
Runny Yolks, Brown Eggs, and a High Energy Emu
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03/17/25 • 186 min
The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss viral videos of emus on social media, the absurdity of certain laws, and the challenges of parenting in today's world. The hosts also touch on the educational rankings of the United States, the role of the Department of Education, and the need for a return to basic educational principles.
As the episode progresses, the hosts share personal anecdotes about home improvements, the cost of living, and the joys of simple pleasures like fishing and enjoying nature. They also explore the complexities of modern politics, the influence of social media, and the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in the face of life's challenges.
Join Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude for a candid and entertaining discussion that highlights the value of friendship, laughter, and thoughtful conversation.
Resources mentioned in this episode include:
- TikTok - Social media platform where viral videos are shared
- Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) - U.S. Department of Transportation agency
- National Park Service - U.S. federal agency managing national parks
- Jack Daniel's Distillery - Famous whiskey distillery in Tennessee
- Babylon Bee - Satirical news website
Rich -- mailto://[email protected]
Bryan -- mailto://[email protected]
If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988
The world needs you here.
The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss viral videos of emus on social media, the absurdity of certain laws, and the challenges of parenting in today's world. The hosts also touch on the educational rankings of the United States, the role of the Department of Education, and the need for a return to basic educational principles.
As the episode progresses, the hosts share personal anecdotes about home improvements, the cost of living, and the joys of simple pleasures like fishing and enjoying nature. They also explore the complexities of modern politics, the influence of social media, and the importance of maintaining a sense of humor in the face of life's challenges.
Join Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude for a candid and entertaining discussion that highlights the value of friendship, laughter, and thoughtful conversation.
Resources mentioned in this episode include:
- TikTok - Social media platform where viral videos are shared
- Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration (FMCSA) - U.S. Department of Transportation agency
- National Park Service - U.S. federal agency managing national parks
- Jack Daniel's Distillery - Famous whiskey distillery in Tennessee
- Babylon Bee - Satirical news website
Rich -- mailto://[email protected]
Bryan -- mailto://[email protected]
If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988
The world needs you here.
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Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude - Runny Yolks, Brown Eggs, and a High Energy Emu
Transcript
Hey, man. Hello, and welcome to Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, this is a show that each week allows for three friends to get together and live life intentionally.
We do this by throwing a little social commentary
with our own weird sense of humor and our thoughts together
to show folks that living
having weekly conversations
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