Taylor Tomlinson's Never Been In Jail
06/13/23 • 57 min
Lara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder... and how it landed Lara in jail. They help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone. They also offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, the best lesson from high school, and how all of us can get through our next low.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Open
- 01:08 Intro
- 02:43 Taylor Tomlinson!
- 14:39 CALLER 1: 4 AM Girlfriend
- 24:09 CALLER 2: Break The Malaise
- 28:04 Taylor's Most Unsound Advice
- 34:51 CALLER 3: 2nd Wife Cheating?
- 40:09 Advice for Teenage Taylor
- 45:59 CALLER 4: Sorry, Not Sorry
- 50:08 CALLER 5: Motivating a Kid
- 55:03 Plugs & Stuff
LINKS!
- Everything Taylor Tomlinson: https://ttomcomedy.com/
- Listen to Theo Von's "This Past Weekend" Podcast: https://www.theovon.com/
- See Anthony Jeselnik live!: https://anthonyjeselnik.com/tour
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
Lara and Taylor compare their experiences battling bipolar disorder... and how it landed Lara in jail. They help listeners identify what time is too late to call your partner to pick you up drunk, how to handle a kid who's not reaching their full potential, and when it’s okay to look through your partner’s phone. They also offer advice on moving on from toxic relationships, the best lesson from high school, and how all of us can get through our next low.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Open
- 01:08 Intro
- 02:43 Taylor Tomlinson!
- 14:39 CALLER 1: 4 AM Girlfriend
- 24:09 CALLER 2: Break The Malaise
- 28:04 Taylor's Most Unsound Advice
- 34:51 CALLER 3: 2nd Wife Cheating?
- 40:09 Advice for Teenage Taylor
- 45:59 CALLER 4: Sorry, Not Sorry
- 50:08 CALLER 5: Motivating a Kid
- 55:03 Plugs & Stuff
LINKS!
- Everything Taylor Tomlinson: https://ttomcomedy.com/
- Listen to Theo Von's "This Past Weekend" Podcast: https://www.theovon.com/
- See Anthony Jeselnik live!: https://anthonyjeselnik.com/tour
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"
- Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected]
ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
Previous Episode
This is All Pete Holmes' Fault
In the premiere, Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic after a show, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying. You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.
In the premiere of "Unsound Advice," Lara and Pete offer guidance on what self-defense weapons to keep in the bedroom, what to say to a comic backstage, why a voice in your head can save you from a life of therapy, how to survive as a comedian on the road, and how to overcome a fear of flying. You’ll also find out what it’s like to open for Dave Chappelle at Radio City Music Hall.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Cold Open
- 00:35 Title Sequence
- 01:18 Welcome
- 07:09 Pete Holmes
- 18:59 CALLER 1: Jealous Cat
- 22:48 Weapons in the Bedroom
- 27:49 CALLER 2: How to be a Road Comic
- 42:36 CALLER 3: Accent Wall Makes Lara Crumble
- 58:10 CALLER 4: Scared to Fly
- 01:05:30 Pete's Tour, Be a Part of the Show!, and Things Lara Loves
LINKS!
- Everything Pete Holmes: https://peteholmes.com/
- Listen to Whitney Cummings' "Good For You" Podcast: https://whitneycummings.com/podcast/
- See The Sklar Brothers live! https://www.supersklars.com/
- See Tom Papa live! https://tompapa.com/
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"
- Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected]
ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
Next Episode
Marc Maron's Colon-odyssey
After thousands of miles on the road together, Lara and Marc share some of the best advice they’ve gained from 12 step programs, how Marc found the nerve to make a career change, how you can accept a cat into your life, and the importance of regular medical check ups. They offer listeners tips on eating healthy when traveling, how to handle friends with differing political views, and the wrong way to find out if someone likes you in that way... oh, and that you should always turn off your cell phone when recording a podcast.
CHAPTERS:
- 00:00 Open
- 04:14 Marc Maron!
- 17:44 Marc's Cooking Advice
- 20:09 Marc's Colonoscopy
- 27:59 Crazy Diets
- 34:14 Call 1: Eating healthy on the road
- 39:57 Call 2: Friends with other political views
- 42:25 Call 3: Telling someone you like them
- 50:17 Plugs & Thanks
LINKS!
- Everything Marc Maron: https://www.wtfpod.com/
- Gettin’ Better with Ron Funches: https://ronfunches.com/gettin-better/
- Pete Holmes’ “Where Were We” Tour: https://peteholmes.com/
- Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"
- Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/
- TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? [email protected]
ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.
Unsound Advice - Taylor Tomlinson's Never Been In Jail
Transcript
Coming up on unsound advice, something that our couples counselor said that stuck with me was he said that usually both people are wrong. I love that because it wasn't usually both people are right. It's like usually you're both half the problem. Just accept that you're both wrong and then take it from there and like act as if that's true. That's great. Twice in the last month I had to come pick her up from a guy's house drunk at 4 30 in the morning. Do I just assume he's not interested anymor
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