Waffles and Mates Talk About Things

This week in improvised comedy sees Mario going on a highway to hell to rescue his co-host Waffles. Along the way he must pass through each circle of hell and face the challenges therein. Will Mario rescue Waffles? Will Waffles be forced to stay at the bottom of hell for all eternity? You'll have to tune in to find out.

'Tis the spooky season! Here's a scary story just for you...'Twas yesterday eve I went for a long walk and it was well past the waxing moon when I returned home and crossed the threshold. As I entered my abode to slumber, I spied a solitary figure stood still as a board at the back of my room. With teeth chattering and arms a-shaking, I reached for the light switch to illuminate the phantom in my room. I had no more than touched the switch when a raspy voice reached my ears and gave me such a fright all turned to darkness. The words the abomination in my room said to me were: "It is better to pee in the sink, then to sink in the pee"...

This week Waffles and Mario are joined by special victim-errr-guest, Brad from Fate of Isen. Come listen as Waffles and Mario play a completely ordinary game of Dungeons and Dragons. Check out Fate of Isen: https://www.necropodicon.com/#/the-fate-of-isen/ NOTE: the audio is a bit off, so apologies for that - we're firing our sound guy. Wait, I'm their sound guy...Guys! I need help! If you're reading this description, Waffles and Mario have broken into the editing room! SOMEONE HELP ME IM GOING TO DIE PLEASE SEND HHDERSTYRTYNJ

BREAKING NEWS: Ōtautahi Christchurch has lost its official wizard, leaving the city defenseless against the hordes of evil approaching from all angles. Come listen as the boys interview for a new wizard and restore a valiant defender to their so-so city. Will it be them? Will it be you? Come find out who may or may not be the new official wizard of the land in this heart-stopping episode...

With longest title for an episode yet, this week sees Waffles and Mario joined by the LEGENDARY BRAD FROM FATE OF ISEN! Brad has invented a new game system called "D12 Go" and Waffles and Mario are lucky enough to be among the first people to trial it. Come listen to an epic adventure of woe, mystery and highly insecure people. Go check out Brad at @bradleyzimmer on twitter and check out "Fate of Isen" (@fateofisen) wherever you get podcasts from. Where do you get podcasts from? Where? What? You fish them out of the old lake? You sacrifice your children one at a time for a podcast? Well isn't that something!

This week sees Waffles going on strike for some reason, leaving Mario to interview their guest on a new little thing called "pretentitation". John Smith is giving one of his award winning (citation needed)masterclasses so that you, dear listener, may learn the secrets of "being someone who you are not". Additionally, any comments directed toward us that claim that "this is just acting" or "wtf this is a scam" will be ignored. Guests pay upwards of $2,000,000 per episode to be featured on our podcast so with that money we don't have to care about anything ever again. Affluenza baby!