Episode 25: Mallory And The Trouble With Twins

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09/28/21 • 106 min

aka I Think, Therefore I Mall

Mallory's babysitting the Arnold twins! But more importantly, earrings earrings earrings earrings and, in conclusion, earrings.

On today's agenda: Twins With Threatening Auras; the only Pike rule; David Michael gets into highbrow manga; Mary Anne uses SHOCKING ADULT LANGUAGE; a veritable orgy of earring-giving; Byron gets all the personality traits; they try to make “malling” happen; canonical groans; trans-Neptunian objects or GTFO; singles bars and whether they are a thing; tracksuits all the way down; actual fucking clogs; manifesting the makeover of your dreams.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on Free Music Archive.

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aka I Think, Therefore I Mall

Mallory's babysitting the Arnold twins! But more importantly, earrings earrings earrings earrings and, in conclusion, earrings.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

Previous Episode

Episode 24: Kristy And The Walking Disaster

Kristy's Krushers make their first appearance! And so do Bart's Bashers, ugh. Kristy is her best self for once, we refuse to know anything about baseball, Jackie Rodowsky is not particularly disastrous, Watson is the wholesome content we need, and Ann M. Martin is too tired for a B-plot, which at this point is fair enough.

On today’s agenda: it's all baseball, for the love of God don't @us; Kristy experiments with heterosexuality; Sam and Charlie’s secret shame; the douchebro Punnet square; the IRA rounders league; DENTAL HORROR; O’Neills we have worn and loved; Karen learns an important thing about the Super Bowl; Nicky Pike’s elegant revenge; getting those sick gains with David Michael; the tribulations of being 5.8; Shannon’s new pastime; the insurance application scenes that got tragically cut; Jackie Rodowsky’s dark night of the soul; the long-awaited debut of California Casual.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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Next Episode

Episode 26: Jessi Ramsey, Pet-Sitter

The Mancusis have too many pets, and Jessi’s babysitting all of them! Meanwhile, Kristy’s in beast mode again, Mary Anne’s a liability, Dawn’s learning to swear, and we contemplate getting a horrible Boomer parrot. Also, we complain extensively about Mrs Braddock but we actually meant Mrs Barrett, so, uh, sorry about that.

On today’s agenda: Chekhov’s fat hamster; things the Queen wears; a heartening show of solidarity against Kristy; suspicious levels of DustBuster visibility; lessons in hamster husbandry; fond memories of the world’s sketchiest pet shop; NEW ELECTIONS; home hairdressing disasters and the thongs of faces; merry japes and medieval drolleries.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley and "Big Band Jingle A" is by Lobo Loco, both on Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!