“Badass” is Out, “Beef Woman” Is In!

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04/26/18 • 21 min

Reductress editors Rachel and Beth (@rachelwenitsky and @bethnewell) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ziwe Fumodoh (@ziwe), Shannon O’Neill (@spotastic) and Alise Morales (@alisenavidad) read pieces from Reductress, plus we invented a time traveling tampon that allowed us to talk to Mary Queen of Scots about the time a portrait artist made her look fat in a painting.

I Love Pizza, Which Is Adorable Because I’m Hot, was written by Margaret Spencer. I’m Not Political (Because I Assume I Will Retain My Privileges Forever) was written by Sarah Bernstein. I’m Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die was written by Hannah LoPatin.

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Daycare Costs More Than I’d Be Making At Work So I Just Let My Children Loose In The Woods, was written by Laura Buchholz. Ass Stinks, Study Find was written by Keysha Whitaker. 4 Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On was written by Eva Victor.

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