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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

Jeremy Ellett

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Two Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, will do anything to create the next great viral video... They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what's really going on. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Conspiracy Culture. Created by Jeremy Ellett. A Good Pointe Original.
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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 1. Shadowbanned

1. Shadowbanned

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02/11/22 • 40 min

Randy Dunning’s quest for internet immortality is interrupted by a shadowban.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Matthew Woodcock as Walt.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Kristen DiMercurio as Bonnie.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Adam Clark as Daniel Downripple.

Josh Rubino as Customer One.

Brandon Finch as Customer Two.

Kirsty Woolven as Customer Three.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Something True by Louie Zong.

Retro by Bajio Alvarado.

Pragia by Mystery Mammal.

A Fog of Frequencies by Keshco.

Special Spotlight by Kevin MacLeod.

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PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 15. Multilevel Malevolence

15. Multilevel Malevolence

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01/19/23 • 24 min

Randy visits the bookstore. Mac gets answers. And Millie talks to the dumpster.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.

David Ault as Mac.

Stephen Cullen as Simon.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Michelle Lylia Tan as the Sentient Dumpster.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Ariel Hack as the MLMer Bossbabe One.

Faith Dowgin as the MLMer Bossbabe Two.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Ryan Philbrook as the News Anchor and the Parrot.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Dialogue Edit by Tal Minear.

Two Flat Earthers was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital from Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock from Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe.

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 10. My First Time Using a Chainsaw

10. My First Time Using a Chainsaw

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10/02/22 • 21 min

Randy and Gayle meet a new friend at the Hardware Store. Sir Isaac Newton recites his catalog of sins.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Josh Rubino as Sir Isaac Newton.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Su Ling Chan as Ameena.

Kenneth Faircloth Jr as Samuel.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 2. Toasted Ravioli

2. Toasted Ravioli

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02/25/22 • 34 min

Randy, Ed and Gayle try to create the next great viral video. Doctor K has a secret to share with the group.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Josh Rubino as the Remote Viewing Handler, Park Passerby.

Stephen Cullen as the Remote Viewing Subject.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Apollo by Mystery Mammal.

Prometeo by Damiano Baldoni.

Welcome to Nostalgia by Anonymous.

The Fractured Flute of Time by Keshco.

Ghosts in the Synapse by Keshco.

This episode includes a recreation of the infamous 'declassified' document: Mars Exploration: 1984.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 7. Who Will Stand Guard?

7. Who Will Stand Guard?

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07/07/22 • 25 min

The Freemasons panic. Mac takes Arlo under his wing.

CAST:

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

David Ault as Mac.

Dean J. Smith as Arlo.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Dallas Wheatley as Illuminathan.

Ryan Philbrook as Doctor One.

Cole Burkhardt as Doctor Two.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Socks Whitmore as The Superfan.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Sound Design by Newton Schottelkotte.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Death's Favorite Chair by Holinza.

Time Train by PC III.

Revenge by Spoon.

Xanadont by Mystery Mammal.

The Mode of Our Consequences by Pangolus.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 3. And Everyone Clapped

3. And Everyone Clapped

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03/18/22 • 33 min

Just another day in the life of Freemason Walter Clay.

CAST:

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Gabrielle Adkins as Amari.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Jordan Stillman as Judy.

Kristian Lawrence as Freemason Neil.

Brandon Finch as Freemason Terry.

Cornelius Mohr as Freemason Saul.

Abby Espiritu as Derby.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Stephen Indrisano as Steve.

Claire Gaskell as Evie.

Ezra J. Wayne as Peter.

Torian Brackett as Pete.

Ariel Hack as the Emalema Bossbabe.

Josh Rubino as the Freemason Ensemble.

Socks Whitmore as the Superfan.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Dialogue Cleanup Assistance by Newton Schottelkotte.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Wonder Under by Glad Rags.

Tick Tock by Glad Rags.

When a Stranger Comes to Town by Louie Zong.

Goodnight, Cowgirl by Louie Zong.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 8. Almost Famous

8. Almost Famous

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07/31/22 • 27 min

Randy checks in at Conspiracy Con while Gayle is forced into babysitting duty.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Rob Schwarb as Mike.

Graham Rowat as Newsham.

Maya Murphy as Millie.

Faith Dowgin as Gloria.

David Hanna as Art.

Ryan Philbrook as TV Game Show Host, Conspiracy Con Ad and Hotel Front Desk Clerk.

James Ferrero as Flat Earth Tony.

Socks Whitmore as The Superfan.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

The World’s Moved On by Rozkol.

Endeavor by Jahzzar.

Battle by Boxcat Games.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 6. The Observer's Local Horizon

6. The Observer's Local Horizon

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06/17/22 • 27 min

Ed Choom tries to be everything to everyone. Charlotte finally remembers to do her job.

CAST:

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Kale Brown as Jimmie.

Michelle Kelly as Charlotte.

Jordan Stillman as Judy.

Phil Sherwood as Jay.

Mike Paul as the Worshipful Master Mason.

Kristian Lawrence as Neil the Freemason.

Lindsay Zana as Camille.

Jessa Jordan as Tasha.

Danyelle Ellett as Destiny.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Tick-Tock by Glad Rags.

Social Kapital Reprise by Glad Rags.

Ode to a Dandelion by Glad Rags.

Breakfast by Damian Baldano.

U Think U by Glad Rags.

HappyFBirthday by The Danimald.

Nettle Swarm by Randy Greer.

Machine Language by Mystery Mammal.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

DISCORD: SERVER

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - Featuring: The Subjective Truth

Featuring: The Subjective Truth

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04/20/23 • 33 min

We thought we'd make sure you were aware of all the fiction podcasts we make here at Good Pointe so today we'd like to introduce you to our first series. It's called The Subjective Truth.

Did you know that the title for this series originally appeared a joke in The Subjective Truth?

The Subjective Truth is a serialized docudrama about Treasure Hunts, UFOs, Ghosts, Reincarnation and Liars. It stars Addison Peacock from The NoSleep Podcast as our lead investigator Graham Anderson.

If you enjoyed our weirdness on Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, you should definitely check out The Subjective Truth.

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Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason - 4. Thanksgiving Music

4. Thanksgiving Music

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04/01/22 • 31 min

The end of the St. Louis Flat Earth Society. And the beginning of something else.

CW: Funeral, Death, Abduction.

CAST:

Zane Schacht as Randy Dunning.

Lauren Grace Thompson as Gayle Kruger.

Matthew Woodcock as Walter Clay.

Jack Carmichael as the Narrator.

Charlie Wes as Ed Choom.

Addison Peacock as Karen.

Josh Rubino as Astronaut Alfred Ross, Maximum Mindfulness.

David Sillars as Doctor K.

Sena Bryer as Larry.

Amr Ammourazz as the Drive-Thru Worker.

Socks Whitmore as the Sandwich Shop Worker.

Ryan Philbrook as the Smashed Potatoes Ad.

CREW:

Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett.

Actor Direction by Danyelle Ellett.

Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason was created by Jeremy Ellett.

MUSIC:

Social Kapital by Glad Rags.

Alamo by Glad Rags.

Tick Tock by Glad Rags.

Ladybird by Louie Zong.

The Group by Keshco.

PATREON: Patreon.com/GoodPointe

TWITTER: https://x.com/twoflatearthers

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/goodpointemedia/

DISCORD: SERVER

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