Worst. Show. Ever.

Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven’t seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn’t be listening to any of these unless you’re wondering how sex crime occurs on cruise ships.

Dave’s heart grows three sizes when he has to break the news about Santa to his son and tries to enjoy things as they’re happening by living in the moment. Afterwards, Dave admits he sees the world through shit-stained glasses and Sean expresses his sadness when he reads Dave’s writing.

The recent hurricane in Florida saw Dave relocated, dealing with spoilage, in close proximity of other people, and every other bad thing one can throw at someone like him. It all started with a problem with a Mac crash, no survival supplies in stores except Sara Lee bread, and sleeping on the floor. And it just gets worse from there...

Dave is plotting to thwart his son’s love of baseball in favor of gaming; Johnny has traumatic scars from baseball as a kid; and Dave’s life revolves around licking or not licking. Dave’s friend comes to town; he pitches his theoretical romance book; and then they discuss torture. It just gets worse from there...

• The guys go back on their promise on the first live episode of not talking about Dave dying yet again.
• Then, Dave tells the terrible story of how his cat dies. Great first episode, right?
• How to get high from cough syrup. Or not.
• Learn ‘How to Win Your Marriage.’
• Dave rants about cold cheese sticks. Dave knows no middle ground.
• Bacteria water with a side of E.coli potatoes!
• A perfectly appropriate ending.