Two Tone Deaf Toy Soldiers (#0007-02-27-22)

This Will Hurt You More Than Us

Two Tone Deaf Toy Soldiers (#0007-02-27-22)

Chris Cowan & Brad Munyan

Episode Synopsis:

Episode seven features the appreciation & excitement Brad & Chris share over the podcast's growth & discuss the clitoris, words, donkey kicking chickens, Tech N9ne, UFC Games, 50 Cent fat shamed, pube tinsel, Gen X guy, Angelina Jolie, Tropic Thunder, musicians, how we slept together, & steal stories from our significant others, plus more embarrassing things we will never be able to wipe from the internet.

Podcast Description:

The MP3 files of court mandated therapy sessions' if you edit out the many hours of crying & used the audio recorded from 2 best friends who only have 1 friend but ones a dad, comedian, small business owner & disabled, the other a comic book collecting, musician, & hard working husband & dad Both, equally idiotic & immature as they are articulate, & intelligent. They might make you think differently about something through a dick joke, don't question the insanity. Just ride it like a 80s water slide in one of those dangerous public health hazard parks. Take caution, get a mouth guard, mind the mess, focus on ADHD scattered thoughts, & enjoy the reason we will be judged by potential employers in the future.

Episode Chapters

• 00:00:00 Intro
• 00:00:11 Clitoris
• 00:00:57 Stealing Jokes From Women
• 00:02:24 Alicia Keys Nose Mouths
• 00:03:03 Donkey Kicked A Chicken
• 00:04:18 Wolphgang Phuck
• 00:05:43 UFC / Tech N9ne
• 00:06:57 Heartburn 70yr Ass
• 00:07:48 Pube Tinsel
• 00:08:55 Tacos W/ Lesbians
• 00:10:49 Fat Shaming 50cent
• 00:13:21 Mr Beasts Swinging Dick
• 00:16:32 Gen X Guy
• 00:19:26 Angelina Jolie
• 00:20:46 Tropic Thunder Cruise Tooth
• 00:22:42 Cancel Eminem
• 00:26:15 Whiskey Time!!
• 00:29:29 Shane Mcballs
• 00:33:25 Brads Brain Breaks
• 00:35:58 The One Time We Slept Together
• 00:41:16 Wife Stories
• 00:42:02 She Smells Sea Shells
• 00:45:33 Hatchets Weird Body
• 00:47:09 Self Sucking
• 00:48:13 Hank Trill
• 00:49:19 Lucky Button
• 00:51:14 The Outro

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