4 Perfect Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On

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05/03/18 • 16 min

Reductress editors Rachel and Sarah (@rachelwenitsky and @yourpappalardo) take you through the week’s hottest stories. On this week’s episode, Ana Fabrega (@anafabregagood), Patti Harrison (@party_harderson) and George Salazar (@georgesalazar) read pieces from Reductress, plus we talk to a makeup expert who tells us why you should never ever comment on a woman’s smokey eyeshadow.

Daycare Costs More Than I’d Be Making At Work So I Just Let My Children Loose In The Woods, was written by Laura Buchholz. Ass Stinks, Study Find was written by Keysha Whitaker. 4 Smokey Eyes That NO ONE Should EVER Comment On was written by Eva Victor.

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