The Weekly Quarterly Report

Radio Billy Joel, Rebecca Moaner, How's Waldo?
This week we welcome a new member to the WQR family! Listen as she reports on the largest car accident this year. And then, the long anticipated interview with Waldo the Great. Has he adapted to a life post-foundom? Find out.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

The Recreational Outrage League, Sears Photo Studio Priest, Infidelity Weekend.
The results are in! We reveal the winners of this season's Recreational Outrage League Awards Ceremony. Stay tuned until the end for a sneak peak into the new reality competition show: Infidelity Weekend Showdown. 8 horny twenty-somethings, 8 hall passes, and 8 hearts to be potentially shattered.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

Jazz Noir Radio, ChatBLY, Defund the Grammar Police.
Welcome to the first episode of the Weekly Quarterly Report! Join us this week as we discuss a new AI software designed to cyberbully high schoolers, an investigation into the recently formed Grammar Police, and a special installment of Jazz Noir Radio with Johnny Goodtimes.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

The Weekly Quarterly Report launches on April 1st, 2024!

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.

Phil finally got his shit together. "Let's Just Skip the Foreplay and Get Right Into It" includes a special announcement from the band ColdPlay, an excerpt from the new book The Missing Man at Pump 5, and an interview with author Henry Henderson. What happens when a reporter encounters a magic gas pump screen that grants his every wish? Follow along as Jack O'Rutherford gets everything he's ever wanted, but at a price.

This episode was written and performed by: Chris Canty, Seif Drywater, Josh Gorton, Alyssa Neece, and Tom Vinson.
Additional vocal performances by: Grant Batdorff, Xzavier Dean, Haley Gillman, Hasan Jafry, Rhian Jonckowski, and Sonny Walls.
WQR Theme arranged by: Josh Gorton
Executive Producer: Seif Drywater
Associate Producer: Alyssa Neece
This is a satirical audio show, comprised of individual stories, some inspired by real events, but the stories are entirely works of fiction. This show is a source of entertainment only. Any truth or actual facts contained in news stories or posts are purely coincidental and are not intended to be factual.