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Dooce, “the original mommy blogger,” wrote a bizarre entry on her website on August 10th that requires a long list of trigger and content warnings for us to even talk about. Also, Tommy Lee posted his meat on Instagram.

We had to cut two segments from our show this week to bring it in at a reasonable length, so if you want to hear why Apple might be firing one of their employees for providing incredible customer service on her TikTok (stopitparis) or why 19 people in Tiffany’s country ordered a crazy looking chicken off TikTok, those segment will be on our Patreon and SolidListen+ this week.

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Dooce

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Dooce.com “I am the one who needs you” 8/30/22 via webarchive

“dooce is not a terf - i mean, she might also be a terf, but her screed is 100% anti trans masc. i know we're just shoving all the words together, but can we for a second focus on the fact this is about her non binary, masc, potentially asexual, child?” - Twitter thread from @collectdust

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8/14/22 - Dooce deletes her entire website and leaves us only with a poem she’d written when Marlo came out as NB

i wish i had started differently. dooce's latest blog post is filled with lots of harmful things including but not limited to ED, anti meds/diagnosis, racism, suicide, transphobia, ptsd. she has a trans masc child and is deep in the GC detransition bs. she doesn't seem well - Twitter thread from @collectdust

Reddit “ Heather Armstrong has gone completely off the rails. Anyone care to discuss?” (via r/uncensoredblogsnark)

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Britney Spears had the ultimate "bones day" and was freed from her conservatorship after 13 years, AMC Apes got a tiny whiff of their future, Elon Musk and the roll of nickels went their separate ways, a pack of freaks were convinced that JKF Jr. was coming back to save them from The Libs, everyone in the world participated in Rush Week at the University of Alabama, Nicki Minaj's cousin's friend's Trinidadian balls were a source of much concern, Gabby Petito's case changed the way America approaches missing persons cases, OnlyFans banned adult content after building their company on the back's of sex workers then were like, "omg, jk," YouTube's Golden Boy, David Dobrik, finally got his shine dulled, John Mulaney forced us to learn the term "parasocial relationship." Couch Guy was a little bitch, Trisha Paytas got married and most importantly, Sonya Larson ABSOLUTELY plagiarized Dawn Dorland's letter.

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June

Trish goes nuclear and Frenemies ends forever

Britney gives her explosive testimony on the conservatorship

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Logan Paul fights Floyd

Yashar Ali is exposed by LAMag.com

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David Dobrik returns to YouTube

Gorilla Glue Girl launches her own hair care line

July

“Postdates” launches

Da Baby coins “adida”

Wendy Williams goes after Tabitha Brown

Dicks in space. Bezos leaves the planet but sadly not for good.

AMC reaches it’s all time highest price ($71) and swiftly falls as the hedgies fuck us gently

August

Blizzard strikes as fans call for a boycott

#Bamarush

Tik Tok teens start freezing honey

OnlyFans announces they’re banning adult content, reverses decision

September

Austin Wallace wants a job but Logan Paul is not a suitable employer

Gabby Petito

Elon & Claire call it quits

Nikki’s cousin’s friend’s Trinidadian balls

He’s All That and D’Amelio show premiere

John Mulaney’s divorce and “fast” relationship with Olivia Munn made “parasocial relationships” mainstream

October

Couch Guy

Noodles the pug

Bad Art Friend

#KidneyGate<...

Gypsy Rose separates from her husband, Diddy's Miami and Los Angeles homes get raided, girls are getting punched left-and-right in Manhattan, an Amish girl resigns from TikTok.

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Diddy spotted pacing around a Miami airport during raid

Diddy’s jet was tracked headed to Cape Verde

Diddy has resurfaced, in Miami at topgolf

Gypsy Rose & her husband separate

Her statement

Did Gypsy start an onlyfans?

(No she didn’t)

Who is punching women in NYC?

Influencer Halley Kate

Skiboky Stora harasses woman on the subway

Skiboky Stora, accused of attacking NYC TikToker, goes on unhinged rant in court

Sarah Joy

Sarah posts troubling ‘final video’ on TikTok

Childhood friend Kenzie refutes Sarah Joy’s Amishness

Sarah Joy’s Old Tiktok account

Jess, a TikToker brings some nuance to high control religious group discourse

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Kanye reached a new low on social media this week, the FBI files about Brad Pitt and Angelina's mile high flight were unsealed, The Try Guys got roasted on SNL, Taylor Swift has officially crossed the Gaylors, and Paris Hilton responded to a man who robbed her.

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Kanye

Twitter deleted anti-semitic tweet from Kanye West and temporarily suspended his account

Instagram also restricts his account

Backup account for deleted posts

Jolie / Pitt plane details made public

Details of the FBI investigation and the ongoing lawsuit

TJ Miller

TJ Miller says he won’t be in Deadpool 3, doesn’t understand why Ryan Reynolds hates him

Gaylor community implodes after Taylor posts an IG Reel

MelodyHaze unpacks the “Lavender Haze” drama

Guy confesses to robbing Paris Hilton on TikTok, she finds the video and responds

Paris (silently) responds

AsapSCIENCE responds to her response

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Meta gets rid of internship program because Mark Zuckerberg is a broke bitch

Banks stand to lose at least $500m if they fund Elon Musk’s Twitter takeover

Linemen/Bucket Bunny/Hurricane Ira drama explained

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Scientists say there’s a possibility that convicted felons could serve a life sentence in a handful of hours, but somehow it seems worse than just dying in jail. Molly and Brian really dig in to a “kooky modern love story” that played out over Twitter this week and frankly, they resent it. And as always, this is a podcast that’s horny for two things 1) food, 2) disgusting, unapologetic judgement and this week we doubled down.

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“What about me”?

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“Went Grocery Shopping Yesterday”

“Should Be Easy Work, Dig Deep”

“Supernova”

“NO FRIDGE FRIDAY”

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Prisoners Could Serve 1000 Year Sentence in 8.5 Hours

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