
Tales of Tardiness and Timely Escapades
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01/07/25 • 28 min
Ever found yourself waiting endlessly for a date who just won't show? We kick off with a humorous debate on how long to wait for someone who's running fashionably—or unforgivably—late. With a wink and a nudge, we draw parallels between dating punctuality and the unpredictable schedules of delivery services. Our chat takes a playful turn as we contemplate the possibility of meeting someone new while waiting, peppered with laughter and some sage advice on relationship boundaries along the way.
Speaking of boundaries, ever rocked a couple's costume that was a bit too shocking for the room? We share a hilarious story about being the odd plugs and sockets out at a party, leading to a spirited discussion on the nuances of party etiquette and the art of being fashionably late. Join us as we navigate the awkwardness and hilarity of social gatherings, where double dating and balancing commitments become a fun game of who wore it best—and who showed up last.
But the laughs don't stop there. Remember the days when eating in front of a date felt like a high-stakes performance? We dive into the quirky fears of dating life, from surviving on crackers to the nostalgia of long diner nights with endless coffee refills. With tales of friends hustling autographs and living out of cars, we wrap up with a heartwarming yet comical reflection on the past, and a nod to those unforgettable online date waits. Join us for an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and stories that promise to leave you smiling till the very end.
Ever found yourself waiting endlessly for a date who just won't show? We kick off with a humorous debate on how long to wait for someone who's running fashionably—or unforgivably—late. With a wink and a nudge, we draw parallels between dating punctuality and the unpredictable schedules of delivery services. Our chat takes a playful turn as we contemplate the possibility of meeting someone new while waiting, peppered with laughter and some sage advice on relationship boundaries along the way.
Speaking of boundaries, ever rocked a couple's costume that was a bit too shocking for the room? We share a hilarious story about being the odd plugs and sockets out at a party, leading to a spirited discussion on the nuances of party etiquette and the art of being fashionably late. Join us as we navigate the awkwardness and hilarity of social gatherings, where double dating and balancing commitments become a fun game of who wore it best—and who showed up last.
But the laughs don't stop there. Remember the days when eating in front of a date felt like a high-stakes performance? We dive into the quirky fears of dating life, from surviving on crackers to the nostalgia of long diner nights with endless coffee refills. With tales of friends hustling autographs and living out of cars, we wrap up with a heartwarming yet comical reflection on the past, and a nod to those unforgettable online date waits. Join us for an episode filled with laughter, nostalgia, and stories that promise to leave you smiling till the very end.
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Top Shelf Stories - Tales of Tardiness and Timely Escapades
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Top Shelf Stories with Jay , chris and Tony .
Speaker 1All right , so we are here
Speaker 1in the podcast studio
Speaker 1recording another episode of top shelf stories . We're go , we get here
Speaker 1and , uh , we just start talking
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