
252: Just Put A Towel Over My Head (Pt 2)
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02/21/25 • 37 min
🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos.
"Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."
✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?
- Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.
- The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.
- Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.
- Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.
đź’ˇ Why Join Patreon?
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- Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more tangents, more laughs.
- Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Instant access to the best bonus pods around.
- Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to top-tier sports banter.
- Support the Pod: Keeps the show going (and fuels Mike’s latest retro obsession).
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:
- Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or total disasters.
- Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to derail them.
👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.
🚀 Why Wondery+?
Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gives you:
- Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.
- Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.
🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch here
- Elis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch here
- Steff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch here
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch here
- Elis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it here
PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
- Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch here
- Mike: Ronnie – Watch here
- Steff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch here
- Bonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here
đź“ş TV from Mike and Elis:
- Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here
- Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayer...
🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos.
"Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."
✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?
- Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.
- The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.
- Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.
- Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.
đź’ˇ Why Join Patreon?
Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:
- Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more tangents, more laughs.
- Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Instant access to the best bonus pods around.
- Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to top-tier sports banter.
- Support the Pod: Keeps the show going (and fuels Mike’s latest retro obsession).
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:
- Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or total disasters.
- Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to derail them.
👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.
🚀 Why Wondery+?
Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gives you:
- Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.
- Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.
🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch here
- Elis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch here
- Steff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch here
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch here
- Elis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it here
PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
- Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch here
- Mike: Ronnie – Watch here
- Steff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch here
- Bonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here
đź“ş TV from Mike and Elis:
- Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here
- Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayer...
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252: Just Put A Towel Over My Head (Pt 1)
🎙️ Welcome to The Socially Distant Sports Bar – Episode 252
Elis James (Elis & John, Oh What A Time), Mike Bubbins (Mammoth), and Steff Garrero return with another round of sporting nonsense, barely-researched takes, and clips that will leave you questioning everything. This week, we’re covering everything from rugby legends to DIY football stands and the life story of a boxing icon. Grab a drink, get comfy, and enjoy the chaos.
"Like eavesdropping on a pub conversation where sport is just the excuse for the chat."
✨ What’s on This Week’s Episode?
- Jiffy on Shane Williams – Mike kicks us off with a classic bit of rugby chat.
- The legend of Nipsy in Barnsley – Elis unearths some grassroots gold.
- Peloton's finest fake names – Steff discovers the greatest (and rudest) made-up usernames to ever pop up on a leaderboard.
- Plus: DIY stadium building, Tom Brady’s lifestyle obsession, and Claressa Shields making history.
đź’ˇ Why Join Patreon?
Patreon is the best way to support the pod and get extra content every single week:
- Bonus Episodes: 30 minutes of exclusive nonsense every week – more clips, more tangents, more laughs.
- Hoffi Pod & Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Instant access to the best bonus pods around.
- Gift Memberships: Treat a mate to top-tier sports banter.
- Support the Pod: Keeps the show going (and fuels Mike’s latest retro obsession).
🎥 Bonus Podcasts for Patreon Members:
- Michael Owen’s Movie Club: Reviewing sports films, whether they’re masterpieces or total disasters.
- Hoffi Pod: Elis and Steff dive into their favourite non-sports clips while Mike tries to derail them.
👉 Join the £8 or £10 Patreon tiers today and get the full experience.
🚀 Why Wondery+?
Not a Patreon person? Wondery+ gives you:
- Early access: Listen every Tuesday before anyone else.
- Ad-free episodes: Just the good stuff, no interruptions.
🎉 THIS WEEK’S SHOW – Don’t Miss It!
PART 1 (OUT WEDNESDAY):
- Mike: Jiffy on Shane Williams – Watch here
- Elis: Nipsy, the Barnsley game – Watch here
- Steff: The best (and rudest) fake names on Peloton – Watch here
PART 2 (OUT FRIDAY):
- Steff’s Documentary Pick: The Arctics – Watch here
- Elis’ Book Recommendation: The TB12 Method by Tom Brady – Get it here
PART 3 (PATREON EXCLUSIVE):
- Elis: A man in Barnoldswick builds his own football stand – Watch here
- Mike: Ronnie – Watch here
- Steff: Claressa Shields becomes a three-weight undisputed champion – Watch here
- Bonus: The film about Claressa Shields’ life – Watch here
đź“ş TV from Mike and Elis:
- Mike’s latest on Scrum V Top 5 – Watch here
- Mike’s Throwback Special: Watch on BBC iPlayer...
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