Episode 17: Goodbye, Stacey, Goodbye

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04/20/21 • 110 min

Stacey’s gonna move away, and then she moves away. The Pikes are wildly xenophobic because it’s the Cold War. Also, there is a yard sale!

Today’s agenda includes: requiem for a Look; Claudia desperately tries to stir up romantic drama for others; our long-awaited editorial stance on Minute Maid; the loathesomeness of the general public; Alison Ritz must die; how bad are roaches, really?; ceremonial cottage cheese and baloney; Mr McGill and his shady business dealings; denim jumpsuits as a metaphor for life.

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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Stacey’s gonna move away, and then she moves away. The Pikes are wildly xenophobic because it’s the Cold War. Also, there is a yard sale!

Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

If you like our show, tell a friend, rate and review on your podcast app of choice, and come say hi on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or Instagram!

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Our theme song is "The Incredible Shrinking Larry" by Matt Oakley on the Free Music Archive.

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