
Weird Medieval Mailbag
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12/29/23 • 76 min
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Weird Medieval Guys is back, and there's more audience participation than ever! In this episode, Aran and Olivia tackle a litany of listener questions on the most important medieval topics, like the conversion of the Vikings, the best names for dogs, and whether medieval life was mid and evil. Also discussed are jambalaya, the importance of simping and the gruesome fate of Mickey Mouse.
Order Weird Medieval Guys: How to Live, Laugh, Love (and Die) in Dark Times by Olivia M. Swarthout: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/455674/weird-medieval-guys-by-swarthout-olivia/9781529908305
Order merch from the Weird Medieval Guys merch shop: https://weirdmedievalguys.bigcartel.com/
Further reading:
"The names of all manner of hounds: a unique inventory in a fifteenth-century manuscript" by David Scott-Mcnab https://www.academia.edu/44222801/THE_NAMES_OF_ALL_MANNER_OF_HOUNDS_A_UNIQUE_INVENTORY_IN_A_FIFTEENTH_CENTURY_MANUSCRIPT
Ibn Fadlan's account of a Viking funeral: https://www.mrtredinnick.com/uploads/7/2/1/5/7215292/ibn_fadlan_-_account_of_a_viking_burial.pdf
Istanbul: A Tale of Three Cities by Bettany Hughes: https://www.bettanyhughes.co.uk/istanbul-a-tale-of-three-cities
Olivia's approach to episode planning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFM8VD_Nbs
Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/74034
The Knight's Toast by Sir Walter Scott: https://www.loc.gov/item/jukebox-130606/
War Song of the Normans: https://www.loc.gov/item/jukebox-11937/
Weird Medieval Guys is back, and there's more audience participation than ever! In this episode, Aran and Olivia tackle a litany of listener questions on the most important medieval topics, like the conversion of the Vikings, the best names for dogs, and whether medieval life was mid and evil. Also discussed are jambalaya, the importance of simping and the gruesome fate of Mickey Mouse.
Order Weird Medieval Guys: How to Live, Laugh, Love (and Die) in Dark Times by Olivia M. Swarthout: https://www.penguin.co.uk/books/455674/weird-medieval-guys-by-swarthout-olivia/9781529908305
Order merch from the Weird Medieval Guys merch shop: https://weirdmedievalguys.bigcartel.com/
Further reading:
"The names of all manner of hounds: a unique inventory in a fifteenth-century manuscript" by David Scott-Mcnab https://www.academia.edu/44222801/THE_NAMES_OF_ALL_MANNER_OF_HOUNDS_A_UNIQUE_INVENTORY_IN_A_FIFTEENTH_CENTURY_MANUSCRIPT
Ibn Fadlan's account of a Viking funeral: https://www.mrtredinnick.com/uploads/7/2/1/5/7215292/ibn_fadlan_-_account_of_a_viking_burial.pdf
Istanbul: A Tale of Three Cities by Bettany Hughes: https://www.bettanyhughes.co.uk/istanbul-a-tale-of-three-cities
Olivia's approach to episode planning: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QFM8VD_Nbs
Amusing Ourselves to Death by Neil Postman: https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/74034
The Knight's Toast by Sir Walter Scott: https://www.loc.gov/item/jukebox-130606/
War Song of the Normans: https://www.loc.gov/item/jukebox-11937/
Previous Episode

How to host a medieval holiday party
In this episode, Olivia and Aran are joined by a delightful host of guests from Weird Medieval Guys podcast episodes past as they prepare to put on the perfect medieval holiday party. Join them for a journey through medieval festive traditions that will tell you everything you need to know to do the same, from what kind of booze to bring wassailing to what creature's head should be roast and served on a plate and what kinds of entertainment you can expect. Also discussed are gay Dracula's emotional health, whether boar enjoy being stabbed, and who brings presents to Catalonian children. For more on some of what we discuss, check out:
- Medieval Hanukkah traditions: Jewish festive foods in their European contexts
- Holiday Gifts in the Middle Ages
- The Origins of the Christmas Date: Some Recent Trends in Historical Research
- The Mouth of the Boar as a Symbol in Medieval Literature
Next Episode

Constantinople part I: The city of the world's desire
After nearly half a year adrift on the seas of medieval history, it is finally time for Olivia and Aran to wash ashore on the hospitable shores of a little town called CONSTANTINOPLE. Join us for part 1 of 2 about the great medieval megalopolis as we explore the city from its prehistoric foundation to its siege by Catholic crusaders. And be sure to stay tuned for part 2, the incredible story of the Ottoman siege! Also discussed are worm biology, the elusive water sheep, and the viking urge to inscribe rocks.
Interesting web links:
- Chinese accounts of Rome http://depts.washington.edu/silkroad/texts/weilue/weilue.html
- Viking graffiti in the Hagia Sophia https://sites.nd.edu/manuscript-studies/2020/06/05/varangian-guards-and-their-traces-in-istanbul-runic-inscriptions-in-hagia-sophia/
- A translated excerpt from The Book of the Prefect https://www.uwyo.edu/lawlib/blume-justinian/_files/docs/Book-1PDF/Book%201-28.pdf
Further reading:
Richard Fidler, Ghost Empire
Judith Herrin, Byzantium: The Surprising Life of a Medieval Empire
Bettany Hughes, Istanbul: A Tale of Three Cities
The music used in this episode's intro is a public domain recording of the Greek folk song Απ' τον καημό μου πίνω (I drink because of my sorrow)
https://archive.org/details/78_title-in-greek_contributors-in-greek_gbia0033944a
Additional music clips used throughout are from that song and another Greek folk song Πειραιώτισσα (The girl from Piraeus/Piraeotissa)
https://archive.org/details/78_title-in-greek_contributors-in-greek_gbia0033944b
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