The Watchers of Earth-199999 - Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America: The First Avenger

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04/30/21 • 75 min

The Watchers of Earth-199999

BEHOLD: Chris No. 2 is weak little baby man who gets pumped up with Super Bits and reverse-Benjamin-Buttoned. He uses his newfound Patriotism Powers to have every adventure ever, defeat Super Hitler: the Hitler so bad he has a blood red skull for a face, and then take an ice nap into future times.

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BEHOLD: Chris No. 1, the God of Gunder, gets grounded by his dad and is sent to Midgard without supper. Meanwhile, his absolutely not evil brother steals a magic mini-fridge and plans a patricide, but then does an ol’ switcheroo. Over the course of maybe 36 hours, Chris No. 1 falls in love with the second woman he’s ever seen that’s not his mom and then gets Odin-sleeped by a magic not-robot to earn the approval of a weapon he could have replaced for $12 at a Home Depot.
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Marvel's The Avengers

BEHOLD: Robo-Jerk! Mr. Angry! Chris No. 1! Chris No. 2! Two other normies that were too boring or not male enough to get their own movies! They’re all here to join Nick Eyepatch’s secret club and yell at each other while saving the world from the evil Giant Blue Space Laser.
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