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Straight Line from Palin to Greene
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07/22/22 • 13 min
Sarah Palin, America’s Favorite Lipstick wearing Bulldog and Alaskan Maverick is bacKKK, and she hasn’t changed one Bit! Mama Grizzly says we’re in the spiritual battle of our lives AND, just like MTG, she’s dumber than a brick! Remember, A Vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a commitment to ignorance and foolhardiness!!! Tucker Carlson is Midge’s Biatch!!!
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Sarah Palin, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Jacob Chansley, Tomi Lahren, Lauren BOBO Boebert, Lady Lindsey Graham and Steve Bannon.
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez
PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
We LOVE you DJ_Brian_V!
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11/04/22 • 7 min
Shit Happens.
Also, if this isn't reason for #ObamaCare, we don’t know WTF is!
And, FWIW, Tucker Carlson is a twat!
xoxo
January 6th, 2021 NEVER Happened
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08/04/22 • 13 min
DROPPING a day EARLY for the brilliant and exceptionally sexy & attractive listeners of The Stephanie Miller Show!
On this groundbreaking episode, our host, Midge Penelope, will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally, totally-and-completely that January 6th never even happened in 2021, and was thusly struck from the Gregorian calendar.
And, she shares Marjorie Taylor Greene’s solutions oriented plan to reunite and ignite white Christian citizens across the country.
Remember, a vote for Marjorie Taylor Greene is a vote that says... “EFFF You Zelenski, I’m a Putin Pawn!”
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Tucker Carlson, Lauren Boebert, Rupert Murdoch, Rudy Giuliana, Tommy Tuberville, Harriet Hageman, Kevin McCarthy, Steve Bannon, Sean Hannity, Donald J. Trump.
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez
PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
The LIZARD of OZ
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07/29/22 • 11 min
Our favorite podcast host, Margaret Penelope, is not in Georgia anymore, nor Kansas, for that matter. Join her as she takes a harrowing tornado ride, landing smack dab in the land of Dr. Oz... and we’re not even talking New Jersey! Just imagine! Mitch McConnell was there, but he had no heart, and Matt Gaetz was there, but he had no brain.... And there were 147 ghastly, little, cowardly congress people running around with hideous red hats and the mark of the beast on their foreheads... all competing with one another for who could bend over the furthest to prove their devotion to president trump...aggressively humiliating themselves in pursuit of HIS blessing and endorsement... RINOS AND TRANNIES, AND GAYS... OH MY!!!
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mehmet OZ, Mitch Mcconnell, Matt Gaetz, Donald Trump, Jim Jordan, Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul, Steve Bannon, Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and the Pillow Guy, Ted Cruz and Lauren Boebert, the dumbest munchkin in all the land.
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind John Fetterman and the campaign to defeat Dr. Mehmet Oz in November. Also, consider supporting the wonderful storytellers at Drag Queen Story Hour.
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez
PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
JOHN LEGEND, BARBRA STREISAND & LEE GREENWOOD
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10/14/22 • 16 min
Stand back and stand-bye, Blessed Fathers and Mothers of the Pious Proud Oath-Keeper Boys!!! Shite is starting to get REAL!
On this episode Midge dons her patent-pending CONE OF THE FAITHFUL® to share highly sensitive, exclusive insights into the Pro-Democracy Democrats’ election manipulation strategies for November. Then she will share what is necessary to take control of halls in congress, with or without zip-ties and pipe bombs this time. AND, Lady Lindsey compares Hitler to Trumpie.
YOU TOO CAN HAVE YOUR OWN *LIBTARD* NAME!
1) First Name: Your Favorite Spice
2) Middle Name: Your Actual Middle Name
3) Last Name: Listen to the episode, to find out! 😊
Share your new libtard name with Midge... AKA “Cinnamon Penelop Fuzz,” on her new burner email, [email protected]
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: White Lives Matters Kanye West and Candace Owens, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, White Christian Nationalists, Lady Lindsey Graham (a contemptable twat), j-6 Patriots, Tucker Carlson, Sean Hannity, Scott Baio, Kevin Sorbo, Dean Cain, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock, Lee Greenwood, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan, the ORIGINAL Moses, Charlton Heston, Newt Gingrich, The Pillow Guy, Judge Cannon
Special thanks to our LIBTARD Sponsors Beth Lapides and the Uncabaret!
If you’re in the greater Los Angeles area on Friday, October 28th DO NOT miss a belly laugh at Hollywood’s longest running comedy show, The UnCabaret. Featuring some of the biggest names and most original and revolutionary comedy minds that the Libtards can pull outta rehab. The UnCabaret live and in person, hosted by the inimitable Beth Lapides 7:pm, Friday October 28th at the legendary El Cid on Sunset Boulevard. Tell ‘em, Penelope sent ya.
If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – three weeks til Go Time. Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.
MAGA’s & MANIFESTING DREW BARRYMORE
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10/07/22 • 17 min
On this most critical episode, Midge gets on her podcast soapbox, and exposes the definitive reason that all Libtards are all motherf@ckers and they hate God!
Midge is not unlike other highly successful podcasters like, Brene Brown and Glennon Doyle and now Drew Barrymore, if they actually LOVED God, and weren’t a buncha goddamn heathens. The arc of the moral universe is long , Drew Barrymore, but it bends towards, a whole lotta things!
And, we answer this most pressing question, if the Apostle James, son of Zebedee, actually wrote the constitution, are we NOT a Christian nation after all? And, can we all agree that Ronna McDaniel (nee Romney), the Boss-Girl of the Republican National Committee is representing the Christian Nationalists movement so good, even if she is a Goddamn Mormon.
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Mitch McConnell, State Senator Doug Mastriano, Tim Michels, rocket scientist, absentee Poppa (3 times over), Hershel Walker, Michelle “crazy eyes” Bachmann, Pat Robertson, J-6 X-con, Dr. Simone Gold, David Duke, Tucker Carlson, Mike Pence, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald Trump
If you enjoyed this episode, and even if you didn’t – four weeks til “Go Time.” Get out the VOTE. Tell a friend.
Indians, Culture Wars & “Manifest Destiny”
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08/12/22 • 10 min
From the first day the Pinata and the Santa Maria sailed over the ‘pond,’ a whole mighty lot of God-fearing Christian’s discovered this great land. They broke bread with their Indian brothers and sisters, and graciously saved their ill-fated souls by forcing them to be born again by accepting Jesus into their hearts... in exchange for their land, women, and terrific corn recipes. And, yet, they still have the gall to complain about the White Man. Apparently, they never heard of Manifest Destiny!
Poor, victimized white men, these days! Let’s keep them in our prayers and on our hearts!!!
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Donald J Trump, Lauren Bobo Boebert, Tucker Carlson
If you enjoyed the show, please consider investing your support behind Marcus Flowers and the campaign to defeat MTG in November! And/or consider donating to the good works of the ACLU who, for over a century, has been fighting virtually every civil liberties battle in the United States.
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez
PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura, https://www.instagram.com/jennidahbura/
James Woods + Jon Voight = Old MAGA Farts
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10/21/22 • 16 min
PenelOp starts this episode with a big fat apology tour for Jimmy Woods and Jonny Voight. She neglected to mention them during her prior devotional, highlighting the stellar lineup of celebrities that the MAGA’s have representing them, including Ye, Scott Baio and Kid Rock. Out of pure devotion to this great theocracy, those two old MAGA Farts tweet like mad, feverishly attempting to remain relevant atop the dusty ash-heap of primordial, white, conservative men. Meanwhile, the DEMwits got everybody from ADele to Queen-B to Jay-Z.
Meanwhile, Ofr. Mike Fanone calls Rep. Keving McCarthy “fucking weasel bitch,” and we concur.
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Marjorie Taylor Greene, Kirk Cameron, Kid Rock and YAY or YEE ... or whatever the fuck Kanye is calling themself these days, Charlton Heston, Adolf Hitler, and OF COURSE, Tucker Carlson.
Thank you for listening to Thorn In The USA... if you enjoyed and even if you didn’t, please do what you can do to help bring Brittney Griner home!! Brittney has been wrongfully detained in Russia for almost 250 days! Help raise awareness and amplify the call to urge US officials to do the right thing.
Disappearing MAGA’s & Trumpie’s Toadstool
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09/30/22 • 16 min
During this, the longest summer in the history of the world, we await the denouement of this great American experiment in Democracy. Also, on this episode, we answer the VERY impordant question, who the eff shot JR, anyway? JR Ewing, by-the-by, suffered from “Narcissistic Personality Disorder,” an incurable disease articulated in the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.
Our host has it on good authority that the DSM IV was secretly authored by Kelly Ann Conway’s soon to be former x- husband, George Conway. George also diagnosed Trumpie with the same disease, years ago! Can you believe it?
Also covered in this episode, Trumpie’s abnormal chode and “yeti pubes,” per the author of that incredible piece of American literature, “Full Disclosure,” Stormy Daniels. And, FUPA’s and gunts. (we blame @JoJoFromJerz for the FUPA reference!)
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Jim Jordan, Madison Cawthorn, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Donald J. Trump, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA’s (in general), GOP, Kevin McCarthy,
THORN IN THE USA is brought to you by a group of bleeding-heart liberal scoundrels who can see that the former king is totally naked, but cannot understand why people like Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, and house minority leader Kevin McCarthy continue to INSIST he’s is fully clothed and decent. If you enjoyed this episode, please send your support behind Marcus Flowersfor Congress in the great state of Georgia!
Engineering and Sound Design by the infinitely talented @DJBrianVasquez
PodArt by the ENDLESSLY talented Jennifer Dahbura
SCARY KARI LAKE & ANTISEMITISM
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11/08/22 • 32 min
You reap what you sow, and MAGA’s have pushed PenelOpe far-too-far with their violent rhetoric. Especially Kari Lake! She’s a bridge too the f@ck far for your normal warm-blooded mammal. If Scary Kari wins, just think: 8 more years of that corrosive, vitriolic, petty, vindictive Trumpie-with-Tits-and-a-brain!!
Grammy, her one-eyed puggle, Pete Buttegieg and Abdullah Greenwood corner PenelOpe in the girl’s bathroom, and conduct what they referred to as a “Deprogramming” intervention. You’ll recall Ginni Thomas, wife of Supreme Court Justice, Clarence Thomas, got deprogrammed same. Self-Help BONUS: PenelOpe will deliver a point-by-point list on “How the F@ck to leave the Maga Cult.”
Trumpie engages in more vile, antisemitic rants as does his bestie, Ye. Guess Kanye’s dangerous rhetoric was a bridge too far for Adidas’ kicks as well. They wrote in a statement that they will "not tolerate antisemitism and any other sort of hate speech". And, thusly, this past week past week, they officially cut ties with rapper / Provocateur / unapologetic anti-Semite...
On this episode, Midge celebrates (and we poke) her fellow deplorables: Kanye Ye Yeezy, Adolph Hitler, Diamond and Silk, Herman Cain (RIP), Bill Barr, Mitch McConnell, Kevin McCarthy, Josh Hawley AKA “Fascist Gump”, Marjorie Taylor Greene, MAGA Republicans, Tucker Swanson McNutcase Carlson
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FAQ
How many episodes does Thorn In The U.S.A. have?
Thorn In The U.S.A. currently has 22 episodes available.
What topics does Thorn In The U.S.A. cover?
The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Thorn In The U.S.A.?
The episode title 'JOHN LEGEND, BARBRA STREISAND & LEE GREENWOOD' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Thorn In The U.S.A.?
The average episode length on Thorn In The U.S.A. is 15 minutes.
How often are episodes of Thorn In The U.S.A. released?
Episodes of Thorn In The U.S.A. are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Thorn In The U.S.A.?
The first episode of Thorn In The U.S.A. was released on Jul 5, 2022.
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