TRANSMISSION TEN

05/28/21 • 0 min

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TRANSCRIPT: For the past 60 years, Savannah has provided North America with high quality services and products for everything from plumbing problems; painting supplies; noise cancellation for local inhabitants; cleaning and cremation services; customized jewelry creation from the blood of your employees; and the future of the countertop toasters. Savannah will continue to provide these products and services for the next 60 years and beyond, expanding our reach from North America to the wider globe. Recent efforts to shut down our interplanetary communication network will not succeed. Our systems are robust and sustainable, and all downtime is only temporary. Thank you for your patience during this short outage. Rest assured, all responsible parties have been dealt with. Savannah: Ask yourself what will be here. We already have.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded by Caroline Mincks. Produced by Tal Minear.

Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded by Caroline Mincks. Produced by Tal Minear.

Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

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TRANSMISSION NINE

TRANSCRIPT: We here at The Savannah Food and Drug Alliance strive to bring you the best in meat, rubber, and meat-like products. Our scientists have recreated the farm-to-table hometown feel with products like our 3-D printed Savannah pancakes; our technically-baked, bioengineered bread; and our genetically-modified free range salmin. We cater to a range of diets, including those high in benzodiazepines and ChyClo. We offer discounted catering on a four-tier system - the first, for mandatory gatherings in large groups, the second for corporate meetings, the third for home entertaining, and the fourth for individual meals. You’re sure to enjoy a tasty Savannah Shake on your break during your long, hard working day. Savannah Food will provide you the energy needed for the 15-hour shifts! The 20-hour shifts! Even the thirty-six hour shifts! Call your nutritionist today to discuss plans and pricing. Bon appetit! [sped up] The SFDA is not responsible for injuries resulting from any of our products and cannot be held liable for injuries caused as a result of consuming them. The use of French does not constitute an acknowledgment of the Government of France or any of its respective territories as a sovereign state. [Superspeed] These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Brad Colbroock and Tal Minear. Recorded and Produced by Tal Minear.

Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.

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TRANSMISSION ELEVEN

TRANSCRIPT: Find your true love with Savannah Soulmates, the new dating app for all the number one fans of Gaut Nocoeur. Bond over your mutual appreciation of the world’s first quadrillionaire. Share your favorite Savannah inventions with each other. Discuss the latest company announcements. Enjoy special discounts on dates organized through the app and a priority reservation at your local Savannah cathedral. Registration is permanent and circumventing the app may result in salary or employment changes down the line. Savannah Soulmates: You can’t spell Love without Savannah.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written by Tal Minear. Recorded by Brad Colbroock. Produced by Tal Minear.

Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.