01 - Amongst the Magnolias

America. It’s been called the land of a thousand stories. With fifty states, we could then say that each state is home to at least twenty or so. This week, as ever, we tell these stories in the only way we know how: through a gently soporific audio experience that doesn’t challenge the status quo, but makes our listeners feel like they’re jussst slightly smarter than the hoi polloi. I’m Dilmen Phaint, and this is “Amongst the Magnolias.”

In this episode we tell the stories of the Dump King’s search for love, the last known Human Disc Jockey, and a curious case of a pet store selling expensive fish.

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