True Tales of the Illuminati
Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill, Eric Trageser
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A Day at the Library
True Tales of the Illuminati
08/08/21 • 23 min
Help us make Season 2!
Beck, Jackie and Ishmael must track down a vital piece of Illuminati knowledge at the Library of Constantinople.
We’re back! Welcome to the first of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 2! You can find out more here https://igg.me/at/truetalesteam.
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For the Chop
True Tales of the Illuminati
10/08/21 • 31 min
We did it!
We've hit our fundraising goal and that means that we get to share our final - and best- minisode with you! Please enjoy Beth Crane's For the Chop ------------------------------------------------------------------- Beck and co find themselves in the court of Henry VIII, and, tasked with out-maneuvering his divine right of kings, hatch a plan to plant a cuckoo's egg right in the King's nest.
Meanwhile, Ishmael trains his new intern, Dal hisses advice into the King's ear, Queen Jane tries to escape her fate and Jackie finds herself consumed by jealousy.
Beck - Chloe Zwaicher Jackie - Julie Snyder Ishmael - Noel Naczi King Henry - Brice Stratford Queen Jane - Beth Crane
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S2E2 - NUCLEAR OPTION
True Tales of the Illuminati
05/04/22 • 42 min
“You’re making me hate the moon!”
Jackie searches for the perfect rock. Astronauts tussle. Dal learns how a radio works. Ishmael eats a sandwich.
CW: deadly workplace situations, things from scripture Special thanks to Beth Crane!
Transcripts here Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam
Promo this episode was for Crowley Time, a sketch comedy podcast, featuring characters and messages in bottles plucked from unknown shores, written and performed by Tom Crowley. You can find out more here
CAST Chloe Zwaicher was Beck Julie Snyder was Jackie Noel Naczi was Ishmael Meredith Gulley was Dal John Serpico was the Chief Dennis Bruno was the Memo Marc Campasano was Werner Von Braun Salvatore Fabbiano was Twobrick Dennis Bruno was Neil Armstrong Alex Roy was Buzz Aldrin And Mike Giordano was Michael Collins
CREW Written by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky Logo Design by Tom Crowley Theme by Arnie Parrot Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts
Special thanks to Managers of Stretch’s Billiards Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky
Phony Executive Producers Nick Krasney Denise Grenier Alex Hensley Laura Isham Mariclair Bennet Steven Rutkowsi And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this their likenesses will be carved into the face of the moon itself. Real small. But they’re up there!
S2E3 - COLD READ
True Tales of the Illuminati
05/18/22 • 55 min
“How was this guy not already in the illuminati?”
Jay Gatsby takes it on the arches. Beck prevents a catastrophic leak. Dal fights mirrors. The Pen decides what’s marketable. The Chief reads Dune.
Cw: deadly workplace situations, heavy references to the Kubrick filmography
Special thanks to Beth Crane!
Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam
CAST Chloe Zwaicher was Beck Julie Snyder was Jackie Noel Naczi was Ishmael Meredith Gulley was Dal John Serpico was the Chief Dennis Bruno was the Memo Marc Campasano was Werner Von Braun Ramy Abdelghani was Stanley Kubrick’s perfectly imitated voice Salvatore Fabbiano was Twobrick Stuart Licht was The Pen And Eric Trageser was Jay Gatsby
CREW Written by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky Logo Design by Tom Crowley Theme by Arnie Parrot Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts
Special thanks to Violent Apes Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky. We hope they feel incredible.
Phony Executive Producers Nick Krasney Denise Grenier Alex Hensley Laura Isham Mariclair Bennet Steven Rutkowsi And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this history will be quietly rewritten with them as the victors
The Quibblerman Conundrum
True Tales of the Illuminati
03/30/24 • 27 min
Welcome to our final, celebratory minisode! We made it! Season 3 is happening! Let's celebrate with this episode, wherin the gang must race against time before a brilliant scientific mind unravels the secrets of the Illuminati!
This episode was written by and guest stars Tom Crowley. You can find more of his work over at Wooden Overcoats, Victoriocity, and Crowley Time, With Me, Tom Crowley amongst many, many others.
S2E1 - MOON SHOT
True Tales of the Illuminati
04/20/22 • -1 min
“I’m tired of consulting on films, I hunger for god-humiliation!
Dal’s moon landing suffers delays. Ishmael finds the perfect double. Jackie becomes an artist. Beck acquires nuclear weapons. Von Braun vows to spit in the face of god. CW: deadly workplace situations, really oblique allusions to MKULTRA
Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam
Promo this episode was for Neoscum, a narrative comedy podcast featuring five Chicago improvisers antagonizing their way through the roleplaying classic, Shadowrun. Find out more here
CAST Salvatore Fabbiano was Twobrick Dennis Bruno was Neil Armstrong And Mike Giordano was Michael Collins Chloe Zwaicher was Beck Julie Snyder was Jackie Noel Naczi was Ishmael Meredith Gulley was Dal John Serpico was the Chief Dennis Bruno was the Memo Marc Campasano was Werner Von Braun Ramy Abdelgani was Kubrick
CREW Written by Max Kreisky, Katherine Cargill and Eric Trageser Sound design by Hedley Knights and Beth Crane Directed and Produced by Max Kreisky Logo Design by Tom Crowley Theme by Arnie Parrot Recorded at The Bridge Sound and Stage in Somerville, Massachusetts
Special thanks to Illuminati nuke suppliers Beth Crane, Jess Pfohl and Jonathan Kreisky
Phony Executive Producers Nick Krasney Denise Grenier Alex Hensley Laura Isham Mariclair Bennet Steven Rutkowsi And Lilit Penrod made this show possible, and for this their names shall be enshrined for a thousand years. After that, there is a maintenance fee.
S1E2 - Royal Pains
True Tales of the Illuminati
02/14/20 • 41 min
Beck and Ishmael plumb the depths of aristocratic depravity. Jackie and Dal bond over their hobbies. A swan is complicit in a murder. The crew fails to sneak into a fort under cover of horses.
CW: deadly workplace situations, gross kissing
[Transcript Here] (https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aaJbdByzf-Q1IkDF88bUwMRLP-EsyIvCFrFuca8Gsk4/edit?usp=sharing)
Find cast info, links and transcripts at truetalesteam.com, or follow us on twitter for more illuminati content @truetalesteam
True Tales Trailer
True Tales of the Illuminati
08/27/21 • 2 min
Trailer
Your long wait is over! 2 years after our premiere, we finally have a trailer! Try out a taste of the True Tales experience without committing yourself to a half-hour or longer episode! Impress your friends! Frighten your enemies! Mystify your pets!
Featuring Chloe Zwiacher as Beck Julie Snyder as Jackie Noel Naczi as Ishmael
Theme by Arnie Parrot
Ready or Knot
True Tales of the Illuminati
09/06/21 • 19 min
Help Us Make Season 2!
Beck, Jackie, Ishmael and Dal are on the job to install a puppet ruler in ancient Gordia. Will they untangle the ancient knot? Or perhaps... themselves?
Welcome to the second of three mini-episodes that we’re releasing to promote our crowdfund to make season 2! You can find out more here https://igg.me/at/truetalesteam.
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FAQ
How many episodes does True Tales of the Illuminati have?
True Tales of the Illuminati currently has 17 episodes available.
What topics does True Tales of the Illuminati cover?
The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on True Tales of the Illuminati?
The episode title 'A Day at the Library' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on True Tales of the Illuminati?
The average episode length on True Tales of the Illuminati is 31 minutes.
How often are episodes of True Tales of the Illuminati released?
Episodes of True Tales of the Illuminati are typically released every 20 days, 19 hours.
When was the first episode of True Tales of the Illuminati?
The first episode of True Tales of the Illuminati was released on Jan 29, 2020.
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