Ep 8: If He Pays, I Profit: The Girl Math Hustle
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05/20/25 • 61 min
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In this hilariously unhinged episode of the Totally Toxic Podcast, Rebecca and Sarah grab their calculators (just kidding, it’s vibes-only math) and break down the chaotic brilliance that is girl math. Why does returning something feel like free money? Why does cash not count if it never touched your bank account? And how exactly does one justify $200 skincare during a breakup? (Spoiler: it’s self-care, duh.)
They unpack the emotional acrobatics behind spending, saving, and treating yourself like a queen after ghosting your own budget. From the sacred art of store credits to the emotional support provided by loyalty points, nothing is off limits. Fashion investments? More like retail therapy with receipts.
Of course, they sprinkle in their own hot takes, tragic purchases, and totally toxic rationalizations, all while dragging themselves (and you) through the wild world of financial delusion. Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe think twice before calling that $50 face mask an “essential.”
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🎧 Let’s get real, get loud, and get Totally Toxic — because healing starts with owning the mess.
In this hilariously unhinged episode of the Totally Toxic Podcast, Rebecca and Sarah grab their calculators (just kidding, it’s vibes-only math) and break down the chaotic brilliance that is girl math. Why does returning something feel like free money? Why does cash not count if it never touched your bank account? And how exactly does one justify $200 skincare during a breakup? (Spoiler: it’s self-care, duh.)
They unpack the emotional acrobatics behind spending, saving, and treating yourself like a queen after ghosting your own budget. From the sacred art of store credits to the emotional support provided by loyalty points, nothing is off limits. Fashion investments? More like retail therapy with receipts.
Of course, they sprinkle in their own hot takes, tragic purchases, and totally toxic rationalizations, all while dragging themselves (and you) through the wild world of financial delusion. Tune in, laugh with us, and maybe think twice before calling that $50 face mask an “essential.”
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🎧 Let’s get real, get loud, and get Totally Toxic — because healing starts with owning the mess.
In this wildly entertaining episode, Sarah and Rebecca take us on a rollercoaster of chaos, confession, and questionable choices. From tragic DIY hair moments (spoiler: purple shampoo is NOT a personality) to the eternal struggle of why autocorrect always picks violence—nothing is off limits.
The duo dives into sibling rivalry that makes Game of Thrones look like a tea party. From being the “forgotten middle child” to the “golden child who never washed a dish,” they unpack the petty, painful, and hilariously toxic dynamics that shaped their childhoods—and their therapy bills.
They also tackle beauty standards with the grace of a glittery wrecking ball, getting real about how cancer, confidence, and contouring have shaped their identities. There are tears. There is laughter. There is probably wine.
Oh, and texting? Don’t even get them started. Ghosting, misreads, and sending a “haha” instead of actual emotional support—modern communication is a minefield, and these two are dancing in it with heels on.
Also featured:
– A fierce debate over who’s the better cook (spoiler: it’s not Sarah).
– Doppelgänger drama—are you famous or just “Walmart Beyoncé”?
– The craving for connection and why strangers oversharing in line at Target is now the new normal.
It’s heartfelt. It’s hilarious. It’s basically trauma bonding in podcast form—and you’re invited.
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