Sweet God, Not My Cloaca!

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02/15/21 • 37 min

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The Oxford Dictionary defines the cloaca as “ A common cavity at the end of the digestive tract for the release of both excretory and genital products in vertebrates (except most mammals) and certain invertebrates. Specifically, the cloaca is present in birds, reptiles, amphibians, most fish, and monotremes.”
Now that we have the important stuff out of the way: The gals are back in the 21st century! What did they change? What does this new timeline look like? Rita is concerned as to whether or not the Baja Blast still exists. A new and exciting convention is coming to DFW! Dawn makes a big ole’ mess, and definitely loses the security deposit on her apartment.
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Narrator, Lukas - Sean Turner @seanwkturnerDawn - Emma Fuentes @og_emmakid
Doug - Kyle Coughlin @kale_simplykale
Sunny - Violet Lantz @ultraviolet222
Rita, Sabine - Brianne Leeson @brianne_leeson
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Cover art by Bryn Keenum @brynandbristles
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The girls are still back in 1968. Do they “edit” the timeline? That’s our nice way of asking if they say “Let’s screw with it and make another, much hotter timeline! Who gives a flying fart? Like this timeline is very good anyways? Heck that shart!” (We’re still not sure if we can cuss in these descriptions.)
What will their new future look like? Is there going to be weird sex stuff at this vampire ceremony? Is Sunny going to be turned? I’m sorry we don’t have answers. This is just the episode description. Listen to the dang show!
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Brianne Leeson
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Brianne Leeson, Violet Lantz
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James Leeson
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Diane, It’s 11:30 PM in Rita’s Dreamscape. The gals are entering the town of Twink Peaks. They see an old misogynist get an ass whoopin’, some dude’s butthole, and we take a brief detour to Australia. Rita begins a new business venture. Will she become a #girlboss? Dawn follows up on a dead witch lead, crossing paths with the Warlofia. Hold on, Warlofia? Like the Warlock Mafia? They do NOT call it that.
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Today’s Lucky Winner - Sweet God, Not My Cloaca!

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