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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium

Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium

Elizabeth Guizzetti

Come for the evening, stay for eternity! Paper Flower Consortium is a podcast from the largest vampire coven in Seattle. Their stories are told by Loretta Fabron Onfoy, coven historian and librarian, in the hope that the modern vampire's way of life is not lost during the next great language transformation. Some tales in this anthology are horrific, some are droll, some are filled with misadventure--just like any eternal existence. Episodes sponsored by the Paper Flower Consortium's Business Community. The history is followed by questions from curious initiates. Want to ask Lady Loretta a question about vampirism? Have a topic you want to see discussed? Email [email protected]

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC Bonus Episode 6: An Examination of old and new Or What would Dracula do?
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04/01/21 • 53 min

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Examination of the Old and New (Or What Would Dracula do?)

Fourteen-year-old Norma has found a home with her vampire grandpa, Derrik, his wife and their enthalled humans in the Paper Flower Consortium, yet as the old new year approaches, she faces an examination from ancient vampires to ascertain if she's worthy of eternal existence. Warning: Mild Gore and Violence
CAST: Norma ... Stevie Rae Causey
Derrik Miller ... Evan Witt
Pascaline Fabron Aubinet Miller ... Gretchen SB
Loretta Fabron Onfoy ... Elizabeth Guizzetti
Mrs. Washington ... Jennifer Brozek
Ona...Nikki Burton
Augustus ... Ronnie Mason
Simon/Ezra... Dennis Roberts
Marcus / Oskar...Adam Watson
MUSIC: Intro/Outro: Loretta by Evan Witt. www.wittynotes.com
Background Music: From Pond 5:
Waltz in AB "Farewell" Chopin | From Storyblocks: Breath, Eyes, Memory Meditation |Suspense Horror & Soft Horror Piano Drone, Cole | Daylight Savings Time | Ambient Ethereal Tension Riser, Hanley
Other Sounds Effects: From Storyblocks

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PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers

PFC Episode 26: No Hot Girl Summers

Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium

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08/25/23 • 13 min

Loretta angrily explains why going to the beach is a bad idea for a vampire, even if it is hot out.
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or send her a message on the Patreon. July's topic Stop summoning Demons!
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta's Theme by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com

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https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - Immortal House Episode 3

Immortal House Episode 3

Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium

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10/25/24 • 46 min

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In the exciting conclusion to Immortal House, Beloved Initiates, Laurence, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer, is struggling with memories of his last love, but he has friends even if he has forgotten them.
Episode 3 CAST:
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.

Amy Riddle performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs.

Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma.

Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.

Jennifer Brozek as Ms. Harris
Rob Clifford as Carlos
Lydia Randall as Escrow Officer

Nikki Burton as House Inspector

Dennis Roberts as Rob
Jun Hsu and Abby Masterson add their voice talents and all actors were background in the bar.

Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta.
Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.com
Other background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house.
Background Music Ludwig van Beethoven's Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water Drops
Frédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1.
Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing Groove

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Social Media:
https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - Immortal House - Full Production

Immortal House - Full Production

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10/31/24 • 122 min

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Happy Halloween Beloved Initiates!
This is the full audio of the dramatized adaption of Immortal House! I hope you love it. This full production has two new questions from two new hopeful initiates, one I spoke to at WA State Horror Con last week.
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.

Amy Riddle performs as Sarah, the human realtor.

Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma.

Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.

Lydia Randall as Pascaline and Escrow Officer
Jun Hsu as Bill
Jennifer Brozek as Agata and Ms. Harris
Rob Clifford as Lovely Human, Jakub, and Carlos
Abby Masterson as Human with Dog
Nikki Burton as Bartenders #1 and 2 and The House Inspector

Dennis Roberts as Victim #2 and Rob
Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta.
Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.com
Other background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house.
Background Music Ludwig van Beethoven's Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King and Bittersweet / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water Drops
Frédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1 and Nocturn
Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing Groove and Funk That Feelings

Style da Kid Watcher of the Night

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PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire

PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire

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09/04/20 • 19 min

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This time, Loretta Fabron Onfoy discusses the benefits to a vampire of living in a well-maintained vampire coven then she tells the history of how the buildings on coven property were built over the past 150 years.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com

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Social Media:
PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC Episode 11: Importance of a Varied Diet

PFC Episode 11: Importance of a Varied Diet

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08/21/20 • 28 min

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Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of a varied diet to the vampire and why it is a bad idea to rely solely upon humans for food. She tells the history of how the vampire, now known as Marcus G. Faccio, crossed the Atlantic when he was thrown overboard on his way to America.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com
Other Sounds:
Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0

Support the show

Thank you for listening.
Social Media:
PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC Episode 10: Perpetual Reinvention

PFC Episode 10: Perpetual Reinvention

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08/07/20 • 21 min

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Paper Flower Consortium's historian, Loretta Fabron Onfoy, explains the importance of employment to the vampire and the hardships of staying current with language and technology, along with the re-education fund. She tells the story of her First Born, Bai Xiao, a candy maker who once worked in his parents herbery, became a vampire, a translator, and then a system administrator.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com

Support the show

Thank you for listening.
Social Media:
PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC (Bonus Episode 3): Lies of the Creator Part 2

PFC (Bonus Episode 3): Lies of the Creator Part 2

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08/02/20 • 33 min

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Loretta reads from Norma's diary in her first night in the coven with Bai Xiao, Derrik Miller, and Derrik's enthralled human, Mary Donovan. For a girl who grew up on monster movies, real vampires are a little disappointing--especially since now she is one.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:
Heart.wav by frantramp | License: Creative Commons 0
Man scream2.wav by LayZerg | License: Creative Commons 0

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PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - PFC (Bonus Episode 2): Lies of the Creator Part 1

PFC (Bonus Episode 2): Lies of the Creator Part 1

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08/01/20 • 33 min

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Loretta describes how the coven discovered Derrik had lied to them about who Norma was only after William called the coven on the night of August 1st, 1951. And in saddness they learned William's desire to live as a monster rather than a vampire.
Written and Performed by Elizabeth Guizzetti
For more information or to ask Lady Loretta a question: please visit https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium or email her at [email protected]

Music:

Opening and Closing music: Loretta by Evan Witt. Learn More at www.wittynotes.com Other Sound Effects:

Telephonering.wav by transitking| License: Creative Commons 0
Nightatpondedit2012.wav by Nirtana | License: Creative Commons 0

Support the show

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PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium - Immortal House Episode 1

Immortal House Episode 1

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10/10/24 • 30 min

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Warning: two loud screams in Chapter "House Hunting makes a Vampire Hungry" starting at 21:08
In this first episode, Beloved Initiates are introduced to Laurence Roch, an accidental vampire of two centuries and a first time home buyer. He has a budget and can only look at houses at night. House hunting might be harder than he expects.
Episode 1 CAST:
Ken Carlson stars as the vampire Laurence Roch.

Amy Riddle performs as Sarah, the human realtor who isn't sure about her client with fangs.

Stevie Rae Causey reprises her role as vampire, Norma.

Hannah Duff performs as Betty, Laurence's human landlady.

Jun Hsu plays Bill, Laurence's second love.

Evan Witt reprises his role as Derrik (He also wrote the wonderful intro and outro music.)

Gretchen SB: Victim #1 and Norma's Dispatch

Nikki Burton: Bartender #1

Rob Clifford: Lovely Human

Abby Masterson: Human with Dog.

Lydia Randall Jennifer Brozek & Dennis Roberts add their voice talents and all actors were background in the bar.

Elizabeth Guizzetti as your narrator, Loretta.
Intro and Outro Music is written by Evan Witt and you can learn more about his music at www.wittynotes.com
Other background noises and music were licensed from Pond 5, StoryBlocks or made in house.
Background Music Ludwig van Beethoven's Sonata No. 8 In C Minor. 2. Pathetique / Emanuele Dentoni's Neo Baroque Overture and The Execution of the King / Gerardo Garcia Jr Water Drops
Frédéric François Chopin - Waltz ab Farewell No 1.
Vladyslav Krotov/Mood Mode Jazzy Retro Swing Groove

Support the show

Thank you for listening.
Social Media:
PFC PATREON:
PFC INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/vampiresofthepfc/
ELIZABETH'S WEB: https://www.elizabethguizzetti.com/paperflowerconsortium
ELIZABETH'S INSTA: https://www.instagram.com/elizabeth_guizzetti/

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How many episodes does Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium have?

Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium currently has 41 episodes available.

What topics does Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium cover?

The podcast is about Episodes, Fiction, Society & Culture, Vampire, Story, Drama, Personal Journals, Paranormal, Podcasts, Short Stories, Historical Fiction, Seattle and Horror.

What is the most popular episode on Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium?

The episode title 'PFC Episode 12: Home to a Vampire' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium?

The average episode length on Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium is 31 minutes.

How often are episodes of Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium released?

Episodes of Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium are typically released every 20 days, 15 hours.

When was the first episode of Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium?

The first episode of Vampires of the Paper Flower Consortium was released on Mar 22, 2020.

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