The New Ark

Elliot Connor & Joe Wilkins

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Fun fact: the Earth's about to explode. So we've launched The New Ark podcast to pick which animals to save, sailing through space to find Earth 2.0. New episodes each Friday. Follow along @newarkhives to leave your votes. All complaints in white ink. No refunds or returns.

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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best The New Ark episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to The New Ark for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite The New Ark episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Foxes

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11/17/21 • 32 min

Set sail on The New Ark for the very first time as we debate the finer points of foxes. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote whether or not they deserve a place on board.

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Cats

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11/29/21 • 43 min

Hop aboard The New Ark as we prrruse the particulars of man's best feline friend- the domestic cat. Head to @newarkhives afterward to vote on whether or not they deserve a ticket to Earth 2.0 and join the crew.

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Crocodiles

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12/27/21 • 51 min

Yes, The New Ark's set sail once again on its futile quest to divine the good and evil of the animal world, to save the virtuous and condemn the crooks- or is that, crocodiles? Are those tears real? What lies behind that crooked smile? Only you can decide whether it's a cruise to salvation or 'see you later' for these scaly critters- comment your thoughts to @newarkhives.

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Giraffes

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01/18/22 • 50 min

Towering examples of animal excellence or just the usual pains in the neck? That's right- this week giraffes are under scrutiny to see whether their high-brow image stands up to Elliot's 'piss in the mouth' cross-examination. Don't forget to check in @newarkhives afterwards to vote on giraffe treadmills and UK flags.

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Pandas

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01/25/22 • 49 min

Prepare for pandamonium this week as Saf pulls out all stops and Elliot seeks to sabotage Chinese culture and government. Nothing is black and white on this all-out showdown featuring panda monks pissing whilst doing handstands. Drop by @newarkhives afterward to register as an official baby-hater and kick pandas off the planet.

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Butterflies

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02/22/22 • 54 min

This week: chrysalises crucified in a caterpillarific episode. Butterflies bashed as genocidal maniacs with appalling personal hygiene standards. Will they fly high or had they better flee? Arch enemy or ark-angel? You decide... leave your votes @newarkhives.

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Girpigeodile

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03/15/22 • 42 min

Welcome to the inaugural Royal Rumble. Up for debate this week: not one but three animals which you the audience couldn't decide on. Pigeons, crocodiles and giraffes all get successively bigged up then eaten alive as Saf and Elliot are joined by special guest Joseph Grove from the Animal Wellness Podcast to thrash out which critter merits that golden ticket and an all expenses paid trip to paradise. Follow the action @newarkhives.

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Raccoons

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03/29/22 • 58 min

Raccoons are obese good-for-nothing big black-and-white rats. Or are they? In this marvellous episode, Elliot fails abysmally to find a more popular Marvel film than Guardians of the Galaxy and we discuss whether raccoons can really talk- very, very, briefly. Head to @newarkhives after listening to vote on whether these critters deserve a spot on the ark.

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Fungi

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04/12/22 • 42 min

Saf's been eaten by fungi and now they're here to claim their mouldy old spot on the ark. They're not even animals but hey- who cares? They're serial killers anyway, so it take a very stupid person to get on their bad side. Like Elliot. Special guest Marika Bell wisely defends them. Head to @newarkhives afterwards to cast your vote: fungi friends or foes?

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Chameleons

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05/10/22 • 51 min

This episode: a starfish of chameleons in an aquarium. Also Saf misspells chameleon. Elliot plays the race card and reveals God's OG rules for animals on the ark. No longer will chameleons blend in and escape keen eyes- now they're out, exposed in the spot light, all their crimes laid bare for judgement. Do they deserve to make it on the ark? You decide. Cast your votes @newarkhives.

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How many episodes does The New Ark have?

The New Ark currently has 46 episodes available.

What topics does The New Ark cover?

The podcast is about Pets & Animals, Animals, Learning, Facts, Kids & Family, Comedy, Adventure, Nature, Wildlife, Podcasts, Trivia, Education, Science, Debate and Biology.

What is the most popular episode on The New Ark?

The episode title 'Elephants' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on The New Ark?

The average episode length on The New Ark is 48 minutes.

How often are episodes of The New Ark released?

Episodes of The New Ark are typically released every 6 days, 23 hours.

When was the first episode of The New Ark?

The first episode of The New Ark was released on Nov 17, 2021.

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The New Ark

Elliot Connor & Joe Wilkins

Top 10 The New Ark Episodes

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When was the first episode of The New Ark?

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