The Trials & Tribulations of a Pizza Order Taker

Episode 13: On this weeks episode we have a customer who tells me that he hopes I die because of what we did to him. Our second customer claims his pizza smells like gas and is concerned it will blow up. Our last customer decides that it would be appropriate to engage in some sexy time while ordering pizza.

Episode 7: In this episode we have a customer that is angry because a random person spit near his car. We have another customer who insists we know the difference between impact vs. intent and our last customer has an injured bird...yes a person calling a pizza company about an injured bird.

Episode 3:
Sometimes you get a customer so dumb that you want to smash your head into your desk. In this episode, we have a customer that insists their breadsticks should be round. Instead of a pizza, a customer gets something very unexpected and a customer who can't provide his address.

Episode 15: On this weeks episode we have a customer that claims she found a used condom in her pizza, that's right an actual condom. Our second customer is rude for no reason and karma bites me in the butt when I transfer him back to the recording listing the specials. Our last customer calls in claiming they got food poisoning and is a little too detailed in his complaint.

Episode 19: On this weeks episode, our first customer demands I call her Grandma and is very passionate about getting her grandson his two liter coke. The next customer is a pervert and wants to know how big our sausage is and continues to order pizza in a perverted manner. Our next customer claims the driver spit on his change... after he told the driver to get a real job and go back to the country he came from. Our last customer called me a pissy pants because the customer thought it was unreasonable I was asking for his complete address so we could deliver him a pizza.