The Toddler Years

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12/07/20 • 69 min

We've been podcasting for 3 years which means that we've officially entered our toddler years! So grab your pull-ups and join the party as we do an impressive handstand, cry at our party, change up Kings Cup, drink our tears to join a cult, pass out in the allergy aisle, send food and gifts via an air elemental, slow down time to cuddle, put on our anime glasses, use the demonic eye intimidate check, roll instead of run to win a three-legged race, try to use dazzle as a distraction, get tangled with Taylor Lautner, throw in an unnecessary cameo, pass along some pen pal presents, confirm the CRJ is is a gem, walk through all the layers of cottage-core, get the lore of Rebecca, play verbal charades, confuse Mickey with Goofy, ride Edward, build our own micronation, enter a war we didn't know about, and teach a parrot our favorite words.

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Friendsgiving

This year the DM wanted to give us a chance to get together as friends and share what we are all thankful for (as long as what we are thankful for is what the DM wants us to be thankful for). So grab all your best buds and join the party as we invite the poopy one on, materialize a ballsack brain, become a nighttime pillow thief, enter the confession session, keep up the Professor Murder streak, adore pirate puppies, request a bedtime story, get dragged into a deep dark hole, become distracted by the nipples, bring the gym to their knees, place a pear on a pedestal, get kissed by god, go super saiyan thanks to a panic attack, meet Crystal and Cornelius the magical turkeys, give thanks to our surprise 4th host, put Katelynn in the corner of sadness, make a snack mask, die from maple suffocation, leave a sticky butt imprint, realize we couldn't be slime kids, let out our anger at Shark Boy, find the worst sea monster, earn our frills, and enter an underwater slap fight.

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Sad Sidekicks

The DM has called on us to help with the daunting task of saving her, but sadly even on this mission that requires great heroism, we are still being delegated as the sidekicks. So grab your capes and join the party as we leave you shell-shocked, ask for a raise from the people, double our voice, get a balloon surprise, wear 2000's fashion to a faculty meeting, learn that the horsies can move in an L shape, appreciate the good Star Wars sounds, dip our toes into some spoilers, appreciate Baby Darth Vader, enter a space western, find the similarity between Pacman and chess, entice the hero with a corndog, cry with cue cards, regret an X-Wing tattoo, bring everyone into the murder, scream about a jet pack, offer terrible advice to High School students, take everyone out at the ankles, roll out of the van with the cool kids, and fear the family of rolling backpacks.

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