We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know--Stories of Teaching Over Three Decades

Welcome to our Teacher Comedy Podcast with Sue and Lisa, where they're hitting it like pros, just like they did back in '36 Sicily. In today's episode, they tackle the topic of ageism with their signature blend of humor and insight.

Sue shares the dreams she's been having after retirement, including one where Lisa's a bus driver navigating the challenges of a new job. Then she explains her recurring dream of having her old classroom turn into a Hallmark Store. But let's not forget the absurdity of getting a COVID booster offer at Costco because, well, you look old.

They reminisce about the glass display cases at school that never changed and the perpetual struggle of young teachers thinking they know better. They delve into Sue's theory that your name's relevance is directly correlated with becoming a great-grandma.

From dodging age-related assumptions to finding the humor in recurring dreams, they unpack the complexities of ageism in the teaching profession with their trademark blend of wit and wisdom. So join "2 old broads" as they navigate the hilarious and sometimes frustrating realities of getting older in a profession that often undervalues experience. Because as Sue likes to say, "Age is just a number, and so is your student loan debt."

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#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets

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Join Lisa and Sue, two retired elementary school teachers with over 30 years of experience each, as they dive into the hilarious world of education in their latest podcast adventure. After failed attempts to publish their comedic experiences in a book, they decided to take matters into their own hands and share their stories out loud.
In this episode, Lisa and Sue tackle the absurdity of the "Golden Apple" award in their district. With no clear criteria or rubric, the award has become a bizarre popularity contest, leaving many deserving educators feeling overlooked and underappreciated. From campaigning for votes to receiving odd teacher appreciation gifts like empty vases and rubber bands, the duo hilariously dissects the flawed system with their trademark wit and sarcasm.

But the laughs don't stop there. From emergency landings on flights to Florida to awkward encounters with drug-sniffing dogs in Mexico, Sue and Lisa share their misadventures with a side of self-deprecating humor that's sure to leave listeners in stitches.

So sit back, relax, and join the retired teachers as they navigate the ups and downs of life after the classroom. With their candid storytelling and infectious laughter, they guarantee to brighten your day and make you appreciate the wild ride of education like never before. Tune in for a dose of laughter and nostalgia—you won't want to miss it!

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#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,
#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets

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Thanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa
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In this uproarious episode, hosts Lisa and Sue dive headfirst into the wild world of student teachers, sharing their experiences and unforgettable encounters.

From the get-go, it's clear that Lisa isn't one to share her classroom easily, citing her aversion to relinquishing control, confessing that she'd rather not share her students—or her drinks! Sue wonders why the University in town never acknowledged the donation of TIME given to these students, only listing money donors in their alumni newsletter.

As the conversation unfolds, the hosts regale listeners with tales of student teachers gone awry. From the overconfident know-it-alls to the utterly clueless, Lisa and Sue have seen it all. There's the student teacher who thought the required hours were "suggestions" and the one who couldn't handle a simple two-week lesson plan without bursting into tears.

But it's not all chaos and calamity. Amidst the madness, there are moments of fun and unexpected camaraderie. They fondly remembers a male student teacher who caused a stir with his dashing good looks, while they reflected on the joy of mentoring struggling student teachers to success.

With laughter and empathy, the hosts navigate the ups and downs of mentorship, reminding listeners that teaching is as much about patience and resilience as it is about imparting knowledge.

As the episode draws to a close, Lisa and Sue extend their heartfelt thanks to their listeners for joining them on this hilarious journey through the trials and tribulations of student teaching. Whether you're a seasoned educator or a student teacher in training, "Surviving the Chaos" promises laughs, lessons, and plenty of unforgettable moments.

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#holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself,
#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,
#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets

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Thanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa
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Welcome to We Didn't Know What We Didn't Know, where retired teachers Sue and Lisa spill the tea—and maybe some coffee—on life in the classroom and beyond. In this episode, they tackle the universal torment of school staff meetings with a brilliant survival tool: Staff Meeting Bingo. Because if you're stuck in a meeting that could’ve been an email, you might as well turn it into a game!

Sue and Lisa share real-life anecdotes about the "What-If" warriors, latecomers who materialize like magicians, and the mysterious phenomenon of people leaning against bookcases like they’re auditioning for a cologne ad. From the muncher with their loud apples to doodlers perfecting their mini-masterpieces, this episode captures the entire staff at these required tests of endurance.

And listen to the story of a teacher trying to choose a Match.com photo during school hours—or the same guy who casually swiped a sip of the principal’s Coke mid-meeting like it was his God-given right.

When staff meetings drag on, you can either laugh—or fall asleep and claim narcolepsy.

Don’t forget to grab your own bingo card! It’s the only way to win at the never-ending mediocrity marathon. 🏆

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#holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself,
#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,
#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets

Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected].
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Thanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa
#teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty

Welcome to a holly-jolly whirlwind of awkward conversations, questionable gift exchanges, and a game of quarters that went TOO FAR! In this episode, we unwrap the chaos of school worker holiday parties. From the great pickle ornament debacle to a Koosh ball brawl, we’re spilling all the spiked punch on the festivities.

Listen as we tackle the awkward art of escaping small talk with "corner-standers," relive the horror of unwrapping a very personal gift, and share why caroling at strangers' homes is just plain weird. Spoiler: it involves a lot of fake smiling and wondering if you're allowed to close the door mid-song.

Whether you're the party planner forced to invent new games (hello, "Acro-Name"), the one-drink wonder who leaves by 8 PM, or the unfortunate soul cornered by Mr. 200 Cat Photos, this episode is for you. Pour some eggnog and join us for laughter, camaraderie, and a few lessons on what not to bring to a Yankee Swap. But if you want to make slippers out of feminine hygiene products, here is a link to get you started: https://images.app.goo.gl/QAShtmVvD2tnLRxPA

Do you have a story to share? Do you just want to talk? Send us a text!

#holidayParties #StaffParties #TheyDontPayMeEnoughForThis, #IGiveUp, #HandsToYourself,
#WhyDoIBotherDressingUp, #WhatItsAllAbout, #LessonPlan, #BathroomBreak, #DanielsonModel, #TryingToBeNice, #StopTheWorldIWantToGetOff, #WeDidntKnow, #WeDidntKnowWhatWeDidntKnow, #StressedTeacher, #funny,
#NiceTry #StillFail #elementaryHumor, #DoAsISayNotAsIDo , #AForEffort, #IsItSummerYet, #ImHip #CoolTeacher, #WhyIsThisSticky, #ClassPets

Please contact us with comments or questions at [email protected].
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YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgpsWcy93XJpleqVCML4IBQ
Thanks for listening! -Sue and Lisa
#teacherlife #teachersofinstagram #teacher #iteach #teachers #iteachtoo #funnyteacherstories #education #teaching #school #teach #teacherstyle #classroom #teacherretirement #teachertribe #learning #teacherproblems #students #elementaryteacher #primaryteacher #cryingteachers #elementary #thirdgrade #fourthgrade #fifthgrade #cryinginmycar #teacherfunny #ageism #proudtoteach #teachermamas #recessduty