Childhood Myths (Mostly) Debunked!
03/06/25 • 59 min
Were you told that swallowing gum means it stays in your stomach for seven years? Or that sitting too close to the TV would ruin your eyesight? In this hilarious episode of The School of Mock, Jon, Sruli, and Dave dive into the childhood myths we all believed—and the shocking (and often embarrassing) moments we realized they weren’t true. Whether it was something our parents told us or just something we somehow convinced ourselves was real, the guys break it all down with their signature mock draft style.
PLUS: Dave doesn't actually believe a watermelon can grow in your stomach... right...?
School of Mock Podcast
Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!
Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock
Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at [email protected].
Were you told that swallowing gum means it stays in your stomach for seven years? Or that sitting too close to the TV would ruin your eyesight? In this hilarious episode of The School of Mock, Jon, Sruli, and Dave dive into the childhood myths we all believed—and the shocking (and often embarrassing) moments we realized they weren’t true. Whether it was something our parents told us or just something we somehow convinced ourselves was real, the guys break it all down with their signature mock draft style.
PLUS: Dave doesn't actually believe a watermelon can grow in your stomach... right...?
School of Mock Podcast
Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!
Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock
Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at [email protected].
Previous Episode
Heroes in a Half Mock: Our Favorite Cartoons!
Heroes in a Half Mock
This episode is more than meets the MOCK!
It’s wabbit season! it’s draft season! It’s time for the guys to roll out their all-time favorite cartoons! But as always, things go off the rails faster than a certain four shell-kicking heroes scarfing down pizza.
Some picks are genius. Evil genius. And some will make you wonder, “Oh my God, what were they thinking?!”
PLUS: Let’s just say the theme song singing is... ruh roh!
So grab your Acme-certified headphones, tune in, and let us know—who picked the ultimate cartoon lineup, and who should say "D'oh!"
School of Mock Podcast
Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!
Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock
Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at [email protected].
Next Episode
2 Minute Mock: Jon Mocks Sruli's #1 Pick!
🎤 It’s time for the 2 Minute Mock ! 🎤
In this week’s rapid-fire roast, Jon takes aim at Sruli’s #1 pick from last week’s Childhood Myths (Mostly) Debunked episode. Was it genius or completely ridiculous? Jon's got thoughts... and he's not holding back! 🔥😂
⚡ Watch, laugh, and let us know—did Sruli deserve this mockery? Or is Jon just salty? 🧂🤣
Stay tunes for more episodes from The School of Mock Podcast... and more 2 Minute Mocks!
School of Mock Podcast
Mocking the world, one top five at a time. From cereals to sitcoms, nothing’s off-limits as Dave, Sruli, and Jon count down their best (and worst) picks with a dose of humor and debate. Subscribe for your weekly dose of wit, lists, and laughter!
Find us on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your podcasts.
Follow us on Instagram: @SchoolOfMock
Would you like to join us in the show as a guest mocker? Do you have a great topic to get mocked? Email us at [email protected].
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