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Thorn In The U.S.A.

A Group of Concerned Citizens!

No MAGA-endorsed public figure is safe from this political satire. Fictional host, “Margaret Penelope Taylor,” is Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s biggest fan. She fancies herself Marjorie's distant cousin, though the DNA tests have been inconclusive. Tune-in every Friday to get the latest news and insights from the self-proclaimed, “Marjorie Taylor Greene Whisperer.” You think MTG has been ineffective in congress? Wait until she gets into the oval office. THORN IN THE USA Podcast is written, produced, designed and performed by a group of concerned citizens who hold these truths to be self-evident: 1) Women’s rights are human rights! 2) Fox News is an existential threat to our democracy...And 3) Marjorie Taylor Greene is a national embarrassment! Sound Design and production by the INFINITELY talented, @DJBrianVasquez PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
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Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL!

On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to Trumpie.

YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN *LIBTARD* NAME!

1) First Name: Your Favorite Spice

2) Middle Name: Your Actual Middle Name

3) Last Name: Listen to the episode, to find out! 😊
Share your new libtard name with Midge... AKA “Cinnamon Penelop Fuzz,” on her new burner email, thornintheusapodcast@gmail.com

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: White Lives Matters Kanye West and Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, White Christian Nationalists, Lady Lindsey Graham (a contemptable twat), j-6 Patriots, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, the ORIGINAL Moses, Charlton Heston, Newt Gingrich, The Pillow Guy, Judge Cannon

Special thanks to our LIBTARD Sponsors Beth Lapides and the Uncabaret!

If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area on Friday, October 28th DO NOT miss a belly laugh at Hollywood’s longest running comedy show, The UnCabaret. Featuring some of the biggest names and most original and revolutionary comedy minds that the Libtards can pull outta rehab. The UnCabaret live and in person, hosted by the inimitable Beth Lapides 7:pm, Friday October 28th at the legendary El Cid on Sunset Boulevard. Tell ‘em, Penelope sent ya.

If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – three weeks til Go Time. Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.

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On this most critical episode, Midge gets on her podcast soapbox, and exposes the definitive reason that all Libtards are all motherf@ckers and they hate God!

Midge is not unlike other highly successful podcasters like, Brene Brown and Glennon Doyle and now Drew Barrymore, if they actually LOVED God, and weren’t a buncha goddamn heathens. The arc of the moral universe is long , Drew Barrymore, but it bends towards, a whole lotta things!

And, we answer this most pressing question, if the Apostle James, son of Zebedee, actually wrote the constitution, are we NOT a Christian nation after all? And, can we all agree that Ronna McDaniel (nee Romney), the Boss-Girl of the Republican National Committee is representing the Christian Nationalists movement so good, even if she is a Goddamn Mormon.

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mitch McConnell, State Senator Doug Mastriano, Tim Michels, rocket scientist, absentee Poppa (3 times over), Hershel Walker, Michelle “crazy eyes” Bachmann, Pat Robertson, J-6 X-con, Dr. Simone Gold, David Duke, Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump

If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – four weeks til “Go Time.” Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.

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During this, the longest summer in the history of the world, we await the denouement of this great American experiment in Democracy. Also, on this episode, we answer the VERY impordant question, who the eff shot JR, anyway? JR Ewing, by-the-by, suffered from “Narcissistic Personality Disorder,” an incurable disease articulated in the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

Our host has it on good authority that the DSM IV was secretly authored by Kelly Ann Conway’s soon to be former x- husband, George Conway. George also diagnosed Trumpie with the same disease, years ago! Can you believe it?

Also covered in this episode, Trumpie’s abnormal chode and “yeti pubes,” per the author of that incredible piece of American literature, “Full Disclosure,” Stormy Daniels. And, FUPA’s and gunts. (we blame @JoJoFromJerz for the FUPA reference!)

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Jim Jordan, Madison Cawthorn, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s (in general), GOP, Kevin McCarthy,

THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of bleeding-heart liberal scoundrels who can see that the former king is totally naked, but cannot understand why people like Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, and house minority leader Kevin McCarthy continue to INSIST he’s is fully clothed and decent. If you enjoyed this episode, please send your support behind Marcus Flowersfor Congress in the great state of Georgia!

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura

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“Vice” President “Diaper Joe” thinks there’s a LOT at stake in the November Midterms. No SHIT Sleepy Joe! ABORTION ACCESS IS ON THE BALLOT, FFS! No exceptions for rape, incest, the life of the mother, and/or the acknowledgement that women are full-fledged human beings who ought to have domain over their own bodies!

Also, what’s with all the mean talk about the MAGA’s and Christian Nationalists, anyhew? According to Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s are the party of peace and Christian Nationalist values! In other words, the GOP is the party of Trump, and Trump is the party of the GOP! No dif, whatsoever!

FWIW to the MAGA’s: You piss of a gaggle of pussies, and all hell breaks loose!!! VOTE IN NOVEMBER! (Wait until you hear our exclusive footage of MILLIONS of POWERFUL women surfing that might BLUE WAVE!!!)

On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: the Federalist Society, Amy Coney Barrett, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Brett Kavanaugh, Adolph Hitler, Nazi’s, the Klan, Lauren Boebert and THE ALWAYS SUPER-ICKY Tucker Carlson!

Special SHOUT-OUT to Midge’s #1 fan on the @ApplePodcasts ~ Abdullah Greenwood and Donald Jesus Trump.

THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of concerned citizens, who love this country. Abortion access is on the ballot this coming November. Please support The Abortion Access Front, and their good works to protect women’s sovereignty.

Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez

PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/

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