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The Pom-posity Diaries

The Pom-posity Diaries

Simon Childs

Emigration to Australia has had a transformative affect upon Simon. On January 1st 2019 he, his Australian wife and three children arrived in the land down under. They upped sticks and travelled from Hertfordshire, Blighty to reside on The Gold Coast, Queensland.


The cultural shock caused Simon to slip into an alcoholic stupor for a whole year from which he has recently come to. However, an imposing and eccentric alter ego seems to have taken over. Convinced he is on a mission from the crown to win back the former colony of Australia, Simon's alter ego will stop at nothing to reach his goal.


Follow his trials, triumphs and many adversities in the weekly dispatches back to Blighty.


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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #9

Dispatch #9

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05/05/20 • 10 min

In this ninth dispatch the murky world of the illuminati is touched upon and Simon's experience of it is brought to bear. How it is responsible for Corona and his determination to prove it through Cousin David's help. Though David has not been helpful, that is until Brothe Benji gets in touch!

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #3

Dispatch #3

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04/13/20 • 3 min

After more observations of the culture and its people Simon expresses his joy at receiving as a gift an icon of Aussie life, "The Eski!" He expresses delight at an invitation to a soiree at his wifes cousins and reveals his history in service to the crown through the institution that is "Tiddly-Winks." Finally, he declares his intent within the land of Oz in his most lucid of dispatches to date!

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch # 7

Dispatch # 7

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04/20/20 • 13 min

Simon's achievement in attaining the coveted mobile eski handling license is celebrated at Dan Murphys alcoholic emporium thanks to his mentor and test assessor Wayne.

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #12

Dispatch #12

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05/26/20 • 5 min

In a moment of clarity and freedom from the chains of his alter-ego Simon reflects on the carnage he has caused. Always one for seeing the bright side he does delight in the joy of getting a job which has real entertainment value.

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch # 11

Dispatch # 11

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05/18/20 • 12 min

Missing all normal social barriers at the best of times, Simon's state of permanent pissedistance proves unbearable for all the family and neighbours. Dragging his son Olly into his shenanigans on the pretence of celebrating his 18th is the last straw!

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #10

Dispatch #10

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05/12/20 • 8 min

Against all the odds and in spite of no help from family back in Blighty, with vampiric hummingbirds seemingly round every corner our intrepid hero takes on the rise of Covid 19 in Oz with a breathtaking display of innovation and creative energy that showcases a broad, adaptive skill set essential for the work of an active officer of the realm deep in enemy territory.

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #8

Dispatch #8

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04/28/20 • 10 min

Having got through another day in Paradise, Simon encounters some natural insect activity in his back yard whilst supping on his constitutional evening Pink Gin, immediately followed by another which horrifies and disturbs him.

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #6

Dispatch #6

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04/13/20 • 17 min

Having luckily avoided prosecution for operation of a mobile eski without the proper licence to do so on the previous night. Simon takes up the advice of his wife's cousin Aaron and attends Dan Murphy's alcoholic emporium for mobile eski competency test training.


Follow the antics of his test assessor and his wife's cousin as they run rings around our unsuspecting hero!


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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #5

Dispatch #5

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04/13/20 • 16 min

After an incredible display of reverence and respect for Simon's eski by two Aussie strangers encountered on the way to Aaron's soiree, the pair arrive at the party where Simon holds court and some light is shed on his abilities to charm. However news of his lack of eski etiquette has reached his host and Aaron is not happy!

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The Pom-posity Diaries - Dispatch #4

Dispatch #4

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04/13/20 • 7 min

In this most confronting of dispatches Simon receives a guest in "Mick", where a few home truths are revealed and a heinous cultural blunder met head on. Two military warriors are first wary but slowly warm to one another after sharing tales of derring-do and finally part company with much mutual respect.

An encounter with two Aussie strangers reveals a truth that should have been apparent from the start.


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FAQ

How many episodes does The Pom-posity Diaries have?

The Pom-posity Diaries currently has 12 episodes available.

What topics does The Pom-posity Diaries cover?

The podcast is about Beer, Alcohol, Fiction, Australia, Gold, Empire, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on The Pom-posity Diaries?

The episode title 'Dispatch #12' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on The Pom-posity Diaries?

The average episode length on The Pom-posity Diaries is 9 minutes.

How often are episodes of The Pom-posity Diaries released?

Episodes of The Pom-posity Diaries are typically released every 6 days, 3 hours.

When was the first episode of The Pom-posity Diaries?

The first episode of The Pom-posity Diaries was released on Apr 13, 2020.

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