Creamery Royale

Explicit content warning

02/12/25 • 24 min

Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery.
Also, we get a snipped of Finally's newest fantasy epic, In Search of the Six Wizzlets.

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After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain exposure.
We also get a sample from the sci-fi epic, Invasion of the Gorblanxians.

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