The SCP Foundation Database

This episode was requested by Patreon patrons Aeon, Jackson Razor, Melvin shermen, and Miettispaghetti. To join them in their support of the show, and to gain access to a number of patron-exclusive benefits, visit www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase. ---- CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY Mortos: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-3008 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voices of the Database and the man in the recording were provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits "Hammering Nails.wav" by Benboncan of Freesound.org ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-3008 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

"The Thing Under the Fridge" by Bethany the Martian [Copyright ©2019 by Bethany the Martian. Used with Permission.] For more works by this author, and to show them your support, visit ko-fi.com/bethanythemartian/ (Intro/lead-in by writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com) In this new "Quaran-tainment" series, we present short-form horror-, science-, and occult-fiction works by authors all across the internet every Wednesday while the COVID-19 pandemic keeps us contained in our homes searching for entertainment. We hope it can brighten your day just a little bit. Stay safe! ---- The voice of the Narrator was provided by Toby Crow. The voice of the Thing was provided by Lee Daniel. Introduced by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Sound Credits “Kitchen room tone.aiff" by bennychico11 of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Living room ambience with TV.wav" by Annerie of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 1.wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] "Long male scream 2wav" by jorickhoofd of Freesound.org [CC BY 3.0] ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/the-thing-under-the-fridge Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY AN UNKNOWN AUTHOR: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-124 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- The outro music was written by Joshua Alan Lindsay. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-124 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

A MESSAGE FROM THE DATABASE: 1. We're turning what are currently straight descriptions of video in the SCP-093 documentation into full audio logs so it's more interesting to listen to. This is A LOT of work, however, so we'll need a few weeks to focus solely on getting it put together. There will be no new episode the weeks of March 8 and March 15 (and potentially also March 22). Thank you for your patience! 2. The investigation into SCP-005's disappearance is now being directly handled by the O5 Council and MTF Alpha-1 ("Red Right Hand"). No further memos on this topic will be released, but the story has yet to conclude... 3. Special thanks to new Patreon patrons Aeon, Andres, Andrew Shipley, Aquarius Peters, Brittany Mittler, Castielphonebox, Chandler Middlemas, Chris Fishpaw, Damian Watts, Darken_dreams, Dee, Devon Board, Dillon Douglas, DT5537, Four, Franziska Hilgers, Harry, Jane Tverdy, Jared Conforti, Katerina Schell, Kayla, Ketill, Kitkat1540, Lilly, Logan Stromberg, Lorenzo Serox, Mark.png, Mental Doomsday, Miettispaghetti, Mr. Gentle, Pandy, RangePup, Riley Dickinson, Rufus The Dead Cat, Ryan Wojo, Seth Osgood, Shadow of 1471, SirSlambot, Stripey1999, Supaloop 123, Tanner Kelley, That one crazy dude, TheBlyatinator, Trillabit, Unconcupiscent, Von Bright, and Wyatt Dickinson. Consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase ---- Listen and read along to a transcript of this episode on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/memorandum-05 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]

CLEARANCE GRANTED... WELCOME, AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL... SCRIPT BASED ON ORIGINAL ENTRY BY thedeadlymoose: www.scp-wiki.net/scp-003 License: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ ---- The voice of the Database was provided by Joshua Alan Lindsay. The voice of Dr. Tilda David Moose was provided by Toby Crow. ---- Enjoy the podcast? Consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get access to bonus Joke episodes, outtakes, exclusive merch, and can even request episodes on specific SCP objects. www.patreon.com/thescpfoundationdatabase Listen and read along in one place on our website: www.scpdatapodcast.com/episodes/scp-003 Follow us on Twitter: twitter.com/SCPDataPodcast Like us on Facebook: www.facebook.com/scpdatapodcast Questions or comments? Email us at [email protected]