv.me/89/threesome

https://ymmv.me/89/anal

https://ymmv.me/89/body-count

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Squirting is a tricky subject, and doubly so when your partner insists on some measure of cleanliness (and dryness) in his bedding materials. Is it reasonable for a woman to be irritated that a man dumped her more or less immediately because she squirted? I mean, isn't that a pretty good indication that she was very into him?

Closer to home, we continue our discussions of sugar dating, probing the specific differences between vanilla dating, sugar dating and prostitution. How malleable is the female response during sex and in a relationship more broadly? And, what is behind the bizarre behaviors from young women around sex and commitment

A woman is irritated at a man for not having a condom with him for their first sexual encounter, another isn't sure why her partner wants to see her small breasts. And, a man feels emasculated by his partner's vibrator.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/91/sugar-daddy

https://ymmv.me/91/shirt-off

https://ymmv.me/91/condom

https://ymmv.me/91/vibrator

https://ymmv.me/91/squirt

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