The Terrible TV Movie Podcast

Due to factors beyond our control, we weren't able to get a new episode ready in time for this week. So, to make sure we are still putting out content, enjoy this recording of Paul reading the worst fantasy novella ever written! Full of typos, awful alliteration, and a frustrating narrative. This one almost broke Paul, as well. It's not a TV movie but it's terrible! So, on brand! Yay! Loophole! Suck it!

Paul returns with guest, Kenneth, to discuss yet another Mary Lambert film that's so scandalous (and stupid) that it has TWO names! In this episode, they talk about how the film moves slower than molasses. The lack of proper dialect coaching. Rich white people problems with their hunky stepchildren. And how a movie becomes so bored with its premise that it turns into a courtroom drama before you can even say, "Is it halfway over yet?"

This week Paul and guest, Persephone, talk about just what the Hell is going on in this Hallmark Channel romantic comedy. This TV movie makes them ask the real questions How did Rachel Leigh Cook write, produce and star in her own movie but still get side lined. How can Denver be this empty? How does a kid who loves hockey not know who Wayne Gretzky is? All this and more on the podcast!

On the first ever episode of The Terrible TV Movie Podcast, Paul and guest, Kenneth, dissect and praise the SyFy Channel's monster movie. The one question that eludes them; Are the monsters actually the leading ladies?

Paul and Emily return to review one of the craziest, tone deaf, racist, and offensive films Disney Channel has ever produced, "Luck of the Irish". Hope you like bad Irish accents, bad comparisons to miseries shared by other cultures, and confusing tangents about pubic hair! Grab your Jameson and "enjoy"! Happy St. Patrick's Day!