#50- Love Thyself

Alice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel). The ladies discuss her career, Joanna's choose your adventure book, Instagram, Alice's $500 crayon contest, furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more.

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Unknown Speaker 1:33 This is two girls one Mike, the show that talks about the holes and plotholes of your favorite porn.

Yvette d'Entremont 1:40 Welcome to Two girls one Mic the porn cast that has its very own Madonna whore complex. I'm your co host. We've had dogs from LA and here's my lovely talented and bubbly blonde co host Alice Vaughn Alice, how are you doing this week?

Alice Vaughn 1:53 You know what I'm doing even better now that we all nailed the clap. And I do not mean chlamydia.

Yvette d'Entremont 1:59 We did nail that Clap no to inform our listeners who may not be familiar with the wild world of audio editing, we all have our own separate tracks that we're recording in our remote little locations in Los Angeles, New York and a bunker somewhere in New Mexico, I assume, of course, and we have to record these tracks and to make sure that they're all lined up, we say 123 and then clap, and I am apparently not good at my rhythm Alice, we've learned is our good clap leader. So when she leads you to the clap, you're gonna like it. You're gonna walk away enjoying that experience? Yeah, our tangents are going weird today.

Alice Vaughn 2:34 You know what, I will allow it and so will all of my gynecologist.

Yvette d'Entremont 2:39 All of them do stuff I'm gonna call I want to know what's happening with your policy that you have all of them.

Alice Vaughn 2:45 Look, I'm just saying that I double triple quadruple check that policy. So just not everyone,

Yvette d'Entremont 2:50 like a second opinion. A fifth opinion. Now we have a guest speaking of vaginas and that have been checked and we think are delightful. We have wonderful guests on today that we're very happy to have. Oh, thank you.

Alice Vaughn 3:03 I'm really excited because we have Joanna Angel on the show today. Hi. Okay, so you're basically a one woman Empire.

Yvette d'Entremont 3:12 Yeah. Which is it's just so impressive in this industry.

Alice Vaughn 3:15 Oh, thank you. You're a Hall of Famer, you're a writer. You're a director. You're a porn star. You're a lemon thief.

Joanna Angel 3:22 I am 11 paid professionally. And a lemon. Yeah, it's been a while. Yeah.

Yvette d'Entremont 3:27 Now people know about your other work, but we need to hear about the lemon thievery.

Joanna Angel 3:31 Yeah, well,

Yvette d'Entremont 3:32 I've had a lemon tree. So I need to I have a vested interest in this.

Unknown Speaker 3:36 Well, you better watch out.

Unknown Speaker 3:39 For all those sealing holes

Unknown Speaker 3:41 I'm coming for.

Yvette d'Entremont 3:43 You know what, if someone's gonna steal my lemons, I wan...