Morgan Freeman and the Great Old Ones | Season 2, Episode 1

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01/17/22 • 19 min

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!

In this episode: Casting Morgan Freeman comes with a catch! An ambitious entrepreneur pitches his bonkers-ass invention to a panel of celebrity investors! Prime Minister Jorris Barnson has an important announcement for the people of the UK! Finally, a solution for those days when your parts just aren’t jammy enough! And a man wakes up to find himself in The Void, face to face with a cabal of eldritch abominations!

Credits:

All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco

“Fire It Off”
Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Director - Sam Finn Cutler
Producer - Samantha Stark

“The Gorilla Cage”
Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Andrei - Joe Diaco
Lucy - Andrea Richardson
Wendy - Erin Suminsby
Mark - Zach Smejkal
Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Dawn - Samantha Stark

“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World”
Announcer: Obie Dean
Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco

“The Pussy Funnel”
Dawn - Samantha Stark
Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson
Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu
Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby

“The Great Old Ones”
Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco
Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette
Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby

“Fucking Guy-ris”
(Parody of “Iris” by the Goo Goo Dolls, written by John Rzeznik)
Parody lyrics by Joe Diaco
Jay Zadeh - lead vocals
Lucas Tabshey - acoustic guitars, bass
Joe Diaco - electric guitars

Licensed music:

Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Thanks to our monthly supporters

Moss

★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

All that waiting and patience has finally paid off: Season Two is upon us!

Credits:

All sketches written by Joe Diaco Editing, production, mixing and mastering by Joe Diaco

“Fire It Off”
Morgan Freeman - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Director - Sam Finn Cutler
Producer - Samantha Stark

“The Gorilla Cage”
Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Andrei - Joe Diaco
Lucy - Andrea Richardson
Wendy - Erin Suminsby
Mark - Zach Smejkal
Mr Superfantastic - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Dawn - Samantha Stark

“Announcement from 10 Downing Street: Peppa Pig World”
Announcer: Obie Dean
Jorris Barnson: Joe Diaco

“The Pussy Funnel”
Dawn - Samantha Stark
Customer 1 - Andrea Richardson
Customer 2 - Nadia Guillote-Qiu
Customer 3 - Erin Suminsby

“The Great Old Ones”
Blake Jansen - Joe Diaco
Zargotep - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Lamnotep - Kaitie Bessette
Gorganzotep - Erin Suminsby

Licensed music:

Decisions Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Rising Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

There It Is Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Thanks to our monthly supporters

Moss

★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Previous Episode

Commercial Break | Season 1, Episode 5

It’s the finale for Season One of The ‘What the Hey’ Show for Millennials! And boy, did we pull out all the stops! A great variety show awaits, but first, we just have to get through a few ads...

Enjoy the comedy jokes and consider supporting the show on Patreon!

Credits:

All sketches written, edited and produced by Joe Diaco.
Some music written and performed by Joe Diaco.

“Sackahootsie” (01:22)
Stressed Customer - Zach Smejkal
Clerk - Joe Diaco
Announcer - Jared Hall
Woman 1 - Andriana Chobot
Woman 2 - Kaitie Bessette
Woman 3 - Erin Suminsby

"Sackahootsie Theme"
Performed by Joe Diaco
Lyrics by Joe Diaco, music by Georg Friederich Händel

“Grandiose Pictures Presents...” (5:23)
Announcer - Jay Zadeh
Melfolio - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Buxton - Joe Diaco
Featuring “Hunter’s Moon” by Kizunaut and “The Living Will Envy the Dead” by We Are Magonia

“This One Weird Trick” (8:02)
Robot voice by FreeTTS.com

“Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys” (12:16)
Clayton Toynbee - Joe Diaco

“6G” (13:47)
Chuck Bucklestuckle - Zach Smejkal
Customer - Erin Suminsby

“Pillows” (4:01, 8:44, 15:52)
Jay Gordon - Joe Diaco
Jack Riddell - Dashawn Byron (DB)
Attack Ad Voice - Erin Suminsby

Licensed music:

"Who Likes to Party" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Satiate" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Other music by Fesliyan Studios

Chapters

(01:22) - Sackahootsie
(04:01) - Pillows: Part I
(05:23) - Grandiose Pictures Presents...
(08:02) - This One Weird Trick
(08:44) - Pillows: Part II
(12:16) - Citizens United Against Criminal Bad Boys
(13:47) - 6G
(15:52) - Pillows: Part III
(17:15) - The First Act

Thanks!

A big thank you to everyone who lent their voice talents to not only this episode, but all the episodes of Season One! And much love to everyone who helped by contributing music and time. Finally, thank you to our Patreon patrons and listeners everywhere! See you soon in Season Two!

Thanks to our monthly supporters