We Gauge Cage

Brock Kircher & Brian Ambrosius

Two Best F***ing Friends Forever For Life For Real For Sure are very skeptical of whether Nicolas Cage is actually the "good" actor that everyone seems to accept he is. Truth be told, Brian and Brock haven't seen enough Nic Cage movies to be sure. So each week they will watch and review one of his movies, rated from worst to best, in an effort to gauge Cage's performance and ultimately decide whether or not he is worth his status as the World's Favorite Good Bad Actor.

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Episode 27 - Season of the Witch (2011)

We Gauge Cage

06/20/18 • 72 min

You're a witch, Harry!That's right. This week, the gentlemen watched a 2011 Nic Cage offering, "Season of the Witch." Bad CGI? Check. Overacting? Check. Shoddy accent work? Absolutely Check. Before that, the boys discuss their favorite Disney songs, they discuss their work environment, and they perform the "Lemon & Tabasco challenge" in honor of Nic Cage's peculiar eating habits in The Trust. Bottom's up!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Episode 26 - The Trust (2016)

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06/14/18 • 86 min

Do you trust me? Do you trust me?!?(...yyyesss...?)I can show you the world. Shining, shimmering, splendid. Speaking of splendid, Brian and Brock watched Nic Cage's 2016 heist movie "The Trust."In typical We Gauge Cage fashion, they had some strong opinions on it and on Nic's performance in it. What way did those opinions blow? I'll never tell. Before all that, the boys look back on half a year of Nic Cage-based podcasting glory, they discuss the Taylor Swift party fallout, and they kick off a real Family Feud. Let's break into it!Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Episode 25 - Bangkok Dangerous (2008)

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06/07/18 • 107 min

Hey, guys! What's the capital of Thailand?That's right. We're not above middle-school humor. Guard your jewels, gird your loins, and strap in for this week's episode!Brian and Brock watched Nic Cage's 2008 film "Bangkok Dangerous," where Nic tries his hand at being a dangerous hitman in, you guessed it, Bangkok! He really puts the ass in assassin, folks. Before that, they discuss their past and future weekend plans, they spin some yarns of their most awkward dates, and they try to forget all about the song that Brian "sings"(?) up top. Full Disclosure: There were some technical difficulties with this one. Skype was being real naughty. Forgive us. Find us on our Social Media, if you're so inclined:Twitter: @WeGaugeCagePodInstagram: @WeGaugeCageAnd, as always, rate and review us on iTunes if you can or haven't already.

Episode 4 - The Humanity Bureau (2017)

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01/12/18 • 62 min

We don't think you're ready for this jelly. After a much-deserved songular introduction to our titular leading man, Brock and Brian debate over which of them is the worse influence on the other, and then hop right into the post-apocalyptic nightmare of Nic Cage's film The Humanity Bureau (2017, technically...don't worry about it). Romanian subtitles, bread-soaked eye sockets, whispers of cannibalism (but just whispers), patriotic recitals, homoerotic undertones, and tons and tons of references to piss-drinking. This film had it all! So hop into the front seat of your green-screened El Camino and Fugiti!

Episode 7 - Zandalee (1991)

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01/31/18 • 83 min

Well you're not hardcore...until you live softcore. And this film, that we just watched, was way softcore! This week, the fellas cuddled up with a bottle of award-winning Pillsbury wine, lit a candle or two, and settled in for an erotic thriller - Nic Cage's 1991 film "Zandalee." Brock and Brian discuss their storied careers as professional grapers, Brock's trip to Cottonwood, AZ, where he actually met the director of this film (without realizing he was the director of this film), and they clean up a few loose ends from Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. Special Guest Appearance on this episode. Apologies up front.

The Retirement Plan (2023)

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11/15/23 • 79 min

It's been a long time coming. And a quick time leaving...our memory banks.
Brock and Brian have waited ages and ages for The Retirement Plan to be released. Did it live up to expectations?
Speaking of "live," the boys did a little sneaky and decided to record an episode live, together, and in person during their latest bromantic getaway.
They catch up on running, and not running. And then they draft their own Retirement Plans, if you will. And they will.
Let's get into it!

Episode 101 - Sympathy for the Devil (2023)

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08/29/23 • 105 min

I bet you thought 100 Episodes was enough, didn't ya? Didn't ya? Did you not?!?
Welp, Nic keeps making 'em, so we'll keep gauging 'em.
Brock and Brian catch each other up with their movements over the past few months, bowel and otherwise.
They pay homage to the in-movie diner with a food draft.
And then they talk about this friggin' movie, the cat-and-mouse, two-hander, bottle film that was 2023's Sympathy for the Devil.
Now pick a card, and don't interrupt us. It's vewy wude.
Stay tuned for future regular episodes as we plan to watch and gauge the Shrekiverse while waiting for Nic's next batch of films.

Episode 99 - The Old Way (2023)

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03/26/23 • 90 min

New Episode. Old Way?!?
It's been a while. A long long while. But the blame must be placed solely on Nic Cage and his various production companies (we're looking at you, Saban...) for the lack of content by which to gauge Nic.
Anywho, Brock and Brian dusted off their dusters, grew out their disgusting mustaches, and holstered their six shooters to discuss Nic's foray into Western fare.
How did they fare? Tune in and find out as the boys catch up, discuss a new addition to the Ambrosii menagerie, and draft everybody's most-debated topic: Vegetables.
Potayto. Potahto. Let's call the whole thing off!

Episode 98 - Saturday Night Live (1992)

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08/14/22 • 86 min

You asked (?) for it, you got it! Brock and Brian knocked the dust off of their microphones and recorded an episode by the people, for the people.
While waiting for Nic's projects to get edited, the boys dug back into a 1992 Saturday Night Live episode that Nic hosted.
Before that, they discuss their boys' night out, and draft Favorite Fruits!
What a treat!

Episode 11 - Outcast (2014)

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02/28/18 • 83 min

Looks like we made it. Look how far we've come, my babies. The boys were desperate for something, anything, to wash the bad taste of Dog Eat Dog out of their mouths. This week they found solace in Nic Cage's 2014 film "Outcast." Nic has a chance to show off his range by playing a Scottish samurai bandit warlord, but ultimately takes a backseat to the gorgeous, flawless radiance of Hayden Christensen....(sigh)...that hair, that bod...Where were we?Anywho, Brian and Brock also discuss their individual paths toward self-improvement, the mad skills that they used to possess in high school gym class, and the snow-bound escapades of Ranger the wonder-dog. Enjoy?

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How many episodes does We Gauge Cage have?

We Gauge Cage currently has 106 episodes available.

What topics does We Gauge Cage cover?

The podcast is about Bad Movie, Movie Review, Bro, Visual Arts, Funny, Comedy, Podcasts, Arts, Movie, Tv & Film and Review.

What is the most popular episode on We Gauge Cage?

The episode title 'The Retirement Plan (2023)' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on We Gauge Cage?

The average episode length on We Gauge Cage is 107 minutes.

How often are episodes of We Gauge Cage released?

Episodes of We Gauge Cage are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of We Gauge Cage?

The first episode of We Gauge Cage was released on Dec 27, 2017.

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We Gauge Cage

Brock Kircher & Brian Ambrosius

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