Waxing the Porpoise

This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve return to horror in order to properly herald the coming of the Halloween season as we give a butcher's to the little known found footage delight called The Borderlands (aka Final Prayer in the US and Canada) from 2013 which has been called the UK's most disturbing found footage film ever, okurrr.

Join us as we journey across the pond to brush up on found footage 101, talk about some of the generational tactics employed by religious institutions to bring about pagan assimilation, bumping the Pristiq jingle part deux and our own plan to convert the masses, Steve's fear of confined spaces, and we remember simpler times where we had to lug around a caselogic binder full of CD's in order to get our musical fix.

The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, bathed in unholy water and cast asunder, seek redemption and reconsecration in the eyes of the almighty god.

What's your favorite Young Jeezy song and can you finish the lyric "Cook ya faster than a T-Bone at ____"?

Let's wax this sacramental porpoise.

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This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve once again get nautical as we examine the wreckage of two ill-fated marine excursions - the recent OceanGate Titan submersible implosion and it's wildly speculative and conspiratorial connections to the RMS Titanic left in it's wake.

Join us as we wax on water about some of the dubious distinctions and red flags held by OceanGate Expeditions and then briefly review the sinking of the Titanic and it's connections to people and institutions such as J.P. Morgan, the Federal Reserve, and BIG OCEAN - question mark.

We'll also hear G-Baby espouse the probably made up "Law of the Sea" and finally we'll bring it home with reason number 525,600 that Bill "Hips" Paxton is "The Extreme".

So remember, dear listeners, the ocean is a mistress of secrets, and those who dare to uncover them must navigate the treacherous waters with caution.

The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers armed with their trademark wit and deep diving capabilities, dare to plunge into the abyss of conspiracy that surrounds these fateful vessels.

You can't explain it, you can't predict it.

Let's wax this unsinkable porpoise.

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#OceanGate #titanic #conspiracy #billpaxton #hips #waxit

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This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve welcome back special guest and friend, Richard aka Dick Dawg, for a third time to discuss the sentencing of his mother's killer, the loss of his beloved sister Melissa, and how through all that he's been able to remain the uniquely resilient and charismatic friend we wish we all had.

Palate cleansers include Richard getting a shot at Valid-Victorian redemption, a quick Huell Howser nostalgia trip and the show ending on a more hopeful note as we set the table for a fourth and final volume of the Coors Light Chronicles.

Have you ever beat a dead horse while it was alive and with your car?

Let's wax this Californian porpoise.

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Huge thanks again to our good friend Dick Dawg for joining us and continuing to tell his long and winding story.

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This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve cover 2010's The Ghost Writer, a book adaptation directed by the controversial figure Roman Polanski and stars Ewan McGregor, Pierce Brosnan and Olivia Williams. Between all the political intrigue, deception, manipulation, war crimes and paranoia - this underseen gem will keep you busy.

Join us as we discuss equilibrium shifting vortices, New York mayor Eric Adams and why he should do less interviews, address the obligatory confusion between this flick and the Nic Cage Ghost Rider as well as the early 90's PBS kids show Ghost Writer and because we recorded this a little in advance, we'll finish off with a few favorite classic and a couple deep cut holiday flick recommendations as we skate right on by the season and into the new year.

The porpoises, midnight companions and keen observers, guided this time by Obi-Wan himself are once again beckoned to follow a mystery wrapped in an enigma all while we try not to get in over our blowholes - may the phocoena be with us.

He's a ghost, and he writes to us. Ghostwriter.

Let's wax this autobiographical porpoise.

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This week G-Baby and the Usual Suspect Steve drop anchor to review the classic film The Last Detail from 1973 about a couple of Navy chasers on a prisoner escort featuring a very young Randy Quaid and pre-Chinatown era Jack Nicholson. Acting as our compass rose we welcome special guest Matt from the Swords in Stereo podcast - space vampire evangelist, modern day renaissance man and a former sailor himself - to guide us through the siren song of the sea.

Join us as Matt and the porpoises join forces to journey through uncharted waters and discuss Matt's time in the Navy and how it compares to it's depiction on film, the pursuit of mischief in the name of making memories that would force Poseidon himself to blush, and answer the age old question, just what is a shellback?

Would you eat a cherry out of a fat man's bellybutton? Call for a good maritime.

Let's wax this salty porpoise.

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#film #shellback #thelastdetail #shorepatrol #waxit

Huge thanks again to Matt for joining us it was a real treat. Please be sure to check out his podcast Swords in Stereo to learn more about historical martial arts and swordfighting perspectives and if you're in the Jacksonville area check out his HEMA club Bold City Longsword to learn some cool stuff while getting to swing some swords around!

Swords in Stereo podcast:

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Bold City Longsword:

https://www.jacksonvillehema.com/

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