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The Real HouseMATES of New York

The Real HouseMATES of New York

Jessica & Robert

Let's be honest, after an episode of Real Housewives we all could use a little kiki with friends. That's us! We want to kiki with you as we recap the latest Housewives episodes. We help each other process whatever s***storm these ladies just stirred up. We are dedicated Housewives franchise fans, so we'll be covering ALL of the wives and we're excited to have our listeners join our casual tea time (with or without receipts). I'm Jessica and I'm Robert and we are the REAL HOUSEMATES OF NEW YORK CITYNew episodes weekly.18+ only! We are not filtered people.
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The Real HouseMATES of New York - Allegedly Not Sober - RHOP S06E12, RHOBH S11E19 & VPR S09E01
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10/03/21 • 104 min

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"Allegedly Not Sober"

Vanderpump Rules is BACKK!

Mention it all -

Christine Chiu from Bling Empire almost was a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills?
We are going to miss Porsha on RHOA

RHOP S6 E12 -

Grace, maybe you shouldn’t be driving that car.
Gizelle must really be excited for Halloween cause her house is dressed up as Frankenstein.
WE ARE SO OVER CANDLES!
That event was definitely shady, not quite reasonable.

RHOBH S11E19 -

Kathy’s 5 S’s had us dying!
Lisa Rinna telling Erika’s burglary story was even more ridiculous than when Erika told it.
Wait... Erika is talking to Sutton?!
If we were doing aquatic yoga with Rinna, we would have pushed her in EVERY time she was standing on that board.
Sutton getting on that boat was hilarious! This game of never have I ever uncovered more than expected about these women.

Vanderpump Rules S09E01

Starting off with TomTom, we missed you but maybe don’t name your new bar Shwartz & Sandy’s.
James Kennedy, we do not believe you are sober.. Stop rage texting and why is it always about food?!
Hibachi dinner in your backyard?! YES PLEASE!
Between LaLa and Scheana, we are team LaLa, BUT between LaLa and Ariana, we are ALWAYS TEAM ARIANA!

Timestamps:

Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:25

Mention it all: 00:05:25 -> 00:15:13

RHOP: 00:15:13 -> 00:38:08

RHOBH: 00:38:08 -> 01:06:32

RHOBH: 01:06:32 -> 01:38:48

Outro: 01:38:48 -> end

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"Surgeon #1, NOT an Extra" RHOC S18 Reunion Part 2, RHOSLC S05 E09, RHONY S15 E07, & RHOP S09 E06
Just a heads up, we are a bit unhinged this episode 😂 - enjoy!
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 Reunion Part 2
Shannon WON.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E09
If you were Lisa, would you fly coach?
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E07
THIS NEEDS TO END
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E06
Stacey.. he's just not that into you.
Timestamps:
INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:15:46
MENTION IT ALL- 00:15:46 - 00:26:19
RHOC- 00:26:19 - 00:50:21
RHOSLC- 00:50:21 - 01:04:52
RHONY- 01:04:52 - 01:20:03
RHOP- 01:20:03 - 01:33:33
F*MARRYKILL- 01:33:33 - END

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The Real HouseMATES of New York - "I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
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09/23/24 • 67 min

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"I Will Be Your Villian, Bitch!" RHOC S18 E11, RHOSLC S05 E01
MENTION IT ALL: Did someone say RHONY party? Hand me my apple.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E08:
Alexis needs to shut up and Heather needs a reality check.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E01:
What a premiere! This gave everything and we need MORE.
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO- 00:00:00 - 00:10:39
MENTION IT ALL- 00:10:39 - 00:20:33
RHOC- 00:20:33 - 00:41:38
RHOSLC- 00:41:38 - 01:02:00
F*MARRYKILL-01:02:00 - END

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The Real HouseMATES of New York - “So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07
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07/25/22 • 97 min

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“So Chic!” - RHOA S14 E10, RHOBH S12 E11 & RHOD S1E07 Mention It All:
Tamra is back!
Schwartz was on Scheana’s podcast, thanks reddit!
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E10:
We are here for Kenya this season.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E11:
Jamie Lee Curtis, you are too good for RHOBH. And Kyle, please, PLEASE, go away!
Real Housewives of Dubai S01 E07:
That wasn’t a wedding dress and Brook’s you are asking for it.
No new episode next week, see you guys the following week! =)
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:36
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:36 -> 00:16:05
RHOA: 00:16:05 -> 00:43:12
RHOBH: 00:43:12 -> 01:06:50
RHOD: 01:06:50 -> 01:33:32
Outro: 01:33:32 -> End

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“Gaslighter & Dumpsterfire” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 REUNION PART 1, RHONJ S12 REUNION PART 2, RHOA S14 E02, & RHOBH S12 E01
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Jen.. you called Dolores a jerk?..
Craig was thrown out of Amanda & Kyle’s wedding for..
Summer House S06 REUNION PART 1:
Paige... Paige... what is your issue?!
Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Part 2:
Mirror Mirror ::vomit::
Real Housewives of Atlanta S14 E02:
SWEATY TAINT...... WE CANNOT SAY HOW MUCH WE HATE YOU ENOUGH
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S12 E01:
Dorit is one of the strongest women on Bravo, for sure!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:04:44
MENTION IT ALL: 00:04:44 -> 00:10:08
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:08 -> 00:24:45
RHONJ: 00:24:45 -> 00:38:54
RHOA: 00:38:54 -> 01:02:17
RHOBH: 01:02:17 -> 01:34:07
Outro: 01:34:07 -> End

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"Salad Tossing, NY Times Best Sellers & The Bunny’s Back"

Intro-
We started Midnight Mass on Netflix and need to talk about it a bit.
And Bravo TV, thanks!

Mention it all -
Lala... you are turning to Jax..
We have some feelings about this Nicki Minaji RHOP reunion news.

RHOP S6 E13 -
We are team Mia all day!
Candiace.. Just stfu and DO NOT bring moms into the fight.
THE LETTUCE OFF!

Vanderpump Rules S09E02
Schwartz looks like he might have eyes for Brock.. Sandavol better be careful!
And the junk to thigh ratio.. Hilarious!
Ariana, Ariana, Ariana, girl, I think you need to take a better look at your fiances.
Who knew the rave tent at Coachella was the most romantic place on earth?
Lala, great you wrote a book, that doesn’t mean you are entitled to be a NY Times BestSeller.
We have our own ranking for this fashion show!

RHOBH S11 E20 -
We love you Kathy and your lampshade hat, and Sutton and the silent communication you both have together.
F*** Off you stupid Fox Fource F*** Ups and this stupid F***ing dinner and STFU Kyle!
Chinese New Year!!
Sutton won’t back down, Rinna.. That wig.. That look.., Crystal you look AMAZING, and f*** off Erika!

Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:10:20
Mention it all: 00:10:20 -> 00:22:28
RHOP: 00:22:28 -> 00:43:18
VPR: 00:43:18 -> 01:16:24
RHOBH: 01:16:32 -> 01:33:54
Outro: 01:33:54 -> end

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“I’m Gonna Eat Some Cheese, Then I’m Gonna f*ck Her Up” - RHOC S17 E07, RHOA S15 E10, WELCOME TO CRAPPIE LAKE S01 E03, RHONY S14 E01Mention it all:
Bethenny, Bethenny, Bethenny... wtf.
Graham should have always been with James and Ally.
Real Housewives of Atlanta S15 Ep10:
If the women don’t care, how are we supposed to care?
Real Housewives of The OC S17 Ep07:
Can Fancy Pants really be THIS oblivious?
Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake S01 Ep03:
THIS is everything we have needed.
Real Housewives of New York S12 E01:
OHHH IT IS GOOD TO BE BACK AT HOME!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:06:13
MENTION IT ALL: 00:06:13 -> 00:16:22
RHOA: 00:16:22 -> 00:29:04
RHOC: 00:29:04 -> 00:51:27
CRAPPIELAKE: 00:51:27 -> 01:03:20
RHONY: 01:03:20 -> 01:32:58
F*MARRYKILL: 01:32:58 -> END

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“I’m Bored” - RHOSLC S04 E14, RHOBH S13 E08, Winter House S03 E08 & RHOP S08 E06
Mention it all:
We watched Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY Legacy and we are in love!
Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S04 E14:
Don’t come for Meredith.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills S13 E08:
Awkward kisses and store parties!
Winter House S03 E08:
Danielle this is embarrassing.
Real Housewives of Potomac S08 E06:
Who knew we’d find out so much about these ladies ....
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:07:19
MENTION IT ALL : 00:07:19 -> 00:16:53
RHOSLC: 00:16:53 -> 00:34:29
RHOBH: 00:34:29 -> 00:53:28
WINTER HOUSE: 00:53:28 -> 00:59:27
RHOP: 00:59:27 -> 01:19:07
F*MARRYKILL: 01:19:07 -> END

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"The Huzzbands of it All" RHOC S18 E17, RHOSLC S05 E07, RHONY S15 E05, & RHOP S09 E04
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ORANGE COUNTY S18 E17
A fitting end to a good season.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF SALT LAKE CITY S05 E07
Ok, Bronwyn has won us over.
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK S15 E05
SNORE
REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC S09 E04
Who doesn't love a bunk bed?
TIMESTAMPS:
INTRO: 00:00:00 - 00:08:10
MENTION IT ALL: 00:08:10 - 00:13:27
RHOC: 00:13:27 - 00:34:03
RHOSLC: 00:34:03 - 00:54:59
RHONY: 00:54:59 - 01:08:02
RHOP: 01:08:02 - 01:18:45
F*MARRYKILL: 01:18:45 - END

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The Real HouseMATES of New York - “Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04
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02/28/22 • 68 min

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“Kyle & Ballgags” - SUMMER HOUSE S06 E06, RHONJ S12 E04
Mention It All:
Where was this Teddi Mellencamp on RHOBH?
David is a great guy, but we all knew that.
Summer House S06 E06:
Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle. Kyle.
Real Housewives of New Jersey S12 E04:
Why is it always about Teresa & Luis?!
Timestamps:
Intro/Opening : 00:00:00 -> 00:05:50
MENTION IT ALL: 00:05:50 -> 00:10:42
SUMMER HOUSE: 00:10:42 -> 00:37:01
RHONJ: 00:37:01 -> 01:02:18
Outro: 01:02:18 -> End

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How many episodes does The Real HouseMATES of New York have?

The Real HouseMATES of New York currently has 162 episodes available.

What topics does The Real HouseMATES of New York cover?

The podcast is about The Real Housewives, New York, Bravo, Atlanta, Comedy, Podcasts, Vanderpump Rules, After Shows and Tv & Film.

What is the most popular episode on The Real HouseMATES of New York?

The episode title '“Big Tree Fall Hard” - RHOP S07 E06, RHOSLC S03 E08, Family Karma S03 E02 & Winter House S02 E06' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on The Real HouseMATES of New York?

The average episode length on The Real HouseMATES of New York is 83 minutes.

How often are episodes of The Real HouseMATES of New York released?

Episodes of The Real HouseMATES of New York are typically released every 6 days, 21 hours.

When was the first episode of The Real HouseMATES of New York?

The first episode of The Real HouseMATES of New York was released on Jul 18, 2021.

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