Episode 9: Shut your Memphis Depay hole

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09/30/15 • 75 min

The Young Gaffers | An irreverent look at The Beautiful Game

Wherein Our Heroes elaborate on Lewandowski's quint trick, Sir Alex Ferguson's world beaters, Emmanuel Adebayor's clubless woes, Brendan Rodgers' lifeline (aka Daniel Sturridge), José Mourinho's straight dope, James Milner's Yorkshire puddings, Rudy Gestede's head, Romelu Lukaku's brace, Catalan tax evasion, Ligue 1 effigies, Memphis Depay's golden grill, Morgan Schneiderlin's ESL tips, and search engine optimization. Also, Cyle Larin is invited out for a rip and Adam and Jason do their best Harry 'Michael' Kane impressions.

Music by: Bear Mountain - http://music.mybearmountain.com

Music by: Bear Mountain - http://music.mybearmountain.com

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Episode 8: Out for a Rip

Wherein Our Heroes get in touch with their Canuck roots, provide a polite roundup of Canadian MLS action, and cover the Premier League like a good toque when yer out playin' shinny. Also, Costa flattens Koscielny like a beaver tail, Winston Reid stands firm like a lodgepole pine, and Anthony Martial rocks Southampton like The Young Gaffers rock a flannel shirt.

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Episode 10: Joey and Puddin’ make a porno

Wherein Our Heroes lube themselves in irreverence and slide into goings on with Brendan Rodgers, José Mourinho, and Manchester United’s tactical woes. Arsenal won’t let their partner finish, Aguero bags five in one day, and the MLS nears its trembling climax. Also, John Terry nets a Tesco gift card for malodorous parking practices.

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