"I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING"

07/24/22 • 58 min

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A caller struggles with whether or not to tell his wife that he completely destroyed the men’s bathroom at her friend’s wedding. Then a caller struggles with whether or not to remain with her partner after they transition genders, a caller accidentally gets his ex pregnant, and a caller who’s been bald their whole life finally begins to sprout hair.

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YUNG GRAVY GIVES ADVICE AS A GECKO

I am joined on this episode by rapper Yung Gravy to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Yung Gravy is known for his blending of trap and oldies, his serial dating of older women, and being a nice guy.

Callers include a cam girl trying to deal with negative comments, a woman considering using her vaginal juices as perfume, a woman who was recently given 5 years to live by her doctor, a guy receiving threats from a witch that he scorned, and more.

Calls start at: 09:12

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"I HAVE A PEN CAP STUCK IN MY ASS"

A caller and I weigh out his options on what to do about the pen cap that is currently stuck in his ass.

Then we hear from a caller who’s been having intense sex dreams about fictional characters she’s created, a caller with multiple boyfriends who might not know each other exist, and a caller who attempts to recreate his childhood bedroom as a way of basking in nostalgia to avoid the future.

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Therapy Gecko - "I ALMOST RUINED A WEDDING"

Transcript

Speaker 100:00:00.160

Hello, it's going mam. Right, what's new with you? Actually, everything with you is to me because I don't know who you are, So anything you could possibly say would suffice as an answer to that question.

Speaker 200:00:19.079

Sure, I get some the immediate just sitting here watching the screen too, with chat and you smoking cigar, drinking bourbon.

Speaker 100:00:32.799

Any particula