
Hell Fucking No, It’s Not Foreplay!
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11/07/24 • 58 min
What happens in the aftermath of Nicole being left to her own devices? Imagine just how furious Mike is is going to be as he's been looking for Nicole for an hour. This episode features more of Nicole’s usual mischief as it's all about the thrill of impending disaster and keeping you on your toes. However, as of last week, we’ve also met...
...Arabella, a dancer, a friend (a best friend), and a catalyst for drama. We're throwing you into the high-octane world of backstage intensity; from learning a bit about the brat tamers in the BDSM community to nostalgia-laden memories of Nicole and Bella’s first meeting at acting school in England. It's a whirlwind of camaraderie, humour, and drama that promises to keep you captivated.
Bella and Nicole reveal their hierarchy of the band members...to the audience, not to 'The Band'. The secret rankings of bandmates might be amusing, but they reveal so much about the way Bella and Nicole’s twisted minds work. This isn't just about music, tours, and sex (though that’s fun)—it's about the friendships and personal dynamics that make our fictional journey an unforgettable ride. Join us as we invite you into this world filled with laughter, tension, and the ever-enticing drama of band life.
Transcription en français : https://unrulyconfessionspodcast.wordpress.com/2024/11/08/episode-7-hell-fucking-no-its-not-foreplay-putain-non-ce-ne-sont-pas-des-preliminaires/
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
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Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
https://music.apple.com/us/album/rat-head/1347222686?i=1347223114
Also available on Spotify and Bandcamp.
What happens in the aftermath of Nicole being left to her own devices? Imagine just how furious Mike is is going to be as he's been looking for Nicole for an hour. This episode features more of Nicole’s usual mischief as it's all about the thrill of impending disaster and keeping you on your toes. However, as of last week, we’ve also met...
...Arabella, a dancer, a friend (a best friend), and a catalyst for drama. We're throwing you into the high-octane world of backstage intensity; from learning a bit about the brat tamers in the BDSM community to nostalgia-laden memories of Nicole and Bella’s first meeting at acting school in England. It's a whirlwind of camaraderie, humour, and drama that promises to keep you captivated.
Bella and Nicole reveal their hierarchy of the band members...to the audience, not to 'The Band'. The secret rankings of bandmates might be amusing, but they reveal so much about the way Bella and Nicole’s twisted minds work. This isn't just about music, tours, and sex (though that’s fun)—it's about the friendships and personal dynamics that make our fictional journey an unforgettable ride. Join us as we invite you into this world filled with laughter, tension, and the ever-enticing drama of band life.
Transcription en français : https://unrulyconfessionspodcast.wordpress.com/2024/11/08/episode-7-hell-fucking-no-its-not-foreplay-putain-non-ce-ne-sont-pas-des-preliminaires/
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
Please follow us on social media :
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unruly.confessions/
Threads: Unruly Confessions Podcast (@unruly.confessions) on Threads
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unrulyconfessions
Facebook: Facebook
X/Twitter: (1) Unruly Confessions Podcast (@UnrulyConfess) / X
YouTube: youtube.com/@UnrulyConfessionsPodcast
Website: Unruly Confessions (unrulyconfessionspodcast.com)
Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
https://music.apple.com/us/album/rat-head/1347222686?i=1347223114
Also available on Spotify and Bandcamp.
Previous Episode

Herding Cats
Join us as we embark on The Band's first gig since Nicole joined the tour at the Paris-Bercy Arena. Amidst the electrifying excitement of concert preparations, you'll witness a bit of what it's like backstage before a show, Nicole failing to manage her boredom and having a flirt with the stage manager. Mike 'gently' reminds Nicole of their agreement.
But the backstage drama takes an unexpected twist when Nicole happens upon her best friend, Arabella. Swiftly followed by an encounter with Timothy Carter, the assistant stage manager...or is he? Experience the whirlwind of emotions, drama, and heartwarming moments that make you feel like a true insider. Don’t forget to share and support the podcast – we cherish every listener who becomes part of our tour!
La transcription en français : https://wordpress.com/post/unrulyconfessionspodcast.wordpress.com/44
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
Please follow us on social media :
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Facebook: Facebook
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YouTube: youtube.com/@UnrulyConfessionsPodcast
Website: Unruly Confessions (unrulyconfessionspodcast.com)
Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
https://music.apple.com/us/album/rat-head/1347222686?i=1347223114
Also available on Spotify and Bandcamp.
Next Episode

Bloody Hell, The Responsibility
What happens when you mix rock 'n' roll mayhem with a tour bus full of quirky personalities? A lot, a whole lot, way too much in fact. It's quite over-whelming for everyone involved.
In this episode, Bella steps into the spotlight to share her side of the story for the first time (and don't you worry, this will continue as we go along)
The backstage antics and tour bus shenanigans are equal parts hilarious and heartwarming, there is a very large theme of friendship present throughout the episode, and even a hint at romance. What could possibly happen next?
In the colourful tapestry of band life, there's a lot of light, and a little darkness, especially as it is peppered by Carter's ominous hints, and the constant bickering between Nicole and Carter, that tease at something more beneath the surface.
A romantic opportunity takes a devastating turn, begging the question...what is this a Soap Opera on Wheels?
And finally, Bella and Nicole are asked to stay put in their hotel room so of course, they go looking for trouble...What are they up to this time? How far are they going to go?
If you want to find out, grab your headphones, prepare for some rock 'n' roll chaos, and get ready to be swept up in a story that promises laughter, love, and a dash of the unexpected.
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : https://unrulyconfessionspodcast.wordpress.com/2025/02/18/episode-8-bloody-hell-the-responsability-bon-sang-la-responsabilite/
La transcription en français (The French Transcipt) : Dans la description de l'épisode.
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YouTube: youtube.com/@UnrulyConfessionsPodcast
Website: Unruly Confessions (unrulyconfessionspodcast.com)
Theme Music: Rat Head - Big Mouse Tree House
Written and performed by: Nicole van Niekerk (Singer), Steve van Niekerk (Lead Guitar & Backing Vocals), Rachel Espeute (Bass & Backing Vocals) & Bertie Atkinson (Drums)
https://music.apple.com/us/album/rat-head/1347222686?i=1347223114
Also available on Spotify and Bandcamp.
Unruly Confessions - Hell Fucking No, It’s Not Foreplay!
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Unruly Confessions Ep 7 - Hell Fucking No, It’s Not Foreplay!
ArabellaThe following podcast contains adult themes, graphic sexual content, strong language, alcohol and drug references, and some infrequent violence. Everything you need for a wild ride.
NicoleAlso, please do remember that this is a work of fiction. Let us not get upset about this. (Nicole laughs) (Podcast theme m
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